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Neggy mod MasterSaruwatari is having a fucking meltdown tonight, timing a couple of people and now arguing with them because they made fun of Phoenix Wright. Even other mods are telling him to chill the fuck out. So if you want to laugh, stop by chat.

Here's most of the good stuff:

Spoiler: Neggy is mad :(

Neggy mod MasterSaruwatari is having a fucking meltdown tonight, timing a couple of people and now arguing with them because they made fun of Phoenix Wright. Even other mods are telling him to chill the fuck out. So if you want to laugh, stop by chat.

Here's most of the good stuff:

Spoiler: Neggy is mad :(

[2019-05-06 03:01:17 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree You're not really sharing an opinion. You are jsut derailing the stream chat and are trying to get attention. I have seen this before. Knock it off. If you don't liek the game, you can either leave or shut up.
[2019-05-06 03:01:28 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: God some people.
[2019-05-06 03:01:35 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: If phil isn't failing or struggling they cry boredom .
[2019-05-06 03:01:45 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: Those aren't "opinions".
[2019-05-06 03:02:17 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree most mdos would ban you but i am better. I'm trying to be nice here and it is clear you are trying to start shit.
[2019-05-06 03:02:30 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you legit tag me and phil in the same comment.
[2019-05-06 03:02:51 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree righttt
[2019-05-06 03:03:09 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @Markmccauley this man started it.
[2019-05-06 03:03:36 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ dude is trying to start shit. He tagged me in the same message twice of, "Why does this game sucks donkey shit?"
[2019-05-06 03:04:05 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ No. I'm sick of people bitching and moaning about games where phil isnt' struggling.
[2019-05-06 03:04:14 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree I'm not trying to.
[2019-05-06 03:04:46 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree hell one dude listen when i said not to start bitching about the game. That isn't bossing anyone around.
[2019-05-06 03:05:28 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @MiraiMisaki Thank you! I'm trying to be cool here but roykingtree legit trying to start shit even after I time him out.
[2019-05-06 03:05:37 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: And he has the nerve to call this an "opinion". bullshit.
[2019-05-06 03:05:51 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree "Don't derail the chat." Hmm...let me see.
[2019-05-06 03:05:54 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: yeah it is.
[2019-05-06 03:06:05 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: Also phil always says, "if you don't like the game, why are you here?"
[2019-05-06 03:06:19 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: common fucking sense my man.
[2019-05-06 03:06:25 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: use it
[2019-05-06 03:06:38 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: i am chill
[2019-05-06 03:07:07 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ it's annoying and doesn't add anything to the stream.
[2019-05-06 03:07:21 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree I don't either but you know what I do? I don't show up.
[2019-05-06 03:07:29 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: I don't like Madden.
[2019-05-06 03:07:40 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: Do you see my showing up to bitch about it?
[2019-05-06 03:07:41 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: No.
[2019-05-06 03:08:08 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree you legit tried to get attention by tagging me in the shit twice.
[2019-05-06 03:08:39 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ But it's not an opinino when you are purposely trying t ostart shit.
[2019-05-06 03:09:01 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: okay let me explain he is doing.
[2019-05-06 03:09:10 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: he is trying t oderail chat by shitting on the game.
[2019-05-06 03:09:34 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree no i didn't. I said you can either leave or actually try to like the game.
[2019-05-06 03:09:45 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you are not giving opininos on the games.
[2019-05-06 03:09:55 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you guys jsut wanan see fails and throw a bitch fit when he doesn't fail.
[2019-05-06 03:09:57 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: i know this.
[2019-05-06 03:10:03 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: I watch the streams too much.
[2019-05-06 03:10:07 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you guys aren't slick or clever.
[2019-05-06 03:10:14 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: don't give me this "opinion" bullshit.
[2019-05-06 03:10:38 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ is it adding anything to the chat?
[2019-05-06 03:11:11 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @geneticgamer89lol what?
[2019-05-06 03:11:39 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree you didn't like it because he didn't fail at it like he did with kh2.
[2019-05-06 03:12:16 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: If you don't like a game, why are you watching it?
[2019-05-06 03:12:30 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree I was there for msot of those streams.
[2019-05-06 03:12:41 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: people were getting mad he wasn't failing and kept asking what difficult was the game on.
[2019-05-06 03:13:00 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree stop making shit up man.
[2019-05-06 03:13:15 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree not even my dude.
[2019-05-06 03:13:29 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: it doesn't add anything to the chat and before i was mod i was getting sick of it.
[2019-05-06 03:13:50 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @taymenice I'm just sick of it.
[2019-05-06 03:13:54 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: It is simple.
[2019-05-06 03:14:10 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @MiraiMisaki which he did.
[2019-05-06 03:14:22 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you are not giving an opinion at this point.
[2019-05-06 03:14:56 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree dude if i was bad mod i would ban you.
[2019-05-06 03:15:00 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: but i don't do that.
[2019-05-06 03:15:06 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: so i'll do this. Let me do you a favor.
[2019-05-06 03:16:01 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree see you tomorrow.
[2019-05-06 03:16:38 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: we'll see him tomorrow.
[2019-05-06 03:16:54 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: everyone else in chat has been cool.
[2019-05-06 03:17:11 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ i would make it longer but it is only letting me do 600 seconds.
[2019-05-06 03:17:32 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @mcd_bigmacftw don't start
[2019-05-06 03:17:45 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: I'm sorry to everyone else in chat.
[2019-05-06 03:18:06 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @blooyripper150 lol
[2019-05-06 03:18:12 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @TheLeagueRanter yeah man
[2019-05-06 03:18:55 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you won't get timeout or banned my man.

