Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[SnarkySperg]

Maybe I should have been promoting vulva art and wearing little jewelry where a pearl is the clit or something. Because apparently there's tons of men out there who still don't actually know what one is supposed to look like, even the basics like where the holes go and how big the normal range of clitoris size is. They look at these monstrosities and say "close enough, not even a doctor could tell!"

I remember seeing a 4chan post once about some dude talking about his girlfriend's vag. I don't recall the context, but he said something about it and posted a photo and literally everyone on the thread realized something was off. Long story short, he found out that day that his 'girlfriend' was a post-op tranny.

I don't know that I get how any MTF post-op is getting any dick at all. It would have to be a virgin or something who has never seen one in his life because I can't imagine any man who has seeing one and being like 'yeah, that's good shit'. Some are done okay in the sense that they don't look horrifying, but they never look like a real vagina regardless.

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

Literally the most Chad face possible and nice curls and you still decide to troon out. I wonder if this guy knows how many girls would be lining up at his door if he started lifting instead, hell he might even be able to keep the hair because some people are into that. I wonder if he knows if that number of potential dates is slowly shrinking to zero.

If you can't smash with a Josh Homme/ crimson chin hybrid face and Robert plant hair, than what hope is there for the average man?

This. I don't get why you would try to reach for the very upper end of your range when tons of women have lower voices (there's actually a lot of overlap between low-voiced women and high-voiced men). Stevie Nicks and Scarjo are good examples of this, I honestly thought Nicks was a guy the first couple times I heard her singing Say You Love Me and I didn't understand the lyrics.
The most uncanny thing though, imo, is how troons don't vary their speed and pitch convincingly. If you hear a woman talk, she'll alternate between being low and high, and fast and slow, but when a troon talks, it's always a high pitched monotone. Weird.

Speaking in monotone is a common autistic trait

Hey, wasn't the curly-haired guy posted before?
(Checks thread)
Yes he was!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/reddits-trans-community.33028/page-140#post-4439392

I feel kind of bad for him, he's pretty good looking, but he fell into the egg bullshit and he's going to ruin his life if someone doesn't stop him

Damn, thought I had the scoop sigh
He says he has OCD, maybe it's so crippling that he's trooning out to try to cope?

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I was getting more of a handsome Squidward vibe

Yeah that was my first thought

 

[PT 522]

If you can't smash with a Josh Homme/ crimson chin hybrid face and Robert plant hair, than what hope is there for the average man?

There is none.

 

[Positron]

Do you want to stare into the stink ditch abyss??

Spoiler: Jesus fucking Christ!!!

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I swear this is some higher-dimension manifold in math:

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

I HAVE to find this thread because it sounds hilarious.

https://imgur.com/2Vzj6ZJ

 

[shuppet]

Out of curiosity I tried to find the best stink ditch results possible, and the ones from the official results and testimonials page of top SRS surgeon Marci Bowers look... not much better than the botchjobs that get posted here. Cleaner and less prone to rot, but still nothing like the real thing.

Spoiler: bad

also some choice quotes:

The results are astonishingly positive with just one procedure and in 3-4 months! Both cis women in my family and the medical professional are thoroughly impressed with the outcome. (It even gets two lesbian thumbs up!).

I just saw my primary care provider earlier this month for a check up at 4 months post op, and she told me my vagina looks every bit as normal as other females

Michelangelo’s work is certainly no more beautiful than Marci’s, at least in my eyes. My gynecologist remarked ‘she gave all of the right parts, no one would know if you didn’t tell them that you were not born a female’.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

r/transpassing really is a treasure trove.

Spoiler: "any feedback. end of 4 months mtf hrt. any hopes for me. lol :)"

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I’d get your fucky eyelid fixed first dude

Do you want to stare into the stink ditch abyss??

Spoiler: Jesus fucking Christ!!!

