Inactive Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow - Instagram Famous, Self-Declared Genetic Anomaly, Munchied Herself to Death

[Carolina Rose]

That funeral home, the cremation, etc.

She's being disposed of at a quickie ihop turn&burn because she's actually evidence. If she was being given "extra" medication through her tube (like, say, Benadryl that doctors told her not to take) then whoever helped get that medication and administer it could be convicted of manslaughter.

Not even joking about this. Adding meds while someone is in the hospital against clear doctor's orders can be considered poisoning. I don't know if Florida has a right-to-die provision or anything, but since she was trying to get attention, not death, helping her obtain and use the drugs that led to her death could mean someone catches a charge.

Unless there's no remains left to test, or autopsy for evidence. So the same people who likely helped her get the shit that killed her also get to decide how her body is handled.

Since she also used the hospital to commit self harm, they likely won't stand in the way or raise any alarm. Might raise the insurance rates and administration hates that.

Wait, they actually cremated her? I was sure she'd have wanted a hot pink casket. Seriously tho, I agree they're trying to cover something up. Either they knew and enabled it or the doctor had a stern talk and told them the unnecessary tube is why she died. Not all of the doctors and nurses at that hospital catered to her I'm sure and I have to wonder if they pointed out that she didn't need the tube in the first place.

I also remember at one point her and her mom had a falling out over something related to Jaq's health. Anyone else recall that? If I remember right, it was that her mom didn't believe her or something along those lines.

 

[Moaning Myrtle]

welcome to the farms. you're here forever.

So basically this is the Hotel California? Excellent.

They posture so hard that they are there to educate and help people, not gawk... but come on guys. You know as well as I do why you don't ban all mentally unstable people: because you would have no content and therefore no place to blog about how you're definitely the sickest one and discreetly get tricks 'n' tips from your fellow munchies. This is evident in the fact that despite having a blogging containment subreddit, every single post ends up with a stickied mod comment about "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP BLOGGING."

This is why I seldom clicked into IF. I originally followed the sub because I thought it was to snark on the ridiculousness of munchie behavior online. But then I'd read the comments and, despite "blogging" being against their rules, every other comment was about how the munchie couldn't possibly have an ingrown toenail because you don't know about ingrown toenails, I HAVE THE MOST PAINFUL INGROWN TOENAIL EVER, AND I HAVE THEM ON ALL TEN TOES!!! I have never encountered so many people with feeding tubes in one 'place.' I just didn't get it.

What the fuck is a "condolence" wish list? I know it's just an Amazon wish list but didn't the fucking obit give a list of organizations to send donations to for condolences? Are all those gift cards going to Janeice or Judd? Damn, talk about jerking off your friends death for everything you can.

The organizations on the obit seemed like reasonable places picked by the family, acknowledging her "illnesses" but still going to worthy causes. Death/funerals really are the last holdout of major milestones where people register for gifts. A "condolence" wish-list is a good way to turn a death into a gift-grab. Fuck your unsolicited freezer meals, give me money! But why the fuck would her husband need a $500 Lowe's gift card? Not like his newly-built home needs painting. Maybe he needs a nice new grill to go on his new patio.

Wait, they actually cremated her? I was sure she'd have wanted a hot pink casket.

Casket goes into the ground and is never seen again. Hot pink urn goes on the mantel, so the munchie is always still "there," grabbing attention.

 

[Soccer Mom in Handcuffs]

I saw someone mention pages back that Jaq had designated one of their 4 bedrooms in the new house to be some sort of medical haven where she could do port infusions, etc. Is this talked about in one of her videos? I'm so curious how far she'd gotten in planning that room.

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, they actually cremated her? I was sure she'd have wanted a hot pink casket.

All their funds were consumed on her unnecessary medical treatments before she died. They probably didn't have the money to do anything but the cheapest option because munchies eat money like the pills they pop.

 

[MunchBunch]

Nothing says "Sorry your wife died" like 5 years of PlayStation memberships.

And $150 of Subway sandwiches.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I saw someone mention pages back that Jaq had designated one of their 4 bedrooms in the new house to be some sort of medical haven where she could do port infusions, etc. Is this talked about in one of her videos? I'm so curious how far she'd gotten in planning that room.

Gotchu fam.

She briefly mentions it in another video, too, but I can't find it right now.