Holy shit...Saru just timed someone who described a character as a "pinocchio nose looking motherfucker" because he thought that was racist. In a game about determining the truth where the character had a relatively elongated nose.

Neggy mod MasterSaruwatari is having a fucking meltdown tonight, timing a couple of people and now arguing with them because they made fun of Phoenix Wright. Even other mods are telling him to chill the fuck out. So if you want to laugh, stop by chat.

Here's most of the good stuff:

Spoiler: Neggy is mad :(

[2019-05-06 03:01:17 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree You're not really sharing an opinion. You are jsut derailing the stream chat and are trying to get attention. I have seen this before. Knock it off. If you don't liek the game, you can either leave or shut up.
[2019-05-06 03:01:28 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: God some people.
[2019-05-06 03:01:35 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: If phil isn't failing or struggling they cry boredom .
[2019-05-06 03:01:45 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: Those aren't "opinions".
[2019-05-06 03:02:17 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree most mdos would ban you but i am better. I'm trying to be nice here and it is clear you are trying to start shit.
[2019-05-06 03:02:30 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you legit tag me and phil in the same comment.
[2019-05-06 03:02:51 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree righttt
[2019-05-06 03:03:09 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @Markmccauley this man started it.
[2019-05-06 03:03:36 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ dude is trying to start shit. He tagged me in the same message twice of, "Why does this game sucks donkey shit?"
[2019-05-06 03:04:05 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ No. I'm sick of people bitching and moaning about games where phil isnt' struggling.
[2019-05-06 03:04:14 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree I'm not trying to.
[2019-05-06 03:04:46 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree hell one dude listen when i said not to start bitching about the game. That isn't bossing anyone around.
[2019-05-06 03:05:28 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @MiraiMisaki Thank you! I'm trying to be cool here but roykingtree legit trying to start shit even after I time him out.
[2019-05-06 03:05:37 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: And he has the nerve to call this an "opinion". bullshit.
[2019-05-06 03:05:51 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree "Don't derail the chat." Hmm...let me see.
[2019-05-06 03:05:54 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: yeah it is.
[2019-05-06 03:06:05 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: Also phil always says, "if you don't like the game, why are you here?"
[2019-05-06 03:06:19 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: common fucking sense my man.
[2019-05-06 03:06:25 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: use it
[2019-05-06 03:06:38 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: i am chill
[2019-05-06 03:07:07 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ it's annoying and doesn't add anything to the stream.
[2019-05-06 03:07:21 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree I don't either but you know what I do? I don't show up.
[2019-05-06 03:07:29 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: I don't like Madden.
[2019-05-06 03:07:40 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: Do you see my showing up to bitch about it?
[2019-05-06 03:07:41 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: No.
[2019-05-06 03:08:08 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree you legit tried to get attention by tagging me in the shit twice.
[2019-05-06 03:08:39 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ But it's not an opinino when you are purposely trying t ostart shit.