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You can find his guys website on Susans where he complains about his mangina

Stretched Skin In Vaginal Opening

Stretched Skin In Vaginal Opening

www.susans.org

My Vagina Is Not Within Inner Labia!

My Vagina Is Not Within Inner Labia!

www.susans.org

He complains but on the other hand claims the horror between his legs looks realistic. This man knows how damaged he is but he prefers to deny everything.

Yeah sure it looks as good as the real thing, if a woman’s vagina were a goddamn grape and she was in the sun.

 

[queue-anon]

I remember seeing a 4chan post once about some dude talking about his girlfriend's vag. I don't recall the context, but he said something about it and posted a photo and literally everyone on the thread realized something was off. Long story short, he found out that day that his 'girlfriend' was a post-op tranny.

I don't know that I get how any MTF post-op is getting any dick at all. It would have to be a virgin or something who has never seen one in his life because I can't imagine any man who has seeing one and being like 'yeah, that's good shit'. Some are done okay in the sense that they don't look horrifying, but they never look like a real vagina regardless.

I've heard of horror stories of women forgetting they had a tampon in before sex and the tampon got pounded up into their cervix essentially. They have to get a gyno to fish it out. So, apparently, there are men who don't even notice the space is already occupied. I can buy there are some who never notice the bageen doesn't look right.

The results are astonishingly positive with just one procedure and in 3-4 months! Both cis women in my family and the medical professional are thoroughly impressed with the outcome. (It even gets two lesbian thumbs up!).

Are we to assume troons are showing their stinkditches to their female relatives?

I swear, everything about troons is simultaneously horrifying and hilarious.

Jesus fuck. Walking around with a shit-stained pad pressed against your haemorrhoids is so feminine and cute y'all. I say pressed against their haemorrhoids, but I can't actually imagine what the fuck this foul beast is doing with the pad because it sits in your underwear, not inside your buttcheeks? Or is this troon so stupid they don't know the difference between a pad and a tampon? Which is even more horrifying because it means he's shoving tampons up his shitty asshole to keep his haemorrhoids in and to absorb the shit he seemingly can't be bothered to properly wipe away? Fuuuuuuck I want to get off this ride

When Gary Paulsen ran the Iditarod, he got hemorrhoids so bad, he had to wear pads to absorb the blood, but he was running after a dog sled for hours every day in freezing temperatures. It's just a bit alarming that a normal person has hemorrhoids that bad.

 

[remiem]

Mirin' the jawline no homo, but I can't stop laughing

That is a cartoon characters jaw and this poor soul shoulda hit the gym not the estrogen.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

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That is a cartoon characters jaw and this poor souls shoulda hit the gym not the estrogen.

He should have become a model, weird overly masculine jaws like that are one of those stand-out qualities modeling agencies go nuts for in men.

 

[SnarkySperg]

https://imgur.com/2Vzj6ZJ

Thanks, couldn't recall the full story and, since it was shown to me by someone else, I had no idea where to look.

Also, holy shit, it's more horrifying than I remember. As a straight woman, I never even really looked at a real vagina, but manginas are even worse. I've been mostly avoiding the photos posted here because my morbid curiosity only goes so far, and good god am I glad. That one was one of the more okay ones I mentioned and I'm still skeeved out. I don't want to see a botched one. Ever.

Are we to assume troons are showing their stinkditches to their female relatives?

I mean, Jazz Jenning's first question when she woke up from her surgery was how big it was. I wouldn't be at all surprised if troons are out showing everyone who will look what a good job their surgeon did. And nobody wants to tell them it sucks because that could open up a can of worms nobody wants to face. What would you say? You tell them it sucks and they'll either call you transphobic or they'll see you're right and they'll hate themselves. This may be part of why so many post-op trannies kill themselves--they regret it because they know it doesn't look right. I know part of the reason is that they shouldn't have transitioned, or that they expected it to solve everything and it didn't, but this idea that the way it looks played a role isn't discussed enough.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Out of curiosity I tried to find the best stink ditch results possible, and the ones from the official results and testimonials page of top SRS surgeon Marci Bowers look... not much better than the botchjobs that get posted here. Cleaner and less prone to rot, but still nothing like the real thing.

