Sooper Speshul Southerner
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 1, 2019
This is amazing! Going to have to spend some time really reading everything. That said, if she's the reason for all the stupid rules/culture at IF, and she's gone now, why don't the current mods just change the rules and the culture to how they want it? In my time at IF, I got the sense the current mods are PC virtue signallers and are fine with the way things are, and at least one of the current mods is a munchie herself.I have to apologize because I promised an IF mod-massacre. I didn’t realize until I was finishing this up that this person is no longer an active mod of /r/illnessfakers and hasn't been for a while, which shows how often I venture into that bleak void. I hope this isn't old, cold tea I'm spilling, but after a while of googling I can find only sporadic mentions of this person being a ban-happy pronoun police. Most posts are actually sympathetic to her since current mods are such shitheads. I can find SJWs calling her out for founding a hate site that makes everyone who has ever had a cold "unsafe," (what the fuck is with these kids and their constant self-victimization?) and but nothing calling her out for being totally full of 100% munchie bullshit except one difficult-to-find social media platform she no longer uses. So here. Learn how this subreddit was fucked from the start since their very founder is, herself, a gigantic munchie:
Real first name: Nicola, but I wrote almost this whole thing before I found that information so Nina it is.
Blog: Brain Kittens, archive
Patreon: Nina Childish, archive
Twatter: @notwaving, archive
Facebook: Nina Jean, archive
Instagram: @ninajean, (old archive, currently won't let me make a new one)
Pinterest: ninachildish, won't archive sorry
Ask.fm: notwaving, archive, such a fucking goldmine.
About.me NinaJ
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Nina is a fat 33-year-old they/them genderspecial from London, England who wants to smash the disability binary, whatever the fuck that means. She makes a living scamming the government for a tugboat, abusing NHS, and screeching at people and businesses over disability access she does not actually require. She claims to have seventy billion disorders and diagnoses including Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome hypermobility subtype, postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome, gastroparesis, arthritis, non-epileptic seizures, degenerative disk disease, cervical instability, hypertension, hypertrophic myocardiopathy, vagismis, a retroverted cervix, chiari malformation, raynauds, chronic fatigue, an unnamed and undiagnosed sleep disorder she seems to think is narcolepsy, anemia, scoliosis, asthma, heart failure, and hydrocephalus. She also claims she suffers from ADD, bipolar, depression, anxiety, social anxiety, brain fog, and formerly an eating disorder but is now a body positive warrior aka sedentary fatass pretending to be disabled and showing off her udders and rolls on instagram. She was a cutter and loves to display her scars. She engages in all of the exact same behaviors IF users accused the other munchies of engaging in, including pill porn, narcotics abuse, wearing a useless VOG mask, collecting and decorating medical tools, documenting her every health woe, sucking up resources, constantly trying to find something else wrong with her, always getting worse despite getting treatments that would help if she had the problems she claimed, and hashtag abuse. If she’s not chimping out over someplace that isn’t totally accessible to her unnecessary mobility aids, she’s farting on about gender and “queerness” or body positivity.
How can such a useless unemployed waste of person afford to live on a tugboat in London? Easy: her rich parents pay for everything. She denies it up and down but the masses of people who know her IRL confirm this on various platforms. She spends most of her PIP on vacations abroad, munchie toys, plastic crap intended for children, clothing that announces how insufferable she is (see photo above), and stuffing herself with food.
/u/KittenBread admitting she writes the Brain Kittens blog:
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In sweet irony, some other fat fake-disabled genderblob SJW and a troon who claims to have a mitochondrial disease doxed her on Twitter because they were mad that she was calling out people who fake disabilities. @EverydayAbilism dropped her over this fiasco.
She got the boot from the sub during some Mod Wars, announced officially in January 2019 but apparently dating back several weeks. According to current mods, she had been flaky, gone for long periods, threatened to delete the sub (funny, since a month later they deleted the sub in the face of criticism), and generally was a giant pain in the ass to try to work with. She then deleted her handle.
Nina is the one who set up the draconian rules the current mods are using to silence dissent and the ultra-PC atmosphere, as if they didn’t migrate there from anything goes gossip threads on lolcow.farm. Basically, Nina is largely responsible for why it is a dumpster fire of a cuddlebox that allows munchies to proliferate and provides them with information to help shore up their claims. And even if she wasn't responsible for the sub, she's endless entertainment not just on her own little internet platforms but in the legitimate (and tabloid) press. As mentioned she likes to draw attention to herself by publicly losing her shit whenever a place isn’t completely wheelchair accessible/doesn’t coddle her, despite being totally able-bodied. Here she is whining in the Metro about a Topshop putting overstock in the disabled change room which is actually pretty fucked up if anyone needs that change room, but Nina doesn’t.
Here she’s suing a bus company because they won’t make people with strollers move out of the wheelchair space for her after her tactic of not letting the bus driver proceed on his route until she got her way did not work.
Here she is complaining that the London tube doesn’t make an employee drop fucking everything to cater to her at rush hour when she doesn't actually need their help.
Here she is in the Guardian complaining that no one wants to fuck a fat attention-seeking munchie genderblob.
Here she is in the Guardian complaining that it takes her slightly longer to do things because she insists on sitting her ass a wheelchair she doesn’t need.
A TheMighty masturbatory blogpiece about how strong and brave she is.