[2019-05-06 03:09:01 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: okay let me explain he is doing.
[2019-05-06 03:09:10 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: he is trying t oderail chat by shitting on the game.
[2019-05-06 03:09:34 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree no i didn't. I said you can either leave or actually try to like the game.
[2019-05-06 03:09:45 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you are not giving opininos on the games.
[2019-05-06 03:09:55 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you guys jsut wanan see fails and throw a bitch fit when he doesn't fail.
[2019-05-06 03:09:57 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: i know this.
[2019-05-06 03:10:03 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: I watch the streams too much.
[2019-05-06 03:10:07 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you guys aren't slick or clever.
[2019-05-06 03:10:14 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: don't give me this "opinion" bullshit.
[2019-05-06 03:10:38 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ is it adding anything to the chat?
[2019-05-06 03:11:11 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @geneticgamer89lol what?
[2019-05-06 03:11:39 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree you didn't like it because he didn't fail at it like he did with kh2.
[2019-05-06 03:12:16 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: If you don't like a game, why are you watching it?
[2019-05-06 03:12:30 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree I was there for msot of those streams.
[2019-05-06 03:12:41 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: people were getting mad he wasn't failing and kept asking what difficult was the game on.
[2019-05-06 03:13:00 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree stop making shit up man.
[2019-05-06 03:13:15 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree not even my dude.
[2019-05-06 03:13:29 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: it doesn't add anything to the chat and before i was mod i was getting sick of it.
[2019-05-06 03:13:50 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @taymenice I'm just sick of it.
[2019-05-06 03:13:54 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: It is simple.
[2019-05-06 03:14:10 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @MiraiMisaki which he did.
[2019-05-06 03:14:22 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you are not giving an opinion at this point.
[2019-05-06 03:14:56 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree dude if i was bad mod i would ban you.
[2019-05-06 03:15:00 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: but i don't do that.
[2019-05-06 03:15:06 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: so i'll do this. Let me do you a favor.
[2019-05-06 03:16:01 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree see you tomorrow.
[2019-05-06 03:16:38 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: we'll see him tomorrow.
[2019-05-06 03:16:54 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: everyone else in chat has been cool.
[2019-05-06 03:17:11 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ i would make it longer but it is only letting me do 600 seconds.
[2019-05-06 03:17:32 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @mcd_bigmacftw don't start
[2019-05-06 03:17:45 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: I'm sorry to everyone else in chat.
[2019-05-06 03:18:06 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @blooyripper150 lol
[2019-05-06 03:18:12 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @TheLeagueRanter yeah man
[2019-05-06 03:18:55 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you won't get timeout or banned my man.

Holy shit...Saru just timed someone who described a character as a "pinocchio nose looking motherfucker" because he thought that was racist. In a game about determining the truth where the character had a relatively elongated nose.

