Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

But real talk, these guys get all their women’s fashion pointers from shitty anime and hentai. Or from the 15 y/o goth girls they fapped to in 2007. Which is why we end up with unholy abominations like this:

Most of these dudes would never even be clocked as troons. People might think they're just really into hair metal or something.
 
Considering the amount information available to the public today, pornographic or otherwise, there is no excuse for a person with internet access to enter adulthood without knowing basic human anatomy.

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Considering the amount information available to the public today, pornographic or otherwise, there is no excuse for a person with internet access to enter adulthood without knowing basic human anatomy.

This was posted a few pages ago. At least recycle older pics if you're going to post gross tranny shit.
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Good point, but that subreddit is only about a week or two old and has been a goldmine, relative to the rest of the site.
It does have the distinct advantage of being infested with troons who can't shut up about it. The Farms is infested with trannies as well, but they have some common sense.
 
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Ah yes, that common fetish "Dwight Schrute but also a schoolgirl." I know outfits are important to a lot of people's fetishes, so why would you choose to wear an outfit so garish that it makes you a walking talking seizure risk?

Other potential reads of this outfit include:
-Intern at a investment firm run by circus clowns
-McDonalds shift manager who is actively trying to get fired
-A Doctor Who villain of the week who is trying to involve the protagonists in a multi-level marketing scheme
-If Matilda's dad and Miss Trunchbull had a child who grew up to really enjoy calling women cunts

Yes, the mismatch of patterns is eye-watering. But the real crime here is wearing a porno schoolgirl skirt and then accenting it with the most sexless tie imaginable. It's also an old Goodwill tie, because nobody wears ties that wide in 2019.

Thing is, she'll probably get a taker, if only because 90% of trans reddit is desperate bottoms. Sorry girls, she can't even tie a tie correctly, do you still want her to tie you up?
 
But that would be toxically masculine of him! He has to bend to the will of the """woman""" in the relationship if he wants to remain woke! You have no idea how often I see these kind of FtM-MtF relationships. These people are in so deep they've accidentally recreated abusive heterosexual relationships where the female stays in the kitchen and looks after the lazy alcoholic male all for the sake of the Protected Class.

I agree with all of this except the "accidentally." The one of these I know the best is exactly what you've described here, and they have a kid who now identifies as a "they." At age 9. What would otherwise be a really concerning relationship is fabulous and queer! Dad stays at home with the kid most of the time but has a part-time job with animals, and also does all the housework, appointment setting, holiday preparation, shuttling kid back and forth. Mom is an underemployed tech worker who puts on headphones all day and mostly ignores the kid while working from home, and flirts madly with all of "her" female friends, and leaves the house for days/weeks at a time for work without it really making a difference to the running of the household.

If they hadn't swapped genders it'd be perfectly reasonable to ask the actual mother of the child in this scenario wtf she was thinking and why she wasn't making sure she had escape funds for if the guy got abusive, especially since he was emotionally/verbally abusive and did a lot of throwing things/violence to objects early in their marriage until she got in line. Now, though, he promises it was all because of dysphoria and as long as their child plays along and calls him mom, surely he won't ever be triggered into violence again.
 
Ehh. Even women who don't go through the whole makeup routine know how to look like they don't dry their hair with a slice of pizza. There's a learning curve to hair care -it's not a difficult one, but it exists, and it's so apparent when you see how most of these men have the same brown-pink two-tone, greasy roots, and frizzy split ends. Honestly I clock that way before I would ever clock someone's arm hair. An independent adult whose shoulder length hair has gone to shit is 9 times out of ten a dude.
A man who doesn't maintain himself well is just an average man.

None of them can do their hair. A blow dry would work wonders, but they all have their lank locks plastered against their scalp exaggerating the five head.
 
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Honestly, the eeriest thing about these kind of posts is how fake they feel. There's an element of uncanny valley, of course, but it's one involving an imitation. It's an imitation of the unreal; necromancy not of something that died, but something that never lived. I think this plays as an example of Baudrillard's view of simulacrum; in that it bears no relation to any reality, becomes truth in its own right, and is the "hyperreal".
 
Considering the amount information available to the public today, pornographic or otherwise, there is no excuse for a person with internet access to enter adulthood without knowing basic human anatomy.

Honestly, if you stop scrolling before you get to the actual mancave, it's not as bad as lots of what we've seen here. I'm not sure what's going on with the hole on the right that seems to be right under the "labia" hopefully it's just a weird shadow. Typically man holes look like they're sucking in all the dick and ball skin used to make "labia" so at least this one doesn't look like a hungry black hole.
 
Honestly, if you stop scrolling before you get to the actual mancave, it's not as bad as lots of what we've seen here. I'm not sure what's going on with the hole on the right that seems to be right under the "labia" hopefully it's just a weird shadow. Typically man holes look like they're sucking in all the dick and ball skin used to make "labia" so at least this one doesn't look like a hungry black hole.
Did you just call it a mancave because that's the best euphemism I've heard in a long time for stink ditch
 
Today's top reason to abandon the internet forever:

This thread has raised my ability to pick out quality dick chop / stink ditch surgeries from poor ones. My entire life up until this point I just told myself that they all must look like an Arby's roast beef sandwich that somebody dropped on the floor... and that worked just fine for me. The reality is so much worse.
 
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