"[I've] been a large supporter of fan community culture for as long as I can remember."
What the fuck does this even mean? She supports people getting together and being fans of things? That's really vague and tells us nothing about who you are. The fact that you've been "creating online content for more than a decade" and couldn't manage/bother to put any individual achievements from doing so is staggering. That being said, it's not that big a deal as this isn't a job application letter or something. One particular note I'd like to make everyone keenly aware of is that NOWHERE in this entire thing does she say "Marzgurl", nor does she point to any of her social media.
"I will be as straightforward as possible to prevent any form of misunderstanding."
She says this, then immediately leaves out details about why she needs this money. She mentions this GFM is to "start" a defamation suit, but doesn't mention who it's against - she only states the opponent as "several individuals". Does this mean she wants to sue people other than YellowFlash, or is she just hiding the solo target behind a nebulous phrase? Is she using that phrase because saying "I want to sue noobmaster69" sounds fucking retarded? If so, that would be a wise choice on her part. As such, I automatically assume this is not the reasoning.
"For over three months I have become the target of these individuals for standing with those who have accused a certain figure in the voice acting industry for sexual misconduct."
- This wording makes it seem like you're the only person who's been called retarded in the entirety of the three months, when there was a good chunk of time where everyone diverted their attention to bigger fish (or whales, if I may). Making it look like a "concentrated campaign of character assassination" is pretty laughable, when even the Nick Rekeita stream dedicated to you didn't have enough good material for a proper length stream. This is also of course ignoring that most of your character was fucked by your own doing, not ours.
- Tying into the previous part again, why aren't you saying it has to do with Vic? Is it because you're full of shit hiding that this has to do with stupid internet shit? Is it because people would go look up who Vic is and see the other, way more successful GFM? Bear in mind that as of just recently, that Vic's GFM has achieved ONE HUNDRED TIMES her goal
and TWENTY FIVE HUNDRED TIMES her raised amount so far. Is that fair? No, Vic's GFM has been out a lot longer and is targeting much bigger people than a rando(s) on the internet. Is it still funny? 
Absolutely.
"the telling of untruths, and monetarily profiting off my image without my express permission."
What has been said that isn't true, Captain M
armvel? Can you point to anything in particular that counts as an untruth with legally considered damages? Considering how much nothing you make in revenue, I highly doubt you'd be able to claim any worthwhile damages, even if people actually
were defaming you. Even if fucking
somehow down the line you scrounge up enough cash to sue YellowFlash and the others and
somehow somehow win those lawsuits, there's no way in hell that anything any of them have said about you (true or not) would even pay enough damages to pay back your lawyer.
Also we've been over this already with the whole "we don't need your permission" thing, so I won't go into that other than mentioning it.
"$1,500 for the initial retainer fee for the lawyers I have been speaking with, and will be increased if the fee is met."
...Really? That's your starting goal? I'm not going to rag on too hard about this since it's really clear just how stupidly low this goal is, but I do want to point out one thing. She obviously knows that it's fifteen hundred bucks
just for the retainer - has it even remotely occurred to her just how fucking expensive this whole suit would be?!? As we like t point out so many,
many times, she couldn't even crowdfund a fucking oil change.
" I will be doing my best to also be paying out of my own pocket"
No way in hell are you going to make any notable contribution to this effort. What, by "doing my best" you mean "using what little money I make in order to buy groceries and bras to make my life worth living, as opposed to my usual standard of anime figurines and other stupid garbage"?
"I do not have the financial means to retain these legal services on my own"
No shit
RESULTS SO FAR
After one day at time of writing she's at 35 shares (23 at the time of screenshot above) and has managed to raise an earth shattering
sixty dollars. From three people, two of which are anonymous.
The third one last donated previously to this creature.
Not much else I can add, really.
