Jesus Christ. The most hilarious and terrible thing KF has ever introduced me to is the subreddit NeovaginaDisasters. Highly recommended as a diet plan for anyone seeking that extra motivation to keep off the pounds, that shit is putrid, you won't even want to be a human being after seeing it.
The worst part is how it seems like a lot of these people think that's basically what vaginas look like. You know, I've got feminist roots and all, but TBH I have never been into the "let's all get mirrors and stare deep into our vag" feminism. It's not my thing, sounds kind of uncomfortable. Plus, I'm heterosexual, so I like dicks and have seen more dicks up close than vulvas, and I don't get much out of looking at a vulva.
But now I'm questioning all that. Maybe I should have been promoting vulva art and wearing little jewelry where a pearl is the clit or something. Because apparently there's tons of men out there who still don't actually know what one is supposed to look like, even the basics like where the holes go and how big the normal range of clitoris size is. They look at these monstrosities and say "close enough, not even a doctor could tell!"
OK everyone, party at my house, I'm baking vagina cupcakes for everyone. If I fuck up icing on one of them, we'll call it a neovagina to be more inclusive.
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