Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Francis Dollarhyde said:
True, but they key thing is live interaction. So a livestream where you actually interact with your viewers as you eat. Not a video you film and just throw onto the youtubes and maybe pin a comment. It does not need to be large quantities of food but if you are good at mukbang and keep eating longer, more tips roll in, that is your money.
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I wish I could understand remotely how Mukbangs went from a neat way to enjoy a sit down meal with some one you enjoy the company of, but could really never meet, sans the internet..to well..fucking, that.

These fatfucks doing mukbangs not only consume enormous amounts of food..but do it as fast as possible. Like a large pizza in a few minutes fast. It really alludes me how it got that corrupted from original intent. I doubt Hamber has ever seen a real mukbang. To her it's just fucking regular ole snack time.
 
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666EVE666 said:
I got a kick out of this one. Amber, your mother didn't just decide one day to not do drugs anymore and kick her 30 year addiction...she went to prison and had to stop lol

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Isn’t Amber always saying how her addiction is different from drug addictions because she needs food to live? Her logic is always so convenient.
 
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666EVE666 said:
I got a kick out of this one. Amber, your mother didn't just decide one day to not do drugs anymore and kick her 30 year addiction...she went to prison and had to stop lol

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And not only that, but even if her mom did "just stop" one day it wouldn't be something to rely on for inspiration. AL's been waiting for something to "just click" for years now and unfortunately that only happens in movies. If it does happen irl it's extremely rare and it's downright stupid to expect it. Like those addicts who keep waiting to hit rock bottom and do nothing to treat their addiction in the meantime. It's indeed very dramatic and therefore very inspiring when that sudden moment of realization hits a fictional character on TV and they're able to change their entire life with little to no effort with no relapse ever, but 99,99% of the time this is not how life works. If you have serious issues you have to treat them, not indulge in them while you wait for that fateful moment somewhere in the future that will propel you into success overnight.
 
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To be fair, we are pretty much stalkers. We track and archive her entire online hoofprint. So I find this post understandable.

But I doubt many people on here or anywhere noticed and/or care

EDIT: my first reply and someone already said it : ^ )
 
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To be fair, we are pretty much stalkers. We track and archive her entire online hoofprint. So I find this post understandable.

But I doubt many people on here or anywhere noticed and/or care

EDIT: my first reply and someone already said it : ^ )
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She has the uncanny ability to make everything she says sound smug and cunty. “I’m sure quite a few have noticed” yeah and we don’t care? You want a medal finally opening your twitter up to the public or...?
 
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raritycunt said:
She has the uncanny ability to make everything she says sound smug and cunty. “I’m sure quite a few have noticed” yeah and we don’t care? You want a medal finally opening your twitter up to the public or...?
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Amberlynn opening up her sideshow of mall goth vaguetweets, cunty and incoherent haydur replies, and slavering over Miley Cyrus like a bitch in heat is global news, okay boo-boo? Everyone is lidurly obsest with her anyway like daaaaang
 
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marjoram said:
Going to prison would certainly help Big Al kick her food addition too....One of the few things that would.

I say lock the bitch up, "Course, they'd have to knock down a wall between two cells so she could turn around but her vlogs wouldn't be any less boring.....
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I can't think of many crimes that would be deserving of being locked up with AL as she goes through full on cunt mode having to survive on a prison diet.
 
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marjoram said:
Going to prison would certainly help Big Al kick her food addition too....One of the few things that would.

I say lock the bitch up, "Course, they'd have to knock down a wall between two cells so she could turn around but her vlogs wouldn't be any less boring.....
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Nah, she'd just munch carpet for other inmates' portions. She needs to be in a mental facility.
 
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marjoram said:
Going to prison would certainly help Big Al kick her food addition too....One of the few things that would.

I say lock the bitch up, "Course, they'd have to knock down a wall between two cells so she could turn around but her vlogs wouldn't be any less boring.....
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I doubt it. prison has ramen noodles and chips and lots of other junk food. she'd probably be buying other inmate's lunches and food if she saved enough yt money.
 
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ADHD said:
If Amber went to prison, would she finally be forced to shower/wash her hair on a regular basis?
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If she didn’t she’d get it washed for her. Bitches don’t like stinky people.

Prisoners are strict about their food rules too. Amber would have some problems. It’s not up for grabs just because somebody didn’t eat it.

She’d probably like the food though.
 
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