DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[RawEggs]

DSP is bald already and fat

 

[bearsintrees]

If he's describing "core muscle underneath his pecs" he's calling his tits his pecs and his rib cage muscle. So yeah, Phil, you do have big pecs and it's solid under them.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

The frick is fatfuck failure Phil crowing about? Haven't we already established he has the upper torso of Miss Finster from Disney's Recess?

 

[gin_nose]

Totally ripped pecs dude:

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

Totally ripped pecs dude:

Pecs so ripped it can feed an entire villiage of malnutritioned calcium deficient babies.

 

[Salubrious]

This whole pet thing still baffles me. Like, it really blows my mind.

How can this man be talking about shit like that when at the same time he's LITERALLY begging for cash donations and selling collectibles because he can't even pay his bills as it is? How is getting a thing that only COSTS EXTRA MONEY even remotely not dumb as fuck?

I'm still of the opinion that DSP doesn't think a cat costs any money outside of food and cat litter.

 

[Draza]

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You have no muscles, Dave. In fact you never had any.

 

[Frazzle]

Totally ripped pecs dude:

This image is so damn unsettling every time I see it. The stark contrast between the old frail english teaching woman's body and his large cylindrical dopey head is just bizarre. If I didn't follow this thread and Phil shit I would definitely believe that had to be his head photoshopped on another body.

 

[Synth]

Totally ripped pecs dude:

Ah, he's got a saggier chest than my recently deceased grandfather, who was in his 80s. Granted, Bompa cut wood on a daily basis until he was in his mid-70s before he switched over to getting a machine, so he was in stellar shape compared to Dave, but Dave's a pro-gamer, d00d, he doesn't have time to work out.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

If he really wants to insist on this notion of his tits not existing, just point him to the DSP tries it that Khat filmed, i see the picture is already here. i want to hear him explain that away. I suspect he never even noticed. I wanna hear what his excuse is.

 

[Kheapathic]

He has muscle just by virtue of his body needing it to function. The only kind of truth that his pig-splaining has is in relation to abs. Everyone has abs, everyone can get a 4/6/8 pack (it varies, based on genetics). The problem is, to have them show, you need a low BMI. You can "have abs" as the people say, without doing a single core/ab exercise; just don't expect them to be a strong as those who do core/ab exercises. His shit about his chest/pecs is fucking laughable.

 

[Salubrious]

DSP is going on a confusing tangent when someone tipped him about making the title of the stream more creative and DSP said that he is above clickbait titles.

 

[gaarashatan]

Totally ripped pecs dude:

what cup you think those saggy tits are? b? maybe c?

 

[Sparkletor]

Oh my God, such idiots...

First of all, stop saying how much money cats cost. Cats are like internet lines, two are actually cheaper to own than one. Since Phil's wife is legally recognized as the government as "Kat" she counts as one. Thus getting a pet cat would SAVE money!

Second, you kids obviously don't know how taxes work in the real adult world. The tax guy did his taxes and saw that Phil didn't paid any the entire year. Phil also has no money to pay them now. The tax guy isn't a moron so he agreed to wait to get paid his thousands of dollars until no money Phil got back from a week long cross country vacation.

Third, muscle weighs more than fat, so of course his tits sag! They are full of heavy muscles. Phil has retained his body builder's physique despite not doing a push up for 20 years and needing a hand cart to bring a PC tower upstairs.

 

[TurboSwine]

Sleepy Phil clocked out at $28 total tips for his 2 hours of HARD WORK


Tax guy got another $28 I guess

Shit, that's just sad. I made $80 in 3 hours doing Uber/Lyft last night. Of course Philly can't drive because, "muh back." Despite the miracle healing air of Seattle. Also you need to be social with people and be nice to get good tips.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

It's interesting seeing his viewers drop a lot post marriage.

I posit:
Previously, people thought of Dave as that one family member - you know who I'm talking about. He's like 48, drives an absolutely mint 1989 Camaro IROC Z28 and relives his senior year in high school when he peaked. Yeah, he works as a jizz mopper at the local adult theater, and he lives in the smallest, cheapest, most rundown studio you have ever seen. But, you know, he's family. Someone has to make sure he doesn't end up dead. So they do, they throw quarters at him so he doesn't put bullets in him.

But now, Dave got married. He's no longer fuck up brother Dave. He's big boy Dave. He's got a wife now - adults have wives. Obviously, he got his act together and sold that Camaro and bought a house with it.
So, since they hate his content, and him, and his community, they can leave now. He's got it covered.

 

[Shambler]

It's interesting seeing his viewers drop a lot post marriage.