[2019-05-06 03:01:17 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree You're not really sharing an opinion. You are jsut derailing the stream chat and are trying to get attention. I have seen this before. Knock it off. If you don't liek the game, you can either leave or shut up.
[2019-05-06 03:01:28 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: God some people.
[2019-05-06 03:01:35 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: If phil isn't failing or struggling they cry boredom .
[2019-05-06 03:01:45 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: Those aren't "opinions".
[2019-05-06 03:02:17 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree most mdos would ban you but i am better. I'm trying to be nice here and it is clear you are trying to start shit.
[2019-05-06 03:02:30 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you legit tag me and phil in the same comment.
[2019-05-06 03:02:51 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree righttt
[2019-05-06 03:03:09 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @Markmccauley this man started it.
[2019-05-06 03:03:36 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ dude is trying to start shit. He tagged me in the same message twice of, "Why does this game sucks donkey shit?"
[2019-05-06 03:04:05 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ No. I'm sick of people bitching and moaning about games where phil isnt' struggling.
[2019-05-06 03:04:14 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree I'm not trying to.
[2019-05-06 03:04:46 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree hell one dude listen when i said not to start bitching about the game. That isn't bossing anyone around.
[2019-05-06 03:05:28 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @MiraiMisaki Thank you! I'm trying to be cool here but roykingtree legit trying to start shit even after I time him out.
[2019-05-06 03:05:37 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: And he has the nerve to call this an "opinion". bullshit.
[2019-05-06 03:05:51 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree "Don't derail the chat." Hmm...let me see.
[2019-05-06 03:05:54 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: yeah it is.
[2019-05-06 03:06:05 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: Also phil always says, "if you don't like the game, why are you here?"
[2019-05-06 03:06:19 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: common fucking sense my man.
[2019-05-06 03:06:25 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: use it
[2019-05-06 03:06:38 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: i am chill
[2019-05-06 03:07:07 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ it's annoying and doesn't add anything to the stream.
[2019-05-06 03:07:21 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree I don't either but you know what I do? I don't show up.
[2019-05-06 03:07:29 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: I don't like Madden.
[2019-05-06 03:07:40 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: Do you see my showing up to bitch about it?
[2019-05-06 03:07:41 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: No.
[2019-05-06 03:08:08 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree you legit tried to get attention by tagging me in the shit twice.
[2019-05-06 03:08:39 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ But it's not an opinino when you are purposely trying t ostart shit.
[2019-05-06 03:09:01 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: okay let me explain he is doing.
[2019-05-06 03:09:10 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: he is trying t oderail chat by shitting on the game.
[2019-05-06 03:09:34 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree no i didn't. I said you can either leave or actually try to like the game.
[2019-05-06 03:09:45 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you are not giving opininos on the games.
[2019-05-06 03:09:55 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you guys jsut wanan see fails and throw a bitch fit when he doesn't fail.
[2019-05-06 03:09:57 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: i know this.
[2019-05-06 03:10:03 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: I watch the streams too much.
[2019-05-06 03:10:07 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you guys aren't slick or clever.
[2019-05-06 03:10:14 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: don't give me this "opinion" bullshit.
[2019-05-06 03:10:38 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ is it adding anything to the chat?
[2019-05-06 03:11:11 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @geneticgamer89lol what?
[2019-05-06 03:11:39 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree you didn't like it because he didn't fail at it like he did with kh2.
[2019-05-06 03:12:16 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: If you don't like a game, why are you watching it?
[2019-05-06 03:12:30 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree I was there for msot of those streams.
[2019-05-06 03:12:41 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: people were getting mad he wasn't failing and kept asking what difficult was the game on.
[2019-05-06 03:13:00 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree stop making shit up man.
[2019-05-06 03:13:15 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree not even my dude.
[2019-05-06 03:13:29 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: it doesn't add anything to the chat and before i was mod i was getting sick of it.
[2019-05-06 03:13:50 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @taymenice I'm just sick of it.
[2019-05-06 03:13:54 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: It is simple.
[2019-05-06 03:14:10 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @MiraiMisaki which he did.
[2019-05-06 03:14:22 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you are not giving an opinion at this point.
[2019-05-06 03:14:56 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree dude if i was bad mod i would ban you.
[2019-05-06 03:15:00 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: but i don't do that.
[2019-05-06 03:15:06 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: so i'll do this. Let me do you a favor.
[2019-05-06 03:16:01 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @roykingtree see you tomorrow.
[2019-05-06 03:16:38 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: we'll see him tomorrow.
[2019-05-06 03:16:54 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: everyone else in chat has been cool.
[2019-05-06 03:17:11 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @madara_is_god_ i would make it longer but it is only letting me do 600 seconds.
[2019-05-06 03:17:32 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @mcd_bigmacftw don't start
[2019-05-06 03:17:45 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: I'm sorry to everyone else in chat.
[2019-05-06 03:18:06 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @blooyripper150 lol
[2019-05-06 03:18:12 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: @TheLeagueRanter yeah man
[2019-05-06 03:18:55 UTC] mastersaruwatari6060: you won't get timeout or banned my man.

