I didn't catch the very start. The video is all one take; the paragraph spacing is for ease of reading. Everything she said was interspersed with inane responses to her obsequious viewers who were asking stupid questions.
-Gorl went back to hospital for the sweet sweet pain meds.
-She looks like shit, her eyebrows aren't even shaped symmetrically
-It's hard to walk because she can't breathe well, and neither fact is related to her obesity guys
-She walked for FIVE MINUTES and is smug about it
-She lashes out at the trolls who doubted her story; says everything was "normal" and that's why she was allowed to go home
-She sounds like Amber, and I am not exaggerating. She is saying shit like "it was like lidurly scary" and even the timbre of her voice sounds like Amber. She's not smart enough to be doing this to troll
-"Tylenol does nothing" yeah, I imagine it doesn't work as well when you weigh as much as a grizzly bear. The doctor told her to suck it up and take tylenol; he knows a painkiller addict when he sees one.
-Risk that the clots will come back; "lifestyle changes" are going to prevent that. She's talking to the doctor about that on Monday.
-She says Bibi wheeled her around of the hospital and she didn't enjoy it (as if), mystifyingly adding that she doesn't have anything against people in wheelchairs.
-She's drinking sugary coffee but it's almond mi1k so she's a vegan queen
-"Feeling a lot better"
-She keeps bringing up hospital shit because she's (almond) mi1king this for every drop
-"it was a big wakeup call!" and variants thereof, throughout video
-The usual spiel about how she's a diet guru now and can't IMAGINE eating pizza
-"It's not always weight-related! They never mentioned my weight" words fail me
-"Still" PLANT-BASED - not "vegan"
-She's seeing the new children's film about magical superheroes with autistic gamma-male cohort Peetz, who wants to see it AGAIN
-Keeps talking about how she feels "a bit" better, she's in such agony and needs attention
-Bitching about blood work because she has bad veins
-"This is an opportunity"
-Chantal bitches about old people farting with no irony. Excessive cackling
-She's waiting on blood test results before being prescribed more painkillers
-The viewers are promised "exciting videos". She then reveals it's more creepypasta garbage.
-She ordered a plant-based haul on Amazon, along with a bunch of other tawdry shit
-She can't find a toilet seat that's comfortable. She's talking about the logistics of her own shitting. When will this perdition end
-Her friend always reminds her of "a time" when she would piss on sidewalks, in public. She says this is the only thing people remember. She implies that this happened very often. She says her friends say it's "unusual" that she did this, then laughs. She seems to have forgotten she pissed in public a week ago, on video, then uploaded it
-"I don't know if I believe in the paranormal. Probably"
-Chantal used to be into guys with lots of eyeliner and long hair
-"I'm not gonna eat breakfast"
-Unsolicited and uninteresting commentary about the people going for blood tests
-"My teeth are yellow today... it's the coffee."
-We are promised a video "probably tomorrow maybe"
-"I need water to get my veins plumped up" and swigs her $45 water bottle Amberlynn-style
-Chantal hopes the theatre isn't crowded, presumably because she occupies two seats but only pays for one
-Very dull chatter about Avengers
-Chantal signs off and reminds everyone she's feeling better because everybody must be losing sleep!
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