I posit:
Previously, people thought of Dave as that one family member - you know who I'm talking about. He's like 48, drives an absolutely mint 1989 Camaro IROC Z28 and relives his senior year in high school when he peaked. Yeah, he works as a jizz mopper at the local adult theater, and he lives in the smallest, cheapest, most rundown studio you have ever seen. But, you know, he's family. Someone has to make sure he doesn't end up dead. So they do, they throw quarters at him so he doesn't put bullets in him.

But now, Dave got married. He's no longer fuck up brother Dave. He's big boy Dave. He's got a wife now - adults have wives. Obviously, he got his act together and sold that Camaro and bought a house with it.
So, since they hate his content, and him, and his community, they can leave now. He's got it covered.

it was my assumption that some of phils fans actually got upset and thats why post marriage his views dropped, i don't think its that deep
they thought money was for tahxis, and phil lied

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Rescued Pets arent typically that bad. Some of you are making them sound like ferals off the street or something. Most rescues are full of cats of old ladies who died, people who moved and were assholes and didnt take their cat, baby kittens found in someones back yard, etc. Rescues typically dont take cats that are problematic like ferals because they have limited space and only take cats that are easy to place in a home.

I used to volunteet at a cat rescue and 99% of the cats were wonderful and ready to fit in a home immediately. There were some that were skiddish that we recommended go to houses without kids, but none were crazy street cats that were going to destroy your house and bite you, those sadly ended up being put down by the town.

I didn't say they were all bad I'm well aware they're not going to rehome anti-social and disease-ridden terrors without being evaluated on behavior etc before they're cleared for adoption. Just saying statisically they're still more likely to have more underlying issues that may not be immediately apparent compared to a newborn who's been around the mother for 12 weeks or so. Even a lot of these cat hoarder types are well-meaning owners who just aren't able to handle the amount they end up letting into their homes and the animals get stressed and can go native on each other.. issues can linger under the surface and I wouldn't trust someone like DSP to give enough of a shit to do much of anything about it or even notice when problems were rising to the surface.

Generally speaking you would expect most wouldbe owners to want the experience of raising a pet from a young age.. for DSP just strikes me as he does with almost everything else. The cheap, lazy and no-fun allowed approach to making sure muh girl is happy.

 

[ZehnBoat]

can't wait for several months to pass to hear phil beg:
I NEED MONEY FOR CAT DOOD! SHES STARVING AND WE HAVE NO MONEY TO FEED HER DOOD! NOTHING I COULD DO!
lean in ban
I CANT SELL THE CAT NUDNIG, OTHERWISE KHET WILL LEAVE ME, SOUND GOOD?
AND I NEED MONEY FOR CAT LITTER, APPARENTLY YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE LITTER MORE THAN ONCE A MONTH! NO ONE TOLD ME THAT! I DID NOTHING WRONG, I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT!!!

and then:

SO, SOME TROLLS SENT PEOPLE OUT TO CHECK ON MY CAT! AND THEY TOOK IT AWAY. THE GUYS SAID THEY HAD NO CHOICE AND THAT THEY LOVED MUH 10 YEAR LEGACY AND MUH RAW STRIMS!!! NOTHING THEY COULD DO!

 

[Sparkletor]

Okay, more about cats. I've had cats ever since I was a kid. I've never seen a cat chew electrical wires. I'm sure anything is possible, but cats don't generally just chew on stuff. They aren't like rodents where they need to chew stuff to prevent their teeth from growi g through their skull. They aren't like puppies that put everything in their mouth hoping it is food. To say a kitten would destroy his home by chewing wires seems ignorant to me.

Don't get me wrong though, a cat can wreck stuff up. Cats like to sharpen their claws by scratching stuff. A cat might damage the couch or wooden surfaces, but would not scratch electrical cords.

Phil claims he does not know cats since he didn't have any before. We know he live with his parents at the start of his YouTube career 10 years ago, making him at least 25 or 26. We see his parents have multiple cats during the say goodbye to Connecticut videos. Are we to believe that his parents only got cats after Phil left? Or is it likely that they had cats but Phil was so self centered that he never interacted with them? He did completely forget he had ever seen Sammy the cat despite having video evidence of the contrary. Phil also allegedly visited his parents regularly and would have seen him. This seems odd since Phil has a history of "loving animals", trips to zoos and aquariums, enjoying the backyard "wildlife", and going to pet stores regularly.

On another note, anyone who thinks about calling animal control on Phil is wasting their time. They have bigger issues to deal with, actual animal bloodsports, people starving their pets, animal hoarding, illegal puppy mills, etc. Keeping a cat locked in the bedroom is not considered abuse or neglect. Autists called animal control on Amberlynn and they did nothing so I doubt they would do anything to Philip. Plus I hear everyone at animal control are huge fans ever since Heavy Rain and love his content.