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Freshtodeath said:
Why would you get married in middle of financial turmoil makes no sense. What do you guys think is going on behind scenes? Is it just his tax guy drama?
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I'd bet at least 100 bits it's something to do with Kat; we haven't seen or heard anything about her in the longest time, she's basically never mentioned, and I noticed he hardly cares about cheers mentioning her. This is the same behavior we saw with Pandalee, and then months later he reveals they'd broken up. We know DSP approaches all his problems as "If I don't acknowledge it, it doesn't exist" (which is why his favorite argument tactic is revisionist history), so when we hear about 'behind the scenes' problems, and Kat is specifically left out of the topic, I automatically assume it's about her.
 
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Salubrious said:
I'm not going to speculate on whether or not Kat is pregnant, but I am going to comment because it's funny that DSP would hide something like this because we don't know basic math. If it's true, regardless of when DSP announces it, if the baby is born before January 15th, those damn dirty detractors are going to know it was a shotgun wedding.

Or is DSP going to announce the pregnancy this month claiming it's a honeymoon baby, and then when the baby is born just say that it's a premature birth?
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He'd probably just say he had to keep it secret because detractors, like the wedding itself. I actually doubt he got married because she's pregnant because you're right, you can't hide the math there, and also that wouldn't "suddenly" stress him out behind the scenes when he was fine when he got back from CT. But a pregnancy arc following a marriage storyline is pretty much Sitcom 101, so it's probably coming soon.
 
I thought it might be worth noting that the Gout King finally fell below Spoony on Patreon. The numbers were close a month or so back but it finally happened. I still don't know if it says more about Noah's fans that they pay him $450 for literally nothing but Twitter spergery.

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well today we were studying gout we were having fun and all and then turns out gout basically raises the amount of uric acid in the body and creates tophi which are basically stones of that shit
so if we stretched it a bit dave is basically full of piss
wait wuuuuuuuuut ??
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THE MISSING LINK !
 
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Genie The Hedgehog said:
I hope to Christ that this Badbunny shit blooms into cucking Phil of his paypigs permanently. God that would be some gold.
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I see this thing going nowhere, but for years people have told Phil's fans to watch another streamer but it was always vague suggestion. Now there is someone people can point to and say "hey if you like Phil you can get the exact same experience with this chick plus you could (never) fuck her." Something tells me Swagginz is about to cancel an order of $2k pants.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Khet is preggy. I would bet money on it.
Thats the reason.
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Only reason I don't think this is true is that Phil would bring it up every single day to get more money. "YOU GUYS, MISSUZ BURNELL, my full-time wife, is pregnant! And you know what that means! No, donglover_philsubber, we haven't gone to the doctor yet. I have no money for that! snake laugh Anyway, I really need to raise some money....for behind-the-scenes stuff that's stressing me out! So if you can, PLEASE tip me. All tip money is going to go to, uh....little Bills Burnell!"
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
IMAGINE DSP trying to chat her up to thank her for sticking up for him, and he gets #MeToo'd.

Also I was bored, sorry guys.
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I scanned the video and she had a "Jenna Marbles" break so she's kind of just a knock off. Listening to her, it's a weird take. She actually seems kind of like an interesting person, I got the vibe that she's basically the Kiwifarms of streamers.
 
DuckSucker said:
I scanned the video and she had a "Jenna Marbles" break so she's kind of just a knock off. Listening to her, it's a weird take. She actually seems kind of like an interesting person, I got the vibe that she's basically the Kiwifarms of streamers.
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Nah, she can't be the KF of streamers because she can't go after other partners, which is partly why I believe she was defending some of the shit people were bringing up about Dave. Though some of the spergier viewers were doing a very, very poor job of conveying their point and ignoring the nuance of why people hate DSP, so there was legitimate reason for her to be so dismissive. There's also the factor that she's basically in the same position as he is in regard to people clipping her and making vids, being delusional that this is a viable career, and relying on charity from strangers on the internet.