And here, complaining about how she still lives at home at 32 because she refuses to get a job or stop playing sad little cripple girl. (archive)
In 2016, Nina got her tugboat taken away, which she used for more victim points (archive). Drawing all of this attention to how goddamned useless she is led to a deluge of doubt in her ask.fm. Good thing she saved all her spoons so she could have a witty comeback for each and every one. A random bouquet:
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Nina wasn't always a fat genderblob who screamed about her fake disability. She once got her kicks by pissing away mom and dad's money on grown up theater and dance classes and traveling. In this photo we see Nina looking healthy and normal in 2009, carrying a heavy (13kg/28.5lb) backpack and trekking around the Netherlands. Of course, she’ll remind you, she had EDS back then, too and the pain was terrible and she was so fatigued all the time and her joints constantly dislocated.
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In 2011 she made an instagram and one of her very first posts was complaining about her health while clutching a plushie. And it just goes downhill from there.
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Here she is m.ilking a minor finger injury for multiple artsy photos.
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Showing off mundane, run-of-the-mill meds, her self harm scars…
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Documenting routine medical procedures…
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Typical pizza cutter: all edge, no point.
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More random meds and mundane procedures
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lace-up braces for the Ehlers-Danlos syndrome she suddenly starts tagging in 2013.
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Narcotics, narcotics for a hangover, narcotics for an arts and crafts project, narcotics in a KYOOOT box
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Calls her medical supplies bin a “toybox”
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she's a ballerina. Joint hypermobility, one of the main diagnostic signs of hEDS, is to be expected for someone who trained her joints to be super flexible. I have no idea how these foot gloves are supposed to help her with toe dislocations since they are literally just, like, stretchy gloves for your toes with leather pads on the ball of the foot. I do know that she intentionally picked the one of the most obnoxiously visible pair she could possibly find since these things are usually nude to blend in with your skin.
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Video’d her echocardiogram.
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Claims heart failure. Pulse oximeter she buys and shows off later says otherwise.
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#pots #autonomicdysfunction #heartdisease
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medic alert tag with very little information that would be important in an actual emergency
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More about how she's the sickest spoonie with the most pain ever
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Spring 2015 the manual wheelchair appears with no notice and is treated as if it has always been there
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If a munchie is prescribed a pill and doesn’t document it for social media, was she ever really prescribed?
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After the wheelchair she has SmartCrutches, which run about $100-140 and which are marketed explicitly to the EDS set. Seriously, if you go to their FAQ the second question is “why people with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS) prefer SmartCrutch.” They even make a zebra-print skin for them.
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Can still do ballet tho.
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Look at that totally not at all hyperextended thumb
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Wheelchair, wrist braces, and forearm crutches visible while kvetching about disability access.
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more random medical fetishization
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This is not a scoliosis brace. This is a posture corrector available on amazon for about $40-$70. A real scoliosis brace is cast to the individual and costs thousands of dollars. This is the only time I saw her mention this diagnosis.
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Moving on to transdermal narcotics patches which she puts on her chest like port dressing (because putting them somewhere discrete like a normal human being might dislocate her shoulders) then makes sure are visible by wearing tank tops... in England in November
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Needs laxatives because “iron pills,” certainly not because she eats narcotics like skittles.
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Gotta make sure those crutches you decorated are in the shot, am I rite?
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February 2016, starts a GoFuckMe for a powerchair since the mean old NHS won't pay for one and she obviously can't get a job. Funny how mummy and daddy wouldn't pay for this one, isn't it? Almost like the know she doesn't need it. April 2016, she "gets approved" for a power chair aka reaches her free munniez goal.
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look at her fucking insta feed.
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#medicalmarijuana tagged for CBD she purchased online for $65 complete with vape pen/battery.
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Just taking my power chair I scammed well-meaning individuals into paying for out for fancy coffee nbd.
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She likes participating in medical studies for disorders she does not have to validate herself while throwing off their data.
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Gotta show off those custom splints.
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Look at that locked, perfectly straight knee in the first pic. This is someone who claims her joints are so loose they dislocate if she walks.
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Here’s an idea: get out of the chair and walk up the fucking stairs. hEDS does not make you go from ballet to paralyzed in a few days.
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More random health updates
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New toy! hot pink, of course
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Needs a grabber because okay whatever. Even more toys, tests, and treatments.
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Why is this necessary?
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Pill porn, everything makes her nauseous
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Obligatory VOG mask appears
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Literally half of these are empty. I ask again, why is this necessary?
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Filtering the fuck out of a photo in an attempt to make it look like she has Raynauds. Raynauds sufferers’ fingers turn stark, unnaturally white and blue in the cold and often have a distinct line between affected and unaffected areas. You cannot mistake this.
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Blinking pink lights on her chair. Jaquie is that you?
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First mention of gastroparesis. A week ago she was eating fried pierogies and drinking beer and coke. Cries in A&E to get reglan a few days later.
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Chronic fatigue, sleep disorder.
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Deflecting from her own munchie behavior by calling out other munchies. Must be hard to not have all the best toys like feeding tubes and ports despite being at this for much longer. She’s british so she’s fighting the NHS for every totally necessary treatment, of course.
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#mugglesick
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looking for more things to be wrong with her
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“ridiculously sensitive eds skin” your self harm marks seem to heal aight, unlike someone with actual EDS. Also shows off her fat gut and doesn’t have stretch marks despite rapidly gaining weight.
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Chimping out because her narcotics are late
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this is not a position someone with EDS so bad they can’t walk wants to sit in…
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heart failure is back. This time it’s really real heart failure.
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She bought those stickman communication cards
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Degenerative disk disease
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arthritis, hydrocephalus. Hydrofuckingcephalus.
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Special anatomy.
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And that brings us up to this very week, where she continues to come up with more things she wants to find wrong with her so she can continue to not do anything meaningful with her life and scream about how she's a victim.
There you have it, Kiwis. A case of “she who smelt it, dealt it.” Hope it was as fun a ride for you as it was for me.
a million edits because there were bound to be some fuck ups in a post this long