Holy shit...Saru just timed someone who described a character as a "pinocchio nose looking motherfucker" because he thought that was racist. In a game about determining the truth where the character had a relatively elongated nose.

Are any of Phoenix wrights legal aids Futanari?

 

[actually]

In yet another couple of baffling cases, sambuca2020 cheers $3 to say that he's afraid of being banned by the mods, leaves, and then promptly tips $100. Roykingtree gets timed by Saru (this was the argument where Saru was losing his shit above...because roy dared to say that he didn't like the game), tips $10 to tell Phil he's never coming back, and Phil breaks out his school marm lecturing voice and basically tells roy to fuck off.

Why people pay Phil money like this, I will literally never understand.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

In yet another couple of baffling cases, sambuca2020 cheers $3 to say that he's afraid of being banned by the mods, leaves, and then promptly tips $100. Roykingtree gets timed by Saru (this was the argument where Saru was losing his shit above...because roy dared to say that he didn't like the game), tips $10 to tell Phil he's never coming back, and Phil breaks out his school marm lecturing voice and basically tells roy to fuck off.

Why people pay Phil money like this, I will literally never understand.

I really would like to sit down with one of these retards and talk to them, you know? Just try to find out what went wrong and caused them to be this fucking cucked.
I will never in my life understand why people give money to some adult male just to watch him play video games. He is a utterly horrible person with no redeeming qualities or traits.
Is he the ultimate reverse gender thot, however? Or just some weird autistic cuck magnet?

Edit:
I do however hope these retards donating to him one day face a situation where they need money, and have to deal with how they spent it.

 

[bearsintrees]

I really would like to sit down with one of these exceptional individuals and talk to them, you know? Just try to find out what went wrong and caused them to be this fucking cucked.
I will never in my life understand why people give money to some adult male just to watch him play video games. He is a utterly horrible person with no redeeming qualities or traits.
Is he the ultimate reverse gender thot, however? Or just some weird autistic cuck magnet?

Edit:
I do however hope these exceptional individuals donating to him one day face a situation where they need money, and have to deal with how they spent it.

I'm really sorry to tell you this, but these people genuinely think they get exactly their money's worth from watching Phil. Sambuca gives $100 congratulating Phil on his wedding, they think he earned it. Rob gives him $30 a day to watch his trash content, yep, he's just that way, it's worth it to him. The endorphins of being on the leaderboard 5 days a week as top tip, whoa. You wouldn't believe it. There's always a chance they recover or need that money themselves, but they still felt like giving at the time. It's just the bad bad brains of people without enough creativity to spend their money elsewhere.

Folks like E7 and Tut though...that's the real mystery.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Folks like E7 and Tut though...that's the real mystery.

tut is easy
he was looking for someone to be his dancing monkey
saw phil was begging and decided phil would be willing to do his bidding for cash

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I'm really sorry to tell you this, but these people genuinely think they get exactly their money's worth from watching Phil. Sambuca gives $100 congratulating Phil on his wedding, they think he earned it. Rob gives him $30 a day to watch his trash content, yep, he's just that way, it's worth it to him. The endorphins of being on the leaderboard 5 days a week as top tip, whoa. You wouldn't believe it. There's always a chance they recover or need that money themselves, but they still felt like giving at the time. It's just the bad bad brains of people without enough creativity to spend their money elsewhere.

