Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Charlie Delicious]

0/10

He needs to use The Scalfani Way for creating review videos:

• Describe the parking lot
• Swing camera around wildly as you narrate.
• Complain about prices
• Time how fast drinks are refilled
• Point camera at patrons who don't want to be filmed
• Randomly read parts of the menu or whatever.
• Keto? Not today!
• Order only breaded and deep fried items
• Stick out tongue like a runway for the food being plowed into your mouth.
• Talk with mouth full
• Don't describe in any detail the flavor of the food. Stick to one or two word descriptions like "it's good" or "it's okay". DO NOT EXPLAIN WHY YOU FEEL THAT WAY.

 

[captkrisma]

Only one food review video without Jack and Charles has me wanting to go to Florida and try that place out. I've yet to feel that way for any of Jack's reviews.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

0/10

He needs to use The Scalfani Way for creating review videos:

• Describe the parking lot
• Swing camera around wildly as you narrate.
• Complain about prices
• Time how fast drinks are refilled
• Point camera at patrons who don't want to be filmed
• Randomly read parts of the menu or whatever.
• Keto? Not today!
• Order only breaded and deep fried items
• Stick out tongue like a runway for the food being plowed into your mouth.
• Talk with mouth full
• Don't describe in any detail the flavor of the food. Stick to one or two word descriptions like "it's good" or "it's okay". DO NOT EXPLAIN WHY YOU FEEL THAT WAY.

Don't forget: saying "OK, are you ready" before taking each bite. And sloppily editing and posting without reviewing first.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

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"Cooper Cookware". Great work, Jack.

Jack horny about steam holes in the lid. Maybe he fucks his cookware?

 

[Aaway]

Only one food review video without Jack and Charles has me wanting to go to Florida and try that place out. I've yet to feel that way for any of Jack's reviews.

probably because A. the review is almost 20 minutes long and actually goes into detail unlike jack's 5 minute videos and B. the food actually looked appetizing instead of the piles of deep fried garbage jack and tammy shove down their throats

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I'm amazed how terrible he is at the simple task of frying an egg.

Like I don't even think that's a Day 1 cooking class skill.
I'm pretty sure they won't even let you in the door if you're that bad.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

I'm amazed how terrible he is at the simple task of frying an egg.
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Like I don't even think that's a Day 1 cooking class skill.
I'm pretty sure they won't even let you in the door if you're that bad.

That fuckhuge spatula lmao. That's a pretty normal looking medium-ish frying pan but that spatula is ridiculous.
Also lol at the interference from the induction making the microphone buzz.

 

[captkrisma]

"I don't recommend you use this set of frying pans"

Uses the exact same set he told us to stay away from.

Never change, Jack!

 

[Kulee Baba]

I'm amazed how terrible he is at the simple task of frying an egg.
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Like I don't even think that's a Day 1 cooking class skill.
I'm pretty sure they won't even let you in the door if you're that bad.

That's what happens when you don't think you need oil to fry an egg.

 

[Rei is shit]

"I make pasta sauce all the time"

Why does he do this when just a couple episodes ago he let us know that he almost never eats pasta

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

That's what happens when you don't think you need oil to fry an egg.

And you fry it at a high af temp.

 

[Aaway]

"I make pasta sauce all the time"

Why does he do this when just a couple episodes ago he let us know that he almost never eats pasta

well since he turned off his comments its not like anyone can call him out on it

 

[Jack Salmonella]

Also, his complete lack of even checking if the camera is focused makes me nostalgic for that period of youtube history between 2006 and 2012 when people started uploading their shitty home movies from 1992.

"Big beautiful popcorn" sounds like an out-of-context Trump tweet.

His constant use of 'beautiful' when whatever he's cooking looks like utter shit annoys the hell out of me

I'm amazed how terrible he is at the simple task of frying an egg.
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Like I don't even think that's a Day 1 cooking class skill.
I'm pretty sure they won't even let you in the door if you're that bad.

At some point, you'd think, over the course of the 10+ fucking years he's been doing this show, he'd learn how to fry an egg

 

[Aaway]

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-shows the parking lot
-acts amazed to see green sugar packets at the table because apparently there has never been green sugar packets anywhere
-low-key complains about the restaurant having a bar because he doesn't think it looks like the type of restaurant that would have a bar
-"my viewers will correct me on that." how would they do that? you turned the comments off fat fuck
-talks about coffee refills
-zooms in on a random couple eating their food
-orders something deep fried

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack could replace half his pans with a single good cast iron pan. 95% of my cooking is done with a large enameled dutch oven and/or a cast iron pan.

Protip for everyone here: second hand stores always seem to have a nice cast iron pan or two sitting around for $10. Just needs some steel wool scrubbing and a re-seasoning. It'll be the best pan you ever used.

OTOH, that would require Jack to not leave it rusting in a pool of tepid water. Also, he might not be able to lift it with his gimpy status.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack could replace half his pans with a single good cast iron pan. 95% of my cooking is done with a large enameled dutch oven and/or a cast iron pan.

He wouldn't season it, he'd ruin it, and then he would blame the skillet.

 

[Aaway]

its always funny/cringy when jack feels the need to remind everyone that he and tammy don't drink

and that's definitely something tammy forced upon him (just like how she forced religion on him) because there have been times in the past where he talked about a restaurant's drink list on video and tammy called him out on it

 

[King Kobra]

Jack could replace half his pans with a single good cast iron pan. 95% of my cooking is done with a large enameled dutch oven and/or a cast iron pan.

Protip for everyone here: second hand stores always seem to have a nice cast iron pan or two sitting around for $10. Just needs some steel wool scrubbing and a re-seasoning. It'll be the best pan you ever used.

OTOH, that would require Jack to not leave it rusting in a pool of tepid water. Also, he might not be able to lift it with his gimpy status.

Is that you Kent Rollins?
Jack will probably find a way to ruin a cast iron at it's first use beyond every restoration attempt

 

[waffle]

The most amazing thing about Jack is that he is so dumb and annoying that there are times that I at least consider feeling bad for Tammy, who would easily be the most unlikable person in the majority of rooms.

Can you imagine how awful it would be to have to deal with then in real life on a regular basis?

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Shrek and Pajeet left their cast iron cookware just lying outside in the desert at Troonblinka and Jack could probably still do worse damage to one.