Spoiler: bad

also some choice quotes:

Holy Batman, look at all of that scrotum skin. Horrendous.

 

[PT 522]

He should have become a model, weird overly masculine jaws like that are one of those stand-out qualities modeling agencies go nuts for in men.

Slightly off topic but I've always wondered why high-end agencies like slightly alien looking people. Like for Macy's catalogues it's all conventionally attractive guys and gals, but take a look at who some fancy brand like Dolce & Gabbana have on their runways and it's all giant-foreheaded, flat as a board, angular-faced girls with bleached eyebrows. Maybe I'm getting too old to understand fashion...

Anyway check out this troon prom photo I found so I'm not wasting everyone's time

If I saw it without context I would think it's a guy who lost a bet.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Slightly off topic but I've always wondered why high-end agencies like slightly alien looking people. Like for Macy's catalogues it's all conventionally attractive guys and gals, but take a look at who some fancy brand like Dolce & Gabbana have on their runways and it's all giant-foreheaded, flat as a board, angular-faced girls with bleached eyebrows. Maybe I'm getting too old to understand fashion...

Anyway check out this troon prom photo I found so I'm not wasting everyone's time

If I saw it without context I would think it's a guy who lost a bet.

Is he wearing padding on his hips? His butt looks too high up

 

[basilthebear]

Do you want to stare into the stink ditch abyss??

Spoiler: Jesus fucking Christ!!!

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Where are his leg and the rest of his body? The only thing I can think of is this but someone else is holding the camera.

You can find his guys website on Susans where he complains about his mangina

Stretched Skin In Vaginal Opening

Stretched Skin In Vaginal Opening

www.susans.org

My Vagina Is Not Within Inner Labia!

My Vagina Is Not Within Inner Labia!

www.susans.org

He complains but on the other hand claims the horror between his legs looks realistic. This man knows how damaged he is but he prefers to deny everything.

Do you want to stare into the stink ditch abyss??

Spoiler: Jesus fucking Christ!!!

View attachment 745059

You can find his guys website on Susans where he complains about his mangina

Stretched Skin In Vaginal Opening

Stretched Skin In Vaginal Opening

www.susans.org

My Vagina Is Not Within Inner Labia!

My Vagina Is Not Within Inner Labia!

www.susans.org

He complains but on the other hand claims the horror between his legs looks realistic. This man knows how damaged he is but he prefers to deny everything.

How the fuck did this photo get shot? Where is the rest of his body?

Still doesn't sound like a natural female voice though. The pitch is always too high, there's always a weird lisp, and the voice is strained esp. at the end of sentences (just listen for it, once you hear you can't unhear). And don't their vocals cords get sore doing this 24/7? Damn.


Is that gaping abyss below that mangled mass of slimy, ambiguous flesh supposed to be the vagina, or was that just a cavity that rotted out and he decided to keep it?

How did that pic get taken? In this position but backwards?

Out of curiosity I tried to find the best stink ditch results possible, and the ones from the official results and testimonials page of top SRS surgeon Marci Bowers look... not much better than the botchjobs that get posted here. Cleaner and less prone to rot, but still nothing like the real thing.

Spoiler: bad

also some choice quotes:

Out of curiosity I tried to find the best stink ditch results possible, and the ones from the official results and testimonials page of top SRS surgeon Marci Bowers look... not much better than the botchjobs that get posted here. Cleaner and less prone to rot, but still nothing like the real thing.

Spoiler: bad

also some choice quotes:

The ones with scrotum skin all look like Arseface.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Slightly off topic but I've always wondered why high-end agencies like slightly alien looking people. Like for Macy's catalogues it's all conventionally attractive guys and gals, but take a look at who some fancy brand like Dolce & Gabbana have on their runways and it's all giant-foreheaded, flat as a board, angular-faced girls with bleached eyebrows. Maybe I'm getting too old to understand fashion...

