Chris released from jail on bond

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KatsuKitty said:
Where the hell does Barb continue to scrape all this money from?
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People who are used to circling financial ruin tend to be good at producing quick cash. There are all sorts of ways to get quick money by sacrificing your finances down the road.
 
drmccoy said:
eBay funds? That would be pure schadenfreude if his eBay lego money was used as bail money for his tantrum over a fucking video game. We know Barb has access to his accounts.
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I get a feel that Barb went to a Payday loan joint, grabbed $500, and wrote a predated check for January 2nd to cover the loan plus the loanshark interest. All that will come out of Barb's January Tugboat and Chris will have to pay her back at the end of this week off of his own Tugboat, of course.

Chris may be back home, but I bet he's gonna really beg and mooch like never before on Facebook for the lost monies. Will the Whiteys actually send in donations or will they tell Chris that this was his own fault this time?
 
drmccoy said:
eBay funds? That would be pure schadenfreude if his eBay lego money was used as bail money for his tantrum over a fucking video game. We know Barb has access to his accounts.
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That was spent the moment he got it, the whole by more commissions so I can ship my current orders face book posts attest to that.
 
I have a feeling I know who posted bond...

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kobebyarlant said:
Good thing Chris lacks self control or a filter and we're about to hear everything about this case on FB.
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Chris spent twice as much time in jail as the last time. I can't wait to hear how much of a gigantic pain in the ass he was during this time. Did he pretend to be a genie while constantly hootin' and hollerin'? Did he go on another hunger strike? Did he crap his briefs at any point? Whatever information we get, it sure as hell won't disappoint.
 
If there's one thing we know, it's that he won't have been humbled. Or reflected upon himself. Or learned a single damn thing.
 
At this point I hope Chris isn't allowed out of the house besides getting food. I don't want to believe he's dumb enough to go back to Gamestop and do anything else, but it is Chris we're talking about.
 
Anyone wondering why the hell he was allowed out:

More-or-less everyone has the option to post bail, it takes some pretty serious shit to have that taken away... my friend's dropkick boyfriend still got bail after robbing a McDonalds, for example. There's no reason to believe that Chris will run from his court date (flight risk) when you consider that he did appear for the Synder case, nor does he fit the legal definition of a danger to society.

If for whatever reason he doesn't appear in court, he's in for a world of pain. He'll likely have a bench warrant issued and when the Jerkops grab him he'll be up for contempt of court, as well as being held without bail as he's now proven himself to be a flight risk. That and the bounty hunter will come for Barb, putting their home/car/other assets at risk.

I don't say this and mean it very often, but I honestly don't think he's that stupid.
 
I was wondering if Chris was ever going to see 14BLC before Barb moved the hoard back in.

As for him breaking radio silence, I'll chalk it up to being a late Christmas miracle if he did. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Barb pawned off his stuff to post bond (or maybe Chris' sugar daddy got him out?). Here's to hoping he is able to communicate with Renee because unless Chris is dumber than I expect, he isn't going on Facebook anytime soon.
 
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