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Chris-Chan Arrested and in Jail, awaiting Hearing on Monday (28-Dec-2014)
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So long as there're no drug needles in said hoard, I'd say it's doable.
Bernd Lauert
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I'd rather say that Chris thinks the Gamestop people are bad people because they are getting in the way of him doing whatever the smurf he wants. Them selling something he disapproves of is nnot the point imo. I think it's personal: They don't let him do what he feels he has a right to do.
He feels he has a right to tresspass and damage merchandise, the employees try to stop him - that makes them the bad guys.
He tries to argue his case with them, they refuse to listen to his well-thought out and eloquently presented arguments, that makes them intolerant and mean.
Now they even try to make him leave! How dare they! Of course he doesn't comply. So they threaten to call in the cavalry.
At this time, Chris is calling it quits. Like so often before, he runs away. But he can't just run away, he has to have the last word.
He just use to abuse people or flip them off or curse them at this point, now he tries to use a weapon.
Good thing that he is as inept at using that weapon as he is at doing anything else.
Rich Lee Konsumov
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I'm not sure if I'm missing some sort of joke here so apologies if I am, but aggravated assault means pretty much the opposite of what you said, namely that not only were mitigating factors lacking but that the perpetrator was especially intent on causing serious harm or exceptionally reckless in the course of doing so.
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I admit I don't know for sure; it's possible I'm totally wrong and you're right.
Blue Max
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Some compare and contrast here.
During 10/28/11, Barb was behind the wheel at the Game Place
On this incident, Chris was acting on his own.
During 10/28/11, Chris was interested in taking pictures of Michael Snyder and that was apparently the motivation behind his actions.
On this incident, he intended to commit vandalism and potentially assault anyone who stopped him.
During 10/28/11, Michael Snyder was injured as a result of being hit by the Chandlers' Car. Chris, although stupid to act as he did, was just a passenger.
On this incident, Chris directly sprayed a GameStop Clerk with pepper spray.
In the aftermath of 10/28/11, Michael Snyder showed a remarkable mercy towards OPL and did not insist on throwing the hard charges against Chris or Barb.
On this incident, GameStop is a giant company that likely can not show the same mercy even if it wanted to, more businesses are involved, and I don't see how any kind of deal with the defendants to drop the charges is likely.
During 10/28/11, Chris wasn't a convicted Felon
On this incident, Chris has that whole history behind him.
After 10/28/11, Chris and Barb did have Bob's estate to use for legal expenses.
On this incident, it isn't clear that Chris has a home to live in. Although he has a small income via medallion sales, he's as broke as then. But Barb has little resources to help him either.
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A 10/28/11 ending of probation, fines, and restitution isn't in the cards.
In just about every way, Chris has managed to commit a worse act with fewer means to navigate the legal system.
Chris is definitely going behind bars.
Chris really should be given another round of psych evaluation--it might even come back with real concerns about future violence.
--Chris could be institutionalized. Given that he's managed to commit assault over Sonic's Blue Arms of all things, there is some possibility of that.
Chris probably isn't going to be paroled or given early release. How is any state bureaucrat supposed to look at Chris and his considerable stupidity and decide that he's shown a real effort to rehabilitate himself? Chris has needed that for well over a decade and it never appeared.
Tl;dr: Chris' goose is cooked and he's the last person to know.
During 10/28/11, Barb was behind the wheel at the Game Place
On this incident, Chris was acting on his own.
During 10/28/11, Chris was interested in taking pictures of Michael Snyder and that was apparently the motivation behind his actions.
On this incident, he intended to commit vandalism and potentially assault anyone who stopped him.
During 10/28/11, Michael Snyder was injured as a result of being hit by the Chandlers' Car. Chris, although stupid to act as he did, was just a passenger.
On this incident, Chris directly sprayed a GameStop Clerk with pepper spray.
In the aftermath of 10/28/11, Michael Snyder showed a remarkable mercy towards OPL and did not insist on throwing the hard charges against Chris or Barb.
On this incident, GameStop is a giant company that likely can not show the same mercy even if it wanted to, more businesses are involved, and I don't see how any kind of deal with the defendants to drop the charges is likely.
During 10/28/11, Chris wasn't a convicted Felon
On this incident, Chris has that whole history behind him.
After 10/28/11, Chris and Barb did have Bob's estate to use for legal expenses.
On this incident, it isn't clear that Chris has a home to live in. Although he has a small income via medallion sales, he's as broke as then. But Barb has little resources to help him either.
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A 10/28/11 ending of probation, fines, and restitution isn't in the cards.
In just about every way, Chris has managed to commit a worse act with fewer means to navigate the legal system.
Chris is definitely going behind bars.
Chris really should be given another round of psych evaluation--it might even come back with real concerns about future violence.
--Chris could be institutionalized. Given that he's managed to commit assault over Sonic's Blue Arms of all things, there is some possibility of that.
Chris probably isn't going to be paroled or given early release. How is any state bureaucrat supposed to look at Chris and his considerable stupidity and decide that he's shown a real effort to rehabilitate himself? Chris has needed that for well over a decade and it never appeared.
Tl;dr: Chris' goose is cooked and he's the last person to know.
Klonoa
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Has anyone obtained a mugshot yet?
fridgesrants
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Chris needs to go into a mental hospital at this point because he has completely lost it. I do not think prison is going to fix him. He needs to stay in a mental hospital so he can get the medication and therapy he needs so he can become a functioning part of society.
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So Chris-watching might be over?
*single tear rolls down face* g... god damn it Chris.
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Fuck, you beat me to it. My variant was going to be "the cow fought the lawl & the lawl won."
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Chris won't go to jail. The harshest sentence he'll receive will be intensive probation and house arrest.
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I wonder if Chris has broken down and eaten jail food yet. He's been in confinement for 36-48 hours at this point and must be hungry.
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Prison won't fix him, but maybe it'll teach him to take authority more seriously and not act like an entitled manbaby that maces employees just trying to do their job.
He won't go to a mental hospital, even if he did unless he wants to make an actual change therapy won't do any good, and the chance for him to become a functional member of society has long since vanished.
The Mackers
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https://www.instantcheckmate.com/ There is this site that would give you all the criminal records on Chris, as well as Borb, and it tells me there are FIVE on the three of them, though you need to pay to see them
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He is currently charged with a offense (with fairly good video evidence) that has a one year minimum sentence. Even if he Plea Bargians I really don't see avoid imprisonment in the Card, No felony and Contry Jail sure but he will be imprisoned
He could fight it there is a small chance he could beat the charges I my view, butif this goes to trial he is looking at some serious time
Every sensable person says Don't take Legal advice from Cwcki message boards
Cooked? It's vaporized.
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The more I hear, the more I hope to God the trial falls over the summer, so I can go.
Bridechu
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Unless it has a radically different meaning in the US, aggravated assault is just assault that's particularly negative, either because it was done in the committing of a felony or with total disregard to the well-being of the victim or some other factor adding severity. iirc, some jurisdictions define it as any assault using a weapon. It's basically assault plus one.
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slep
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Chris has been needing help since the Greene County School Board of 1992 spotted Chris' fate all the way back then. Of course, the Chandlers regarded an academy for Aspies to be a mentul instuhtooshun and went through great lengths to get Chris away from any responsibility, including living in exile in a nearby county.
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