To "honor" Jaquie on the day of her funeral, Jan posts about her new diagnosis, Median Arcuate Ligament Syndrome, which is treated with... major abdominal surgery (in her words a "verrrrry aggressive surgery"). She's not upset about the surgery or the recovery but the fact that she has to travel for it. Also, a second opinion said she doesn't have it. So she's doctor shopping for someone to do it closer to home for her convenience. Munchies gonna munch.

 

[multiverse]

Gotchu fam.

She briefly mentions it in another video, too, but I can't find it right now.


To "honor" Jaquie on the day of her funeral, Jan posts about her new diagnosis, Median Arcuate Ligament Syndrome, which is treated with... major abdominal surgery (in her words a "verrrrry aggressive surgery"). She's not upset about the surgery or the recovery but the fact that she has to travel for it. Also, a second opinion said she doesn't have it. So she's doctor shopping for someone to do it closer to home for her convenience. Munchies gonna munch.

Who was the dude filming? He totally called Jackie out on faking! "She walks faster than I do", to which Jack replies snidely "I'm determined", then makes a big show of needing support from the walls, limping, and needing to sit.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Who was the dude filming? He totally called Jackie out on faking! "She walks faster than I do", to which Jack replies snidely "I'm determined", then makes a big show of needing support from the walls, limping, and needing to sit.

The realtor.

 

[multiverse]

The realtor.

Wow. People outside her tight orbit could definitely smell a rat a mile away.

 

[Fishing Cat]

Nothing says "Sorry your wife died" like 5 years of PlayStation memberships.

(I goofed on multi-quoting...the following is to everyone who posted about the gift cards, not just AnotherLolAnon)

THANK YOU. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks the whole "Condolences" wishlist is weird. Especially the non-food items. Why does Janiece need gift cards to Lowe's? Is fixing up her house going to make her feel better? Judd and Jaquie's house is brand new so it doesn't need new appliances or anything like that. Yes, it can be used to lawn care or for when he puts in a fence, but I would think that isn't high on Judd's radar right now. Besides, I got the impression these Condolences are more for Paul and Janiece and that's wrong. Anything should go to Judd. Period. And maybe it will, but I certainly don't get that impression right now.

I only found out about Jaquie's death last night and thought it had to be a prank or something. I've been watching her videos for almost a year, I think, and initially felt bad for her, having so many medical conditions and being so young, but then I found this forum and read the posts. I began watching the videos with a different view and saw what everyone else did. I'm sorry she died. I feel bad for her family. But she did it to herself. I'm sure she didn't mean to, but she did.

 

[AnOminous]

And $150 of Subway sandwiches.

It's not like you just quit eating when someone dies. At least I don't. The only good thing about funerals is there's usually a buffet.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Wow. People outside her tight orbit could definitely smell a rat a mile away.

I refer you to this classic episode, ✈ Flying with a Service Dog, Feeding Tube & Wheelchair! (4/13/1

...where Jaq goes through TSA in the pink barbie car and an actual grown up in a wheelchair gives the most pure reaction I have ever seen. (Starts at 8:55 if the timestamp thing doesn't work)

 

[AnOminous]

...where Jaq goes through TSA in the pink barbie car and an actual grown up in a wheelchair gives the most pure reaction I have ever seen. (Starts at 8:55 if the timestamp thing doesn't work)

I finally found out how shitty a person has to be to make you feel sorry for TSA pigs.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

I refer you to this classic episode, ✈ Flying with a Service Dog, Feeding Tube & Wheelchair! (4/13/1

...where Jaq goes through TSA in the pink barbie car and an actual grown up in a wheelchair gives the most pure reaction I have ever seen. (Starts at 8:55 if the timestamp thing doesn't work)

God this is all so weird. I feel like it would be adorable if she was what, 5-12 years old? Past that I'm amazed nobody in her orbit died from social embarrassment.

Related note: how/why was she at Disney so much?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

God this is all so weird. I feel like it would be adorable if she was what, 5-12 years old? Past that I'm amazed nobody in her orbit died from social embarrassment.

Related note: how/why was she at Disney so much?

Well, you could argue that she was stunted, which she was. But, honestly? It's just something a lot of central Floridians do. She lived two hours away, a lot of her family lived in Orlando/Kissimmee, and she was an annual passholder. Florida residents can get annual passes for pretty cheap and she didn't have to pay for hotels because she crashed with friends. Plus some of the best restaurants in Central FLA are in the parks.

