Chris-Chan Arrested and in Jail, awaiting Hearing on Monday (28-Dec-2014)

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Friends of A-Log said:
Not according to his response to fake CWC's youtube.

Kenneth: "Rightfully maced him?? Can't retaliate because you're a trans??" I don't think you fully understand what kind of trouble you're in. You walk into an establishment that you were banned from and attempt to vandalize their property then use a weapon against a store employee after being kicked out and rightfully so.
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...Even Kenglehead isn't okay with this? Man, maybe he has a semi-functioning brain after all.

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Visits to the jail Chris is housed in are limited to two per month per inmate. Not happening.
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This. Also you usually have to have an approved list of visitors (IE, family, partners, maybe some friends) so you can't just get random visitors.
 
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Slowboat to China said:
I know it's already been said, but I still have to say it. God damn it, Chris. This is what I get for taking time off the board to visit the family.

Honestly, I don't see this working out well for him. I doubt he'll get a full five-year sentence--mentally disabled, freaking the fuck out over a video game character, etc.--but I wouldn't be surprised if he goes to jail this time around. At least it'll get him away from Barb for a little while.
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I think that's right. Chris appears, particularly recently, like he has fairly profound troubles. Talking to him just confirms that perception. That will get him sympathy and accomodation. It is all very well to say that he doesn't deserve it, I tend to agree, but that's just the reality.

I understand the temptation of Christorians to point to all the stuff leading up to it and all the shitty stuff he has done and all the shit he has gotten away with and say "He is bound to get what he deserves this time." But that is not going to come up. This is not going to be the trial of the century where all the expert Christorians from all over the land are called to explain the intricacies of Christian Weston Chandler.

This is going to be a case where a clearly disturbed man vandalized a store for what was an irrational and likely delusional reason. He responded poorly to people telling him to stop, and comitted an action that was an assault, but was definately not an egregious one. Everyone in the trial: judge, jury, prosecutor, public defender, is going to have the goal of shuffling this case off the docket as quickly as possible. The best way to do that is not to pick the heaviest charge you think you might be able to prove and fight over that. It is to pick some middling charge, probably a high level misdemeanor or very low level felony, and agree that everyone can live with that. Chris is most likely to get somewhere between community service and a few counselling sessions and a couple months in jail to cool his heels.

That is simply the most likely reality of the situation right now. You can object, complain, or disagree with it as much as you want. But that doesn't change reality or the way the justice system works. I am presenting this not as what I think should happen, but what I think will happen. And that prediction is reasonably well-informed, and contains considerable margin for error on either side.
 
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warongiygas said:
No facebook, no lego, no pokemon cards, no video-games, no sweethearts, no Barb... The real world is about to rock Chris's.
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Love to hear of those first few endless nights of him lying there bawling for hours with lines like "GIMMIE BACK MY PLAYSTATION!!!"

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Day 3: "Some Damn dirty MALE in the Cell next to Mine keeps yelling at Me to Eat His Tossed Salad. I don't want Any of your Damn Vegetables, you Dang Dirty TROLL. The JERKOP Guard keeps LAUGHING at my MLP: Equestria Girls Poster, but HE's jealous of my Good Taste in Animation, SO THERE!"
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I could just picture him trying to doodle his Sonichu figures on the floors a thousand times.

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Visits to the jail Chris is housed in are limited to two per month per inmate. Not happening.
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So I guess it's out of the question to try to get someone to act as a courier for us to check in on Chris now and then. I guess we'll have to wait until he's finally out and see if he can ever form words again.
 
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SonChu's Oil Change said:
I was on a jury for (what I thought was) an open-and-shut trespassing case, involving a transient senior citizen who shit himself, didn't make bail, and acted as his own attorney, quite poorly too. The prosecutor was probably 3 weeks removed from passing the bar and presented a poor enough case to convince half the jury he wasn't guilty. We argued for a day over the semantics of how a question was phrased to us. As soon as we told the judge "we're stuck," it was basically, "OK, hung jury *gavel* NEEEXT!!" We could have said that 5 minutes into deliberations and she would have done the same thing, she wanted the case out of the courtroom, it was ridiculous. As will this case be. But, my point is, all it takes is a stubborn juror and/or a rushed judge and absolutely none of what people are hoping or predicting will come true. He won't go to prison, he won't have the trial of the century. The judge sees this as 1 more case that he/she wants OUT of the courtroom as fast as possible. They won't take the time to intricately study Chris' dossier and issue wise rulings in a case like this. Maybe the judge will be a hardass and actually give him a few weeks in jail, or maybe he/she will get a kick out of the 2 or 3 weens in the gallery and let him off light. DO NOT try and troll a judge, especially in his/her courtroom. King Kong ain't got shit on that.
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Except all the old guy did was simply tresspass.

Chris not only tresspassed, but also tried to commit vandalism (even if he didn't damage anything as intended he'll still get hit with an attempted vandalism charge) and assaulted a random person by spraying them with harmful gasses before fleeing the scene of the crime. It was enough to get him tossed in jail on the spot once the cops found him. And from the sounds of it, he's making quite a scene behind bars.

