DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UngaWunga]

I wonder if Phil realizes that he's going to be remembered less fondly after death than CWC. Chris is some kind of tragicomic broken alien. Like a super autistic The Man Who Fell to Earth. Phil's legacy will just be "He sucked at video games and he was always angry about it."

 

[RobVC3]

I wonder if Phil realizes that he's going to be remembered less fondly after death than CWC. Chris is some kind of tragicomic broken alien. Like a super autistic The Man Who Fell to Earth. Phil's legacy will just be "He sucked at video games and he was always angry about it."

You mean hes going to be known as:

"The guy who masturbated on stream and sucked at video games."

 

[UngaWunga]

You mean hes going to be known as:

"The guy who masturbated on stream and sucked at video games."

By the time Phil finally dies everyone alive will have got caught masturbating on stream at one time or another, so even that part of his legacy will be forgotten.

To the NSA we're all DSP.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Not even selling to the whole viewership on his stream; you gotta meet the right criteria!

1. Be on his stream to be aware of the statue sale
2. Be a long-time trusted viewer
3. Hope your e-mail isn't lost in his spam filter like everything else is
4. Be within a reasonable distance so shipping costs aren't astronomical
5. Want a specific statue that has a high-likelihood of being broken
6. Hate yourself

Meanwhile, other streamers are giving away Collector's Editions of MK11 or PS4 consoles to their viewers.

 

[gaarashatan]

Meanwhile, other streamers are giving away Collector's Editions of MK11 or PS4 consoles to their viewers.

must be nice to be other streamers fans

 

[sperginity]

I'm trying to get a handle on the DSP lore- if anyone is kind enough to explain why people call him "Dave", I would appreciate it.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

To be fair to Phil, he bought that thousand dollar portal gun, as well as other stuff, for props for Project 7. I'm sure Phil made his money back since Project 7 was a successful series that lasted hundreds of episodes over many years. In fact the special effects company that worked with Phil, Respect the Pact, revolutionized the industry by refusing to be compensated for their work in any way.

Next time you guys swing by Phil's Twitch, ask him for a limited edition Project 7 tee shirt. He will probably send you one because he is known for his generosity.

Well theres a god damn good idea for Phil the Saint.
Have a god damn gay giveaway for his useless statues/props.

edit:

Meanwhile, other streamers are giving away Collector's Editions of MK11 or PS4 consoles to their viewers.

fuck

 

[Haunter]

I'm trying to get a handle on the DSP lore- if anyone is kind enough to explain why people call him "Dave", I would appreciate it.

The popular "Detractor" (what Phil calls anyone that criticizes him) Almighty Tevin began calling Phil "Dave". He just thought it sounded better. That's basically all there is to it

Similarly, there was an old podcast Tevin revisited where a couple of Phil's fans had Phil as a guest. One of them abbreviated Darksydephil to "Dark", to Darksydephil's displeasure. Tevin picked this up, which is why you'll sometimes see Phil referred to as "Dark".

 

[UngaWunga]

The popular "Detractor" (what Phil calls anyone that criticizes him) Almighty Tevin began calling Phil "Dave". He just thought it sounded better. That's basically all there is to it

Similarly, there was an old podcast Tevin revisited where a couple of Phil's fans had Phil as a guest. One of them abbreviated Darksydephil to "Dark", to Darksydephil's displeasure. Tevin picked this up, which is why you'll sometimes see Phil referred to as "Dark".

Gotta love the under-utilized Spirited Away "Stole your name and gave you a new one" flex

 

[Comma]

I'm trying to get a handle on the DSP lore- if anyone is kind enough to explain why people call him "Dave", I would appreciate it.

