DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Equinox_]

Okay, more about cats. I've had cats ever since I was a kid. I've never seen a cat chew electrical wires. I'm sure anything is possible, but cats don't generally just chew on stuff. They aren't like rodents where they need to chew stuff to prevent their teeth from growi g through their skull. They aren't like puppies that put everything in their mouth hoping it is food. To say a kitten would destroy his home by chewing wires seems ignorant to me.

Don't get me wrong though, a cat can wreck stuff up. Cats like to sharpen their claws by scratching stuff. A cat might damage the couch or wooden surfaces, but would not scratch electrical cords.

Havent had a cat since I was a teenager but I can agree that I have never seen a cat chew on wires personally. But they'll sure as hell play and tug on them. At least two I had would.

 

[Keanu Reeves]

Havent had a cat since I was a teenager but I can agree that I have never seen a cat chew on wires personally. But they'll sure as hell play and tug on them. At least two I had would.

Off topic but my cat hated when I had friends over and would consistently knock over my Wii when I played Smash with em. He almost broke it one day too, the little fucker.

Man I miss him.

But to be more on topic, this is a really bad move for Phil IMO. Theres no way he isn't gonna abuse the poor thing, and his detractors are gonna milk it for every cent. The last thing his reputation needs at this point is "animal abuse".

 

[dsflfdsl23012]

Pecs so ripped it can feed an entire villiage of malnutritioned calcium deficient babies.

This image is so damn unsettling every time I see it. The stark contrast between the old frail english teaching woman's body and his large cylindrical dopey head is just bizarre. If I didn't follow this thread and Phil shit I would definitely believe that had to be his head photoshopped on another body.

Ah, he's got a saggier chest than my recently deceased grandfather, who was in his 80s. Granted, Bompa cut wood on a daily basis until he was in his mid-70s before he switched over to getting a machine, so he was in stellar shape compared to Dave, but Dave's a pro-gamer, d00d, he doesn't have time to work out.

And once again the fucking morons who don't know what they're talking about want to talk shit about Phil. Like any of you tough guys have even been to a gym ack ack ack. Anybody who knows ANYTHING about weight lifting KNOWS that when you stop lifting the muscles like..atrophy..and shit. Phil's been BUSTING HIS ASS delivering top tier quality khantent EVERY DAMN DAY. He doesn't have time to slam some 45s around. But if he did your sorry asses would be in trouble. Just remember. Phil gets an adrenaline rush just running down the stairs to answer the phone or sweep his kitchen. Imagine how amped he's gonna be when he's all juicy and jacked. Ready to bitchslap you 10 year old girls around.

 

[Prince Lotor]

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Why yes Phil, in fact the more steel-stomached of us have seen your fat tits on your bare chest jiggling. . .recently. . .in a video you yourself uploaded to YouTube January 27th, 2018 as a 'special reward' for your Twitch subscribers you fat fagot

Spoiler: Seriously Islamic Timestamped Content of Phil's wet, bare-chested man-tits jiggling

Checkmate, you fucking fat titted muppet!

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Okay, more about cats. I've had cats ever since I was a kid. I've never seen a cat chew electrical wires. I'm sure anything is possible, but cats don't generally just chew on stuff. They aren't like rodents where they need to chew stuff to prevent their teeth from growi g through their skull. They aren't like puppies that put everything in their mouth hoping it is food. To say a kitten would destroy his home by chewing wires seems ignorant to me.

Don't get me wrong though, a cat can wreck stuff up. Cats like to sharpen their claws by scratching stuff. A cat might damage the couch or wooden surfaces, but would not scratch electrical cords.

i have had a cat that chewed on stuff. sometimes the behavior was fixed with toys to entertain the cat, sometimes a squirt bottle.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

Pecs

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Okay, more about cats. I've had cats ever since I was a kid. I've never seen a cat chew electrical wires. I'm sure anything is possible, but cats don't generally just chew on stuff. They aren't like rodents where they need to chew stuff to prevent their teeth from growi g through their skull. They aren't like puppies that put everything in their mouth hoping it is food. To say a kitten would destroy his home by chewing wires seems ignorant to me.