Go ahead and shit on me for being involved, but I tried to genuinely have a conversation with her over it and she seemed keen on replying to basically everything I said in chat since they were paragraphs trying to explain the "why", and not just one-liners about Dave being a scammer, and it seemed like she wanted to get under my skin by just being dismissive of counter-points, but I wasn't giving it to her and she just kept trying. I think the "sardonically dismiss all counter points" is part of her "troll persona", and she uses bait in terms of LSF, Memeology, et al. clips to bring new people in to try and work that on for content for her regulars, since it's not uncommon for people to flip shit when their points are outright dismissed like that.

I'll probably pop back in for a few when she goes live today to see if I see the same trend as yesterday, and just to see if the Pandora's Box she unknowingly opened by involving herself with DSP persists or not. She's interesting from a people-watching perspective, but it's really, really hard to gauge her candor from one viewing.
 
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Only reason I don't think this is true is that Phil would bring it up every single day to get more money. "YOU GUYS, MISSUZ BURNELL, my full-time wife, is pregnant! And you know what that means! No, donglover_philsubber, we haven't gone to the doctor yet. I have no money for that! snake laugh Anyway, I really need to raise some money....for behind-the-scenes stuff that's stressing me out! So if you can, PLEASE tip me. All tip money is going to go to, uh....little Bills Burnell!"
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This would be the most incredible plot line in the DSP series yet. Watching this man beg for money from special needs people across the globe so he can raise his child would be an unbeatable treat. Patreon goals to determine what christmas gifts his kid gets, sub count goals to decide if he plays more games or pays attention to his kid, tip goals for babysitter money while he sits in the other room playing games. The possibilities are endless.
 
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Frazzle said:
This would be the most incredible plot line in the DSP series yet. Watching this man beg for money from special needs people across the globe so he can raise his child would be an unbeatable treat. Patreon goals to determine what christmas gifts his kid gets, sub count goals to decide if he plays more games or pays attention to his kid, tip goals for babysitter money while he sits in the other room playing games. The possibilities are endless.
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He can have his daily tip goal tied to what type of groceries they can afford. "Ok folks, if we reach $20 we can get ramen noodles, but if we get $50 we can get some protein! Ack Ack Ack"
 
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Stalker Sociopath said:
He can have his daily tip goal tied to what type of groceries they can afford. "Ok folks, if we reach $20 we can get ramen noodles, but if we get $50 we can get some protein! Ack Ack Ack"
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"We made no money today, but look Kat, if I rip off the top leaves on this head of lettuce that I found in a dumpster, it's perfectly fine! I'm still better than those braindead idiot detractors who buy fresh produce, ACK ACK ACK!"
 
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Frazzle said:
This would be the most incredible plot line in the DSP series yet. Watching this man beg for money from special needs people across the globe so he can raise his child would be an unbeatable treat. Patreon goals to determine what christmas gifts his kid gets, sub count goals to decide if he plays more games or pays attention to his kid, tip goals for babysitter money while he sits in the other room playing games. The possibilities are endless.
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This is one of the very few things that would make me go after DSP beyond levels thought impossible even by SOK standarts. I don't mind DSP being the personification of the meme with the guy on a bike and the stick. But him doing this to his kid would make me lose sleep just to find some way to fuck his shit up. Even if he gets a animal and messes with it.
I'm not saying him knocking Kat up wouldn't be funny, but I don't think him and Kat are fit to be parents. I know a kid changes you, but they simply cannot be changed to a level that would make them good parents.
 
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I turned into his prestream and (1) he's already an hour in and (2) the first thing I hear is that he can't do a charity stream due to trolls and mentions how some other event got swatted.

He also said that false copyright strikes in 2015 have cost him tens of thousands of dollars because his channel can never recover; it can only decline from here.

He can never take 2 days off to do a charity stream because he can't afford to lose the income.
 
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