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I would suggest they fight it out in cage match with the winner getting their thread locked were it not for the fact that that would unethical and exploitative and the Farms has always been about ethical farming practices.
Also the problem with lolcow confrontations is that they may lead to fewer lolcows and less content. Which I do not believe to be in the public interest.
It's like the Bene Gesserit in Dune were horrified when Paul and Feyd-Rautha fought to the death
"Two end products of this long and costly program faced each other in a fight to the death that might easily claim both of them. If both died here that would leave only Feyd-Rautha's bastard daughter, still a baby, an unknown, an unmeasured factor, and Alia, the abomination"
No, the more I think of it direct lolcow confrontation should not be encouraged.
I suppose we could go full Bene Gesserit on this and try and breed them to produce a Lolcow Haderach which will initiate The Scattering from Earth.
Chris-chan and AmberLynn were created through a witch breeding in the Great Hills of Virginalands in order to produce the Lolcow Haderach. The Farms is a front to get them to meet and breed the Cowsatz Lolerach.