Don't get me wrong though, a cat can wreck stuff up. Cats like to sharpen their claws by scratching stuff. A cat might damage the couch or wooden surfaces, but would not scratch electrical cords.

Phil claims he does not know cats since he didn't have any before. We know he live with his parents at the start of his YouTube career 10 years ago, making him at least 25 or 26. We see his parents have multiple cats during the say goodbye to Connecticut videos. Are we to believe that his parents only got cats after Phil left? Or is it likely that they had cats but Phil was so self centered that he never interacted with them? He did completely forget he had ever seen Sammy the cat despite having video evidence of the contrary. Phil also allegedly visited his parents regularly and would have seen him. This seems odd since Phil has a history of "loving animals", trips to zoos and aquariums, enjoying the backyard "wildlife", and going to pet stores regularly.

On another note, anyone who thinks about calling animal control on Phil is wasting their time. They have bigger issues to deal with, actual animal bloodsports, people starving their pets, animal hoarding, illegal puppy mills, etc. Keeping a cat locked in the bedroom is not considered abuse or neglect. Autists called animal control on Amberlynn and they did nothing so I doubt they would do anything to Philip. Plus I hear everyone at animal control are huge fans ever since Heavy Rain and love his content.

Never had a cat that ate wires either, until this most recent one.
And she only eats the BNC cables for cctv

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Phil wants a cat that's already grown up because that means it'll die sooner and it won't cost him as much money over time. He needs that money more than that stoopid cat does, dood.
But seriously, this lazy motherfucker is gonna get a cat and then just lock it in a room all day? What's the point? Is Kat okay with this? What the fuck is wrong with these people?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

were reaching the event horizon where it will be faster to just list what isnt wrong with them

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Never had a cat that ate wires either, until this most recent one.
And she only eats the BNC cables for cctv

Gonna power level for this post.

Only had 1 cat who's still around. Raised that son of a bitch as a kitten and it never once started chewing on wires. All you really gotta do is don't let the thing leave your side I guess. It does love "stringy" things though like floss and earphones.

The worst thing possible for Phil is not cleaning the shitbox enough to the point it starts shitting and pissing on your clothes. Might start digging under your door if you lock it out of your "office".

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Dark's body looks like what aliens would envision of what a human would look like. It's distorted, things are not where they should be and it's gross from a xenophobic level. Like a Japanese caricature from the 1940's.

 

[Freshtodeath]

his idea of how he looks and what he actually looks like is so fucked. I wouldn't go out in public looking like dsp.

 

[gin_nose]

my guess phil wants an adult because of the simple fact that its easier and he is lazy. he doesnt want to deal with an energetic kitten that needs a lot of attention, to be litter box trained (most are when you get them but he probably doesnt want to "risk it"), and requires toys and eats a lot. he is lazy and cheap and wants an adult cat that is already in the phase of its life that it just wants to sit around and do nothing.

that being said, this makes me happy, adult cats are the hardest to place, at rescues kittens fly off the shelves but the adult cats sometimes waited MONTHS to be adopted because everyone wants a kitten. this is one case where phils laziness is a good thing i guess?

also, did he really say he plans on locking it in a room? if he means for the first week or two, that is fine, its usually best to introduce a cat to a new house slowly, a little at a time. but if he means he is going to lock it up in a room all the time when kat isnt home then he is a piece of shit. that is not healthy for a cat at all, they need to patrol their space and get stressed when they cant. i have a 1 year old who FREAKS out when i lock her in a huge room with her food and litter box on the rare occasion we have workers or somethign in the house.