Folks like E7 and Tut though...that's the real mystery.

The idea of that being true scares the shit out of me, but it sadly most likely is the case.
I guess I'll find peace in that they waste money on Dave and not on going out to meet someone and reproduce.

But jokes aside, those people are mental.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil is so busy counting that Sambucca $100 (thanks for the money dummy) that he doesnt even know which day of the week it is anymore, or maybe everyday is the same for him sitting on the couch playing games because he never works a 9-5 JAHB

the PDT/PDT problem probably will never be resolved either,

this guy literally puts no effort into his WERK

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil is so busy counting that Sambucca $100 (thanks for the money dummy) that he doesnt even know which day of the week it is anymore, or maybe everyday is the same for him sitting on the couch playing games because he never works a 9-5 JAHB

the PDT/PDT problem probably will never be resolved either,

this guy literally puts no effort into his WERK


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Well at least he didn't mess up the days on anything important. Can you imagine the disaster if Phil mixed up his days and cooked hot dogs on spaghetti night.

 

[Viktor]

I'm on the wrong device and can't screenshot, I don't think this is even the first time this sped has been discussed here tbh, I feel like I remember the user-name 'GhostyEcto' being pointed and laughed at before for exceptionalism.

You're correct on that, the pic of her wearing the DSP merch shirts was discovered about over a year ago or so? But either way, no one really dug into her social media accounts at the time, people just made fun of how she looked and moved on.

 

[gin_nose]

Well at least he didn't mess up the days on anything important. Can you imagine the disaster if Phil mixed up his days and cooked hot dogs on spaghetti night.

No worries! the weeks dinners are on the white board so no risk of that!

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Phil is so busy counting that Sambucca $100 (thanks for the money dummy) that he doesnt even know which day of the week it is anymore, or maybe everyday is the same for him sitting on the couch playing games because he never works a 9-5 JAHB

the PDT/PDT problem probably will never be resolved either,

this guy literally puts no effort into his WERK


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Probably just the gin pickling his brain. Alcoholics can develop a condition called Korsakoff syndrome that's basically a form of dementia. It essentially turns your brain into swiss cheese and it's where Phil is headed if he keeps up his hard gin habit.

 

[Sparkletor]

No worries! the weeks dinners are on the white board so no risk of that!

This is true, but does he not also have a giant wall calander in his office, a humorous cartoon daily calander on his desk, and a clock with the date on his computer?

 

[Kheapathic]

And his phone; which I bet he spends more time on than his PC.

 

[Liquid Swordz]

Probably just the gin pickling his brain. Alcoholics can develop a condition called Korsakoff syndrome that's basically a form of dementia. It essentially turns your brain into swiss cheese and it's where Phil is headed if he keeps up his hard gin habit.

Just looked up the symptoms of this Korsakoff thing.

• anterograde amnesia, memory loss for events after the onset of the syndrome
• retrograde amnesia, memory loss extends back for some time before the onset of the syndrome
• amnesia of fixation, also known as fixation amnesia (loss of immediate memory, a person being unable to remember events of the past few minutes)
• confabulation, that is, invented memories which are then taken by the patient as true due to gaps in memory, with such gaps sometimes associated with blackouts
• minimal content in conversation
• lack of insight
• apathy – the patients lose interest in things quickly, and generally appear indifferent to change.

Holy shit. Sounds just like Dave. Probably has some serious holes in his brain by now.

 

[architects]

In yet another couple of baffling cases, sambuca2020 cheers $3 to say that he's afraid of being banned by the mods, leaves, and then promptly tips $100. Roykingtree gets timed by Saru (this was the argument where Saru was losing his shit above...because roy dared to say that he didn't like the game), tips $10 to tell Phil he's never coming back, and Phil breaks out his school marm lecturing voice and basically tells roy to fuck off.

Why people pay Phil money like this, I will literally never understand.