Anyway check out this troon prom photo I found so I'm not wasting everyone's time

If I saw it without context I would think it's a guy who lost a bet.

Supposedly humans find it hard to look away from people who check both “pretty” and “strange” boxes. A beautiful sideshow grabs your attention, then you spend more time focusing on them and subconsciously (or consciously) their clothing.

If I weren’t informed the black youth in the photo was stunning and brave, I’d just have assumed he was a flaming homo confident in who he was. (My school wouldn’t let so much as a lesbian wear a tux (or probably any girl for that matter, so I’m guessing this oppression olympics takes place in cuckifornia)

 

[remiem]

Slightly off topic but I've always wondered why high-end agencies like slightly alien looking people. Like for Macy's catalogues it's all conventionally attractive guys and gals, but take a look at who some fancy brand like Dolce & Gabbana have on their runways and it's all giant-foreheaded, flat as a board, angular-faced girls with bleached eyebrows. Maybe I'm getting too old to understand fashion...

Anyway check out this troon prom photo I found so I'm not wasting everyone's time

If I saw it without context I would think it's a guy who lost a bet.

Photos likes this are great because sure there are some troons who can 'pass' in their selfies when they're alone but the second an actual female is next to them it's obvious as frick. It's also the reason they get clocked out in public because sure you can dress the part and put on the makeup, the bad wig, and hey, maybe you've been de-dicked too- but nothing can take away the masculine body when compared to other women out in the wild of public. Even long term estrogen use isn't gonna get rid of the shoulders, the hands, the feet, etc.

It's no wonder they're so afraid of the outside world, they can't filter themselves when they're just walking down the street.

 

[Spedestrian]

I swear this is some higher-dimension manifold in math:
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They traded their boy surface for a Boy's Surface:

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

He should have become a model, weird overly masculine jaws like that are one of those stand-out qualities modeling agencies go nuts for in men.

Pffft. If he had received the slightest positive attention for his (frankly disconcertingly) looks at any time in his life, he wouldn't now be trying to salvage things by switching teams at mid-life.

A lot of people aren't aware that there is a lot of research going back decades on what makes for an attractive face. His face is way too long because of the huge jaw and somewhat large forehead, but surprisingly enough (yes, I measured it) his facial width to height ratio isn't terrible, and the midface ratio is OK too. This is what makes him look cartoony and unusual -- humanish features in the middle of a horseface (most people with a long skull like that have way wider separation between the eyes and lips).

The worst ratios I saw in the last couple pages were the dude with a potato nose -- you're only supposed to fit one eye's width between your eyes.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

Out of curiosity I tried to find the best stink ditch results possible, and the ones from the official results and testimonials page of top SRS surgeon Marci Bowers look... not much better than the botchjobs that get posted here. Cleaner and less prone to rot, but still nothing like the real thing.

Spoiler: bad

also some choice quotes:

I've clicked on enough of these links today.

I mean, Jazz Jenning's first question when she woke up from her surgery was how big it was. I wouldn't be at all surprised if troons are out showing everyone who will look what a good job their surgeon did. And nobody wants to tell them it sucks because that could open up a can of worms nobody wants to face. What would you say? You tell them it sucks and they'll either call you transphobic or they'll see you're right and they'll hate themselves. This may be part of why so many post-op trannies kill themselves--they regret it because they know it doesn't look right. I know part of the reason is that they shouldn't have transitioned, or that they expected it to solve everything and it didn't, but this idea that the way it looks played a role isn't discussed enough.

i feel like the amount of self-awareness and connection to reality needed to critically assess the "realism" of their manginas is lost on trannies, since they're so generally unhinged anyway. i'd be willing to bet that absolutely nobody in their circle of friends would tell them the truth about how mutilated they've become, and so they're insulated from reality, at least for a time. you can only be in denial for so long i guess.