The video confirms that Chris acted with full knowledge he was violating a ban placed on him AND refusing to follow directions by store proprietors.

This is the third time, IIRC, that he's also knowingly violated a ban (first was game place, second was any of the other various places he's forbidden from going to again like Target or the "HEXBOX" Best Buy). He's shown a clear history of not giving a fuck to authority when he has been warned repeatedly otherwise.

And then this:

Friends of A-Log said:
Not according to his response to fake CWC's youtube.

Kenneth: "Rightfully maced him?? Can't retaliate because you're a trans??" I don't think you fully understand what kind of trouble you're in. You walk into an establishment that you were banned from and attempt to vandalize their property then use a weapon against a store employee after being kicked out and rightfully so.
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If the lolcow kissass extrodanare isn't defending his ass - the same guy who managed that anti-blue arms facebook group for Chris and very briefly donated use of his own website - and is actually outright telling his percieved idol he's fucked, then Chris is fucked.
 
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-sigh- You'd think after going to court the first time, Chris would think to himself "Right, i can hate what i want, but no my physical attacking or vandalism". But NOPE. Because of the combination of both his ego and unrealistic expectation on doing anything for Sonic Boom to change the hedgehog's arm colors, he just had to do it again and ended up in Jail

I won't be surprised in court that he says vandalizing a game cover over a change in Sonic's arm colors will be for a "good cause" in his mindset. *sigh*
 
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Optimus Prime said:
If the lolcow kissass extrodanare isn't defending his ass - the same guy who managed that anti-blue arms facebook group for Chris and very briefly donated use of his own website - and is actually outright telling his percieved idol he's fucked, then Chris is fucked.
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Chris turning violent was the Blarms moment for Kengle's CWC fandom.
 
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Trilby said:
Love to hear of those first few endless nights of him lying there bawling for hours with lines like "GIMMIE BACK MY PLAYSTATION!!!"


I could just picture him trying to doodle his Sonichu figures on the floors a thousand times.


So I guess it's out of the question to try to get someone to act as a courier for us to check in on Chris now and then. I guess we'll have to wait until he's finally out and see if he can ever form words again.
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I would like to see Chris. Some out of jail and have Barb cut off that nasty hair and buy his clothes for him again. He might regress into his former self.
 
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MrsFrizzle said:
Is that the True and Honest Kengle responding to fake CWC? Wheels within wheels, man
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(I don't think Kenglehead is smart enough to realize that's not the real Chris, honestly)
 
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I think that's right. Chris appears, particularly recently, like he has fairly profound troubles. Talking to him just confirms that perception. That will get him sympathy and accomodation. It is all very well to say that he doesn't deserve it, I tend to agree, but that's just the reality.

I understand the temptation of Christorians to point to all the stuff leading up to it and all the shitty stuff he has done and all the shit he has gotten away with and say "He is bound to get what he deserves this time." But that is not going to come up. This is not going to be the trial of the century where all the expert Christorians from all over the land are called to explain the intricacies of Christian Weston Chandler.

This is going to be a case where a clearly disturbed man vandalized a store for what was an irrational and likely delusional reason. He responded poorly to people telling him to stop, and comitted an action that was an assault, but was definately not an egregious one. Everyone's goal in the trial, judge, jury, prosecutor, public defender, is going to have the goal of shuffling this case of the docket as quickly as possible. The best way to do that is not to pick the heaviest charge you think you might be able to prove and fight over that. It is to pick some middling charge, probably a high level misdemeanor or very low level felony, and agree that everyone can live with that. Chris is most likely to get somewhere between community service and a few counselling sessions and a couple months in jail to cool his heels.

That is simply the most likely reality of the situation right now. You can object, complain, or disagree with it as much as you want. But that doesn't change reality or the way the justice system works. I am presenting this not as what I think should happen, but what I think will happen. And that prediction is reasonably well-informed, and contains considerable margin for error on either side.
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I hear you that the people involved in this case aren't going to pour over chris like we've done. He'll have mostly fresh people to give him sympathy. But:
  • He's already hit someone with a car not even 5 years ago and they'll know that.
  • Chris's appearance and behavior has degraded since last time he was in court, they'll see this.
  • He has no lawyer to help him
  • Last time all of this was barely enough to keep him out of trouble
This isn't a case about a an old man sleeping on private property where jail is a bed and a fine is most assuredly going to go unpaid.
 
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Has anyone seen the movie Bronson? Its about a guy who is sentenced to 7 years in jail, but due to his insanity he finds himself spending the next three decades locked up. Bronson continually exhibits bad behavior and excessive violence that results in him extending his prison stay.

If Chris does go to jail, a minor sentence could turn into a life sentence due to his entitlement and stupidity.
 
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I'm not reading through all of these posts, so forgive me if someone noticed it already. On Google maps, the jail that Chris is being held at (Albermarle Regional Jail) is right next to PVCC. If/When Chris gets out of jail, I can only imagine if he'll connect the dots and start tard raging at poor ol' Mary Lee Walsh again.
 
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