The popular "Detractor" (what Phil calls anyone that criticizes him) Almighty Tevin began calling Phil "Dave". He just thought it sounded better. That's basically all there is to it

Close, but the actual lore is slightly different:

It's true that "Dave" became popular during/partially thanks to a Tevin re-stream, but it's not Tevin who came up with the name. It was actually some random person sending DSP a single cheer $1 tip with a question or statement that I can't remember seemingly trying to ask for an unban, but calling him Dave for no apparant reason at the end beginning of that message. DSP reacted in his typical "No idea what you're talking about, dood, but my name is not Dave. Nu-huh. Why is he calling me Dave? I'm not Dave, you've got the wrong person, man, ack ack."-manner.
It became an instant meme and chat kept calling him Dave for the remainder of the stream. Tevin, who was re-streaming said stream, picked up on it, laughed about the randomness of the whole thing and DSP's defensive reaction to it, and kept referring to it as well. And thus the nickname was born, never to go away.

The end.

-edit- (added the newfound information to correctly portray the actual lore)

 

[PieceofShet]

Close, but the actual lore is slightly different:

It's true that "Dave" became popular during/partially thanks to a Tevin re-stream, but it's not Tevin who came up with the name. It was actually some random person sending DSP a single cheer with a question or statement that I can't remember, but calling him Dave for no apparant reason at the end of that cheer. DSP reacted in his typical "No idea what you're talking about, dood, but my name is not Dave. Nu-huh. Why is he calling me Dave? I'm not Dave, you've got the wrong person, man, ack ack."-manner.
It became an instant meme and chat kept calling him Dave for the remainder of the stream. Tevin, who was re-streaming said stream, picked up on it, laughed about the randomness of the whole thing and DSP's defensive reaction to it, and kept referring to it as well. And thus the nickname was born, never to go away.

The end.

YES, THIS IS THE CORRECT LORE!

Also, remember when the reverse happened? Someone called Tevin "tervin" in a dsp cheer and dsp wanted to get back so he got smug and said "yea, lets call him tervin höhö", but it only took till the end of the stream. Never, ever refered to him as tervin.

 

[Just_living]

Phil's perfectly capable of keeping a planned wedding a secret for over 6 months.

But an Ebay account? No way dude! Stupid fucking trolls will scam me!

He had some of the items back in 2015 on ebay. The way DSP is going about these offers would lead to people getting the wool pull over them; All DSP has to say is that there is a higher bid (when there are no other bids) in order to get someone to overpay for one of the statues. Also using Ebay offers buyer protection and there is a layer of protection for himself.

He doesn't want the bids to be visible for that reason. Then the whole shipping situation, he is really lazy and he could have the buyer cover the cost through Ebay. I think pressing his biggest paypigs rather than the users on ebay looking for collector items that DSP has seems like a bad idea.

He lied and did the wedding and when he came back he hasn't been following his schedule, been hostile to his chat, and lost half his mods. Now DSP is begging his audience to buy his junk. He must not be expect anything in terms of tips in May unless a new whale comes around.

 

[Asperchewy]

Phil's dad's name is also "Dave" Meme goes full circle.

 

[Comma]

YES, THIS IS THE CORRECT LORE!

Also, remember when the reverse happened? Someone called Tevin "tervin" in a dsp cheer and dsp wanted to get back so he got smug and said "yea, lets call him tervin höhö", but it only took till the end of the stream. Never, ever refered to him as tervin.

You mean... THIS ONE?

 

[Prince Lotor]

The reason she doesn't like Marvel movies is because she claims her ex made her watch all of them. This was what was stated during her first time on his stream I believe. Subaruman told us that was a lie.

It is in fact a lie. You can go read on her Twitter where she Tweeted about several different Marvel movies excitedly anticipating their release date, I think there were 2 she even Tweeted about going to see a second time in the theater because she liked them so much. I think it's one of those things where she has an association in her mind and now because they remind her of SubaruMan she pretends she hates them to avoid acknowledging to herself what a 'pissy bitch' she is, if even for just a moment.

