Containment What If?

[ASoulMan]

What if the Chris we know now is actually Naitsirhc Notsew Reldnahc?

 

[Blueberry]

What if Chris pepper sprayed a cop?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris pepper sprayed a cop?

A rousing game of Kick the Autistic would have unfolded. And that's if Chris was lucky.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris pepper sprayed a cop?

The American public would learn to love their police force once again.

 

[Arctic]

What if Chris ended up in Dante Alighieri's version of hell? Which circle would he end up in?

 

[Honeyrabbit]

What if Chris ended up in Dante Alighieri's version of hell? Which circle would he end up in?

Albermarle Regional Jail.

 

[Zorceror44]

What if Chris was injected with adamantium?

Spoiler

One possibility:

Well, since he does not have a healing factor, he would most likely die of adamantium poisoning. A-logs everywhere would rejoice.

 

[Prof. Tony Farms]

What if Chris becomes an Oakland Raiders fan during his prison sentence?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

With all that's happened now, I wonder how different things would be had the fire never happened. The blarms mess and the recent arrest probably would've still happened though.

Had sanic boom never been made, Chris may have kept quiet, until something made him flip out sooner or later, I'm guessing.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris becomes an Oakland Raiders fan during his prison sentence?

He'll at least be supporting a better team than he does at this time (Fuck the Bills. GO BRONCOS!)

 

[CatParty]

What if Chris becomes an Oakland Raiders fan during his prison sentence?

He would be the Jamarcus Russell of fans

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris reproduced asexually? As in he splits into two identical versions of himself.

 

[Haesindang Park]

What if Chris reproduced asexually? As in he splits into two identical versions of himself.

Break out the AA12 shotguns!

Okay that sounded a-loggy but lets just say our world has enough freaks that don't need to reproduce themselves like that. Not to mention, we'd be fucked if that ever happens.

 

[Long Sun]

Whatif Chris Married Ann ?

 

[CWCissey]

Whatif Chris Married Ann ?

No priest would let some Buffalo Bill wannabe marry an unconscious woman. Not even in Vegas!

 

[Honeyrabbit]

What if Chris was a serious, full-on weeaboo? Like a /jp/-posting, seasonal-anime watching kinda tomgirl.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a serious, full-on weeaboo? Like a /jp/-posting, seasonal-anime watching kinda tomgirl.

then he would watch MLP in Japanese without subtitles and claim to know perfect Japanese, but he wouldn't. He would get his rocks off to hentai and yuri and claim that it's feminist.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

He would get his rocks off to hentai and yuri and claim that it's feminist.

He already did that. He even made his own 2D "feminist" waifus!

 

[Clown Doll]

What if Chris was a serious, full-on weeaboo?

He basically is already. His comic is full of Anime and Japanese video game references,he draws stuff sometimes in "anime style",he has Kimmi, an anime love doll, he used to watch da animes, and shit he used in real life , like the Red String of Fate and signature attack "Curse-ye-Hame-Ha!" are from japanese-influenced media.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a serious, full-on weeaboo? Like a /jp/-posting, seasonal-anime watching kinda tomgirl.

He would be Pixyteri.