(Really, outside of the tourist areas, Florida is basically a swamp full of strip malls, sink holes, and highways. If I get guests from out of town, even if they have no interest in Disney/Universal, we usually end up there just for dinner or drinks one night.)

 

[AnOminous]

Florida is a great state. If you're like 90 years old. Or you're on meth. Or you're just fucking retarded. There's a reason for Florida Man being a thing.

 

[ISmellBS]

So Jugghead is going to live in the "house that Jaq built"? Maybe it's me but I couldn't walk into that empty house every evening, eat dinner alone, maybe with Harlow...and be happy.

Florida is a great state. If you're like 90 years old. Or you're on meth. Or you're just fucking exceptional. There's a reason for Florida Man being a thing.

My Florida friend's dog got bitten by a poisonous snake right in their backyard and it's internal organs dissolved and it died. Great state.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Judd's dad despised Jaq. He saw right through her BS. Here's a screenshot from their wedding reception. Jaq is in the foreground pushing Zofrain through her port right at the table while Judd's dad looks on in total disgust in the background.
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Is she drinking a beer and pushing zofran at the same time?

Gotchu fam.

She briefly mentions it in another video, too, but I can't find it right now.


To "honor" Jaquie on the day of her funeral, Jan posts about her new diagnosis, Median Arcuate Ligament Syndrome, which is treated with... major abdominal surgery (in her words a "verrrrry aggressive surgery"). She's not upset about the surgery or the recovery but the fact that she has to travel for it. Also, a second opinion said she doesn't have it. So she's doctor shopping for someone to do it closer to home for her convenience. Munchies gonna munch.

Never heard of this one before which surprised me, as reading about weird medical shit is one of my hobbies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_arcuate_ligament_syndrome

From a munchie POV it's pretty perfect:

"Patients with MALS reportedly experience abdominal pain, particularly in the epigastrium, which may be associated with eating and which may result in anorexia and weight loss.The pain can be in the left or right side, but usually where the ribs meet. [1] Other signs are persistent nausea, lassitude (especially after a heavy meal) and exercise intolerance. Diarrhea is a common symptom, some experience constipation. While some experience vomiting, not everyone does. Exercise or certain postures can aggravate the symptoms.

...Median arcuate ligament syndrome is a diagnosis of exclusion."

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Florida is a great state. If you're like 90 years old. Or you're on meth. Or you're just fucking exceptional. There's a reason for Florida Man being a thing.

My Florida friend's dog got bitten by a poisonous snake right in their backyard and it's internal organs dissolved and it died. Great state.

See! There's a lot to do here! Like get ripped off by fake girl scouts, have your car windshield broken by falling iguanas, and watch your neighbor burn down his house trying to deep fry a turkey after drinking a 12 pack of natty ice.

Is she drinking a beer and pushing zofran at the same time?

Never heard of this one before which surprised me, as reading about weird medical shit is one of my hobbies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_arcuate_ligament_syndrome

From a munchie POV it's pretty perfect:

"Patients with MALS reportedly experience abdominal pain, particularly in the epigastrium, which may be associated with eating and which may result in anorexia and weight loss.The pain can be in the left or right side, but usually where the ribs meet. [1] Other signs are persistent nausea, lassitude (especially after a heavy meal) and exercise intolerance. Diarrhea is a common symptom, some experience constipation. While some experience vomiting, not everyone does. Exercise or certain postures can aggravate the symptoms.

...Median arcuate ligament syndrome is a diagnosis of exclusion."

Jaq was also trying to get this diagnosis and subsequent surgery not too long ago. Aubrey Ahna got it a while back and showed off her gross scar for months.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Is she drinking a beer and pushing zofran at the same time?

Never heard of this one before which surprised me, as reading about weird medical shit is one of my hobbies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_arcuate_ligament_syndrome

From a munchie POV it's pretty perfect:

"Patients with MALS reportedly experience abdominal pain, particularly in the epigastrium, which may be associated with eating and which may result in anorexia and weight loss.The pain can be in the left or right side, but usually where the ribs meet. [1] Other signs are persistent nausea, lassitude (especially after a heavy meal) and exercise intolerance. Diarrhea is a common symptom, some experience constipation. While some experience vomiting, not everyone does. Exercise or certain postures can aggravate the symptoms.

...Median arcuate ligament syndrome is a diagnosis of exclusion."

that's the vaguest symptom list i've ever seen.
it is diagnosable by imaging though which could be a problem for munchies.