Otherwise it's just a really weird lie to perpetuate. It's odd enough to pretend the narrative of 'I HATE them! He FORCED me to watch Marvel movies!', like she was somehow abused by her long-term boyfriend taking her on a movie-date. She's definitely not playing with a full deck, it's just another manifestation of her anger issues.

Edit: Like last summer Phil and Katherine watched Wonder Woman together as soon as it was available from whatever movie subscriptions they had. Phil just doesn't want to leave the Wakando, ever. It's probably something she's said one time and he's just going to reference it whenever he wants to end talk about why he won't go see a movie in the theater, so he doesn't have to address what a paranoid shut-in bitch he is.

 

[Frazzle]

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King of Crybabys on twitter posted this.

What item in BloodBorne do you have to get to see the lore on the 1st Earl of Chatham having gout?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

What item in BloodBorne do you have to get to see the lore on the 1st Earl of Chatham having gout?

the 4th place trophy in a street fighting tournament where the earl competed

 

[Comma]

Okay, I actually found the footage of DSP getting the $1 tip message calling him Dave that started the whole thing. @Haunter @PieceofShet @sperginity

He starts doing the shoutout at 1:07 of his "Crash Bandicoot 3: WARPED (N-Sanity HD) playthrough pt17 - No Deaths and Tomb Torture!" video of July 1st, 2017.
(https://youtu.be/1nLFftMb7vY?t=65)

Here's a clip, in case you don't want to give him views:

I love how pissy he looks and sounds when doing the shoutout to that subscriber. That shit was living rent-free in his head from that point onward.

He also received a cheer mentioning "DarksydeDave" about 9 minutes later, but it seems like he ignored that one.

 

[Synth]

Okay, I actually found the footage of DSP getting the $1 tip message calling him Dave that started the whole thing. @Haunter @PieceofShet @sperginity

He starts doing the shoutout at 1:07 of his "Crash Bandicoot 3: WARPED (N-Sanity HD) playthrough pt17 - No Deaths and Tomb Torture!" video of July 1st, 2017.
(https://youtu.be/1nLFftMb7vY?t=65)

Here's a clip, in case you don't want to give him views:
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I love how pissy he looks and sounds when doing the shoutout to that subscriber. That shit was living rent-free in his head from that point onward.

He also received a cheer mentioning "DarksydeDave" about 9 minutes later, but it seems like he ignored that one.

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Shoutout to JasonTricksta, may you live forever enshrined alongside FlyEaglesFly.

There should be a DSP shoutout HoF tbh.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

It is in fact a lie. You can go read on her Twitter where she Tweeted about several different Marvel movies excitedly anticipating their release date, I think there were 2 she even Tweeted about going to see a second time in the theater because she liked them so much. I think it's one of those things where she has an association in her mind and now because they remind her of SubaruMan she pretends she hates them to avoid acknowledging to herself what a 'pissy bitch' she is, if even for just a moment.

Otherwise it's just a really weird lie to perpetuate. It's odd enough to pretend the narrative of 'I HATE them! He FORCED me to watch Marvel movies!', like she was somehow abused by her long-term boyfriend taking her on a movie-date. She's definitely not playing with a full deck, it's just another manifestation of her anger issues.

Edit: Like last summer Phil and Katherine watched Wonder Woman together as soon as it was available from whatever movie subscriptions they had. Phil just doesn't want to leave the Wakando, ever. It's probably something she's said one time and he's just going to reference it whenever he wants to end talk about why he won't go see a movie in the theater, so he doesn't have to address what a paranoid shut-in bitch he is.

Seems to be the only reason Phil wants a girlfriend. Whenever he needs to justify something idiotic, he can just fall back on "muh girlfriend, dood". Which is convenient for him because Kat is never seen on camera, so he can just say whatever the fuck he wants. He used to do that shit with Leanna, too.

Everyone is a tool for Phil to use as he sees fit. Kat's not a girlfriend to him, just another thing he can use to lie and get away with it. It really does prove how much of a disgusting person he is.