Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.1%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.2%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 307 58.5%
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DukeMorty said:
Although, I would agree that Phil probably never had a girlfriend until Panda and Kat. I do suggest a few ideas on his past exs, if he had any.
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That being said in all these years he has been online, I would figure he would have mentioned at least one ex before Panda, as he is the type of guy to compare exs to his current gf, like how he compared Panda to Kat. And not once that I can think of has Phil compared Panda to a past ex, like saying she was a better cook, nicer, or better looking than an ex he had.
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Most of the videos from D$P's original channel were not archived and so they are lost to us, BUT, I remember a video before Panda where D$P made a remark about his 'girlfriend Natasha' or something exotic like that though I'm 95% sure he said Natasha. While I doubt he was dating this girl and threw out a cool sounding name, I have no proof.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
Most of the videos from D$P's original channel were not archived and so they are lost to us, BUT, I remember a video before Panda where D$P made a remark about his 'girlfriend Natasha' or something exotic like that though I'm 95% sure he said Natasha. While I doubt he was dating this girl and threw out a cool sounding name, I have no proof.
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I would believe that Phil had a super hot foreign girlfriend that lived in the former Soviet Union but she couldn't send him any photos of herself because her camera got stolen. She lives in a bad part of town and really needs money to move somewhere safer. Also money for a camera. Just Western Union the money to her cousin in California to send to her because the government where she lives won't let her accept US currency. She also can't talk to him because her phone broke. Please send money for a phone. They were probably soul mates.
 
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Asked Subaruman a question yesterday.
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Remember when DSP said Kat loved cooking?
 
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Sparkletor said:
Phil told us Kat loved to cook but was unable to cook where she was. That mean Subaru man probably forced her to watch marvel movies while he did all the cooking. How rude.
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I've said this in detractor streams/restreams/casts/whateverthefuckelse before, but I'd tread caution when believing what Subaru Man has to say wholesale.

No, he doesn't have a reason to lie about it since there's really no interest in him beyond looking for insight into Khet, but he also has no reason to make himself look bad, either. You're straight up hearing one side of the story, and, oftentimes in relationships, there's usually truth in both sides of a story as to why people split.

I know people have dug up dirt that may or may not be true about her past, but I'd still be apprehensive about believing everything the dude says. He's not going to make himself look like an asshole or divulge anything he's done that might be questionable. I mean, our favorite Horse-Lady left him for fucking Dave. The situation couldn't have been all sunshine and roses for that to happen, unless Dave is rocking like a 3 foot vibrating dick between his legs.

Just sayin'
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Find out what her god damn job was it's been infuriating me for months. Even a vague idea will do.

Thanks.
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I've asked. He isn't comfortable with sharing that

Synth said:
I've said this in detractor streams/restreams/casts/whateverthefuckelse before, but I'd tread caution when believing what Subaru Man has to say wholesale.

No, he doesn't have a reason to lie about it since there's really no interest in him beyond looking for insight into Khet, but he also has no reason to make himself look bad, either. You're straight up hearing one side of the story, and, oftentimes in relationships, there's usually truth in both sides of a story as to why people split.

I know people have dug up dirt that may or may not be true about her past, but I'd still be apprehensive about believing everything the dude says. He's not going to make himself look like an asshole or divulge anything he's done that might be questionable. I mean, our favorite Horse-Lady left him for fucking Dave. The situation couldn't have been all sunshine and roses for that to happen, unless Dave is rocking like a 3 foot vibrating dick between his legs.

Just sayin'
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You're absolutely right. But for now his word is the only one we have.
 
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C'mon. We all the know the shit she cooks is store bought, packaged goods that have instructions on them. Don't let Philip fool you by calling it "homemade".

Still funny though. Schwans and processed ez-bake food is pretty on the nose then.

Agreed on we really can't take his word on much. Though not sharing an occupation is a given if it's reputable. I mean he really has no reason to even answer any requests at all. I'd be highly annoyed this much later on.
 
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We will never know what her fucking job is. Based on hours and days off it must be retail maybe even a manager.
 
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That Hedonist Nerd said:
I tried all of the email addresses associated with her, rckr4jesus@aol.com (lmao), kittiekat_90@yahoo.com, ksaintjean@pacbell.net and ksaintjean1@pacbell.net but they all bounced.
I can say she has no weapon permit, no professional licenses, no sporting permits and no pilot license. So that narrows it down some.
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I remember when I did my autistic research that the only email I thought was actually hers are rckr4jesus and kittie_kat90. The other 2 belomg to another Kat Stjean... Don't remember how I came to that conclusion. Another thing to note it I found someone with the email kittiekat90@yahoo.com that did Sailor Moon fan fiction.
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
I remember when I did my autistic research that the only email I thought was actually hers are rckr4jesus and kittie_kat90. The other 2 belomg to another Kat Stjean... Don't remember how I came to that conclusion. Another thing to note it I found someone with the email kittiekat90@yahoo.com that did Sailor Moon fan fiction.
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Here, I'll just link the report https://www.dropbox.com/s/6pixf8h7j9e2edh/Katherine_St_Stjean-d9c60139f116a28.pdf?dl=0
. I can run reports on any email/address/phone number too. It's just beenverified, nothing fancy. I have an unlimited report account for business stuff.
 
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That Hedonist Nerd said:
Here, I'll just link the report https://www.dropbox.com/s/6pixf8h7j9e2edh/Katherine_St_Stjean-d9c60139f116a28.pdf?dl=0
. I can run reports on any email/address/phone number too. It's just beenverified, nothing fancy. I have an unlimited report account for business stuff.
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Why does it list SubaruMan as a 1st degree relative along with Katherine's sister as the only other 1st degree relative, and then list SubaruMan's parents as her 2nd degree relatives. .and why does her mother appear last on the list of 2nd degree relatives after them?
Not familiar with these reports, would that indicate they were married without a name-change?
 
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Prince Lotor said:
Why does it list SubaruMan as a 1st degree relative along with Katherine's sister as the only other 1st degree relative, and then list SubaruMan's parents as her 2nd degree relatives. .and why does her mother appear last on the list of 2nd degree relatives after them?
Not familiar with these reports, would that indicate they were married without a name-change?
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Don't put too much faith in the relatives bit. I think it mainly uses addresses and/or phone numbers to connect people together. Not even sure where they get their info from. I think it just infers "A lived here with B and C, then lived here with D" and tries to guess based on ages and shit.

It's basically what you get for $30/month.
 
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That Hedonist Nerd said:
Here, I'll just link the report https://www.dropbox.com/s/6pixf8h7j9e2edh/Katherine_St_Stjean-d9c60139f116a28.pdf?dl=0
. I can run reports on any email/address/phone number too. It's just beenverified, nothing fancy. I have an unlimited report account for business stuff.
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It would be interesting to see what's in the judgment and liens section. I suspect that she came to dsp with some kind of financial/legal burden and paying that off was a reason he started the tax season begging saga.
 
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