 

[Sparkletor]

my guess phil wants an adult because of the simple fact that its easier and he is lazy. he doesnt want to deal with an energetic kitten that needs a lot of attention, to be litter box trained (most are when you get them but he probably doesnt want to "risk it"), and requires toys and eats a lot. he is lazy and cheap and wants an adult cat that is already in the phase of its life that it just wants to sit around and do nothing.

that being said, this makes me happy, adult cats are the hardest to place, at rescues kittens fly off the shelves but the adult cats sometimes waited MONTHS to be adopted because everyone wants a kitten. this is one case where phils laziness is a good thing i guess?

also, did he really say he plans on locking it in a room? if he means for the first week or two, that is fine, its usually best to introduce a cat to a new house slowly, a little at a time. but if he means he is going to lock it up in a room all the time when kat isnt home then he is a piece of shit. that is not healthy for a cat at all, they need to patrol their space and get stressed when they cant. i have a 1 year old who FREAKS out when i lock her in a huge room with her food and litter box on the rare occasion we have workers or somethign in the house.

I would agree that keeping a cat limited to one room during the day is a bad thing. Will the litter box be in his bedroom? I'm not going to check if it's carpeted in there, but if it is...

We can't have the cat running around wild downstairs and ruining the expensive things Phil totally didn't spend his tip money on instead of paying taxes.

On the other hand, an entire room is far better than being kept in a tiny cage at the shelter.

Phil can't keep a houseplants alive. How is he going to care for a pet? Start with a goldfish, work your way up.

 

[gin_nose]

I would agree that keeping a cat limited to one room during the day is a bad thing. Will the litter box be in his bedroom? I'm not going to check if it's carpeted in there, but if it is...

We can't have the cat running around wild downstairs and ruining the expensive things Phil totally didn't spend his tip money on instead of paying taxes.

On the other hand, an entire room is far better than being kept in a tiny cage at the shelter.

Phil can't keep a houseplants alive. How is he going to care for a pet? Start with a goldfish, work your way up.

I get the impression kat knows how to take care of the thing, so i think it should be ok. that being said, why is she agreeing to lock it in the room all day? and afaik the nook doesnt have a door, its basically part of the bedroom, so are they going to put up a gate to keep it confied to that nook? or are they just putting hte litter box and food in there? (WHY? stupid, put the litterbox in the fucking laundry room or spare bathroom)

the cat doesnt need to be locked in a room though, period. first week or two, sure. first month while they are sleeping? ok i can deal with that. but once the cat is used to the house there is no reason to not let it roam free. its not going to destroy anything, he is such a fucking tool

 

[gaarashatan]

phil saying he still has core muscle under his pecs just tells you how delusional he is, a obese guy saying hes still kind of fit.

dude has mental issues

 

[Schmeckel]

The only kind of truth that his pig-splaining has is in relation to abs. Everyone has abs, everyone can get a 4/6/8 pack (it varies, based on genetics). The problem is, to have them show, you need a low BMI. You can "have abs" as the people say,

Abs are made in the kitchen, not in the gym. (Although, khet's baby ab will be made by Jim....) With Phil's lack of activity and total carb and fat heavy Schwan's meals, he'll never have visible core muscles. His diaphragm is the most developed thing he has because of all the garbage that flows out of his body.

 

[Salubrious]

DSP just said on his stream that shipping his figures anywhere in the US would cost $50-$100.

I'm fairly certain that USPS has Priority Mail 2-Day Medium/Large Flat Rate Boxes for at most $20 from Washington state to New York or Florida.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

DSP just said on his stream that shipping his figures anywhere in the US would cost $50-$100.

I'm fairly certain that USPS has Priority Mail 2-Day Medium/Large Flat Rate Boxes for at most $20 from Washington state to New York or Florida.

You ain't lying.

And I doubt he'd need to use the large box, so it's closer to $8 or $15

This is from Renton to Bangor, ME

 

[Salubrious]

DSP says that he would be one of the top streamers on Twitch if he had jumped off of Youtube 2 years earlier.