He reminds me of a television evangelist....attracts people who lack any form of logic. People desperate for literally any kind of validation.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Just looked up the symptoms of this Korsakoff thing.

• anterograde amnesia, memory loss for events after the onset of the syndrome
• retrograde amnesia, memory loss extends back for some time before the onset of the syndrome
• amnesia of fixation, also known as fixation amnesia (loss of immediate memory, a person being unable to remember events of the past few minutes)
• confabulation, that is, invented memories which are then taken by the patient as true due to gaps in memory, with such gaps sometimes associated with blackouts
• minimal content in conversation
• lack of insight
• apathy – the patients lose interest in things quickly, and generally appear indifferent to change.

Holy shit. Sounds just like Dave. Probably has some serious holes in his brain by now.

Hold up, calm down. It's not that. To get that, he'd have to drink so much that there's no way he could make it through 2 hours of a stream without a pint of Grand Dad. Yeah, it's that rough.

Really, Dave is a classic case of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is. It is related to the cognitive bias of illusory superiority and comes from the inability of people to recognize their lack of ability. Without the self-awareness of metacognition, people cannot objectively evaluate their competence or incompetence

How does someone get something like that? Welllllll being an only child is a really good start to it. And if one or both of them never gave Dave a reality check growing up (I.E. "You wanna work at NASA? The closest you'll ever get is mopping the floors" )
and continually showered praise for even tasks that we would consider mundane and common, there you go.
He lacks self-awareness. All of the cows do. It's the biggest part of what makes a lolcow. Anyone of us would be able to see overwhelming evidence that shit is going downhill and we'd either

• Hire a brand consultant to figure out what we did to cause it all to go down.
• or, network with the core group of other YouTubers that became really good friends, since you all did this together and had questions
• or, you always knew it was fleeting, planned for it, have money saved and a side career as a developer with a nicely current GitHub showing all of your work - so you pick a date, and on that date you say "It's been fun, I'll miss you guys, but I have another mountain to climb"

We'd have taken that graceful exit, still close to the top, and let them wonder and reminiscence. No one would consciously choose to fight and scratch for every dollar, every sub, being mocked and ridiculed by literally thousands of people. So many people that it's a cottage industry that brings in MORE money than the actual content it was based on.

He is unable to see it.

Extra Credit: Other people with it? Elon Musk.

 

[Wurstbrot]

So in short:
It's hilarious how this spoiled manchild acts exactly like a person with holes in his brain. Yes, you can be this incompetent as a parent.

 

[gin_nose]

• or, you always knew it was fleeting, planned for it, have money saved and a side career as a developer with a nicely current GitHub showing all of your work - so you pick a date, and on that date you say "It's been fun, I'll miss you guys, but I have another mountain to climb"

OMG i almost spit my coffee on the screen from laughter at this, Dark Dave CODING, actually programming a computer! HAHAHAHAHHAHA Too fucking funny, this guy is running Windows 8 with updates turned off because they are "annoying" and keeps every file he has on the desktop like every other boomer. The guy who thinks air conditioners are bad for computers. The guy who cant even figure out how to put up automated stream stats. The guy who masterbated on stream in front of children...

You my friend gave me a good laugh!

(In all seriousness though, I totally get the point you are making, i just found your example too funny)

 

[Meerkat Ink]

OMG i almost spit my coffee on the screen from laughter at this, Dark Dave CODING, actually programming a computer! HAHAHAHAHHAHA Too fucking funny, this guy is running Windows 8 with updates turned off because they are "annoying" and keeps every file he has on the desktop like every other boomer. The guy who thinks air conditioners are bad for computers. The guy who cant even figure out how to put up automated stream stats. The guy who masterbated on stream in front of children...

You my friend gave me a good laugh!

(In all seriousness though, I totally get the point you are making, i just found your example too funny)

The man couldn't probably even make a 'hello world' app. Buggy compiler mechanics.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

The man couldn't probably even make a 'hello world' app. Buggy compiler mechanics.

Shit man, you with the way IT is these days, he could have an entire career and just blame others.