Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly - Divorce Fiasco, trashfire extraordinaire

[Zero Day Defense]

Since everyone's getting way past horny on main, I'll be more standard:

Holly would actually be pretty if not for the fact that she's a whole homewrecker. Like, she's attractive in the "perfectly imperfect" kind of way if you're unaware of the fact that she's a turbo thot that ruined two marriages and will probably leave Jared altogether because she's probably also a generally unstable person that can't even commit to her iniquities.

That-- that's it.

Who could justify cheating on someone who's not only pretty on the outside but also on the inside (defended his standard length weiner on her Twitter.com even though the guy has the gall to divorce her on his Twitter.com) with someone who seems to only be able to look pretty according to a daily dice roll?

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Since everyone's getting way past horny on main, I'll be more standard:

Holly would actually be pretty if not for the fact that she's a whole homewrecker. Like, she's attractive in the "perfectly imperfect" kind of way if you're unaware of the fact that she's a turbo thot that ruined two marriages and will probably leave Jared altogether because she's probably also a generally unstable person that can't even commit to her iniquities.

That-- that's it.

Who could justify cheating on someone who's not only pretty on the outside but also on the inside (defended his standard length weiner on her Twitter.com even though the guy has the gall to divorce her on his Twitter.com) with someone who seems to only be able to look pretty according to a daily dice roll?

Shes attractive in the "beat up, warn out hag" kind of way. She was maybe passable years ago but that's long gone.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Since everyone's getting way past horny on main, I'll be more standard:

Holly would actually be pretty if not for the fact that she's a whole homewrecker. Like, she's attractive in the "perfectly imperfect" kind of way if you're unaware of the fact that she's a turbo thot that ruined two marriages and will probably leave Jared altogether because she's probably also a generally unstable person that can't even commit to her iniquities.

That-- that's it.

Who could justify cheating on someone who's not only pretty on the outside but also on the inside (defended his standard length weiner on her Twitter.com even though the guy has the gall to divorce her on his Twitter.com) with someone who seems to only be able to look pretty according to a daily dice roll?

Nah dude she looks weird, would not bang.

 

[UA 674]

What's there to imagine about Holly? She's a cross-eyed junkie looking cocksucker, and she's not even really interesting body wise. 1.5/10

Besides, she's already been dug out two inches deep.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

I'm gonna stay outta this lmao
I'll stick to makin' fun of the easy target here.
The weird lookin' dude that look like he was the spawn of an orgy between a rat, a goblin and a fucking bird.
He a chimera.

 

[Schmeckel]

Because it's Sunday, I'm bored, and I'm trying to see how far I can stretch the bird-related sex euphemisms.

She may not have great tits, but I'd still give her a common shag.

 

[TenMilesWide]

So much hatred for our Mother Hen Holly recently in this thread, for shame.

Y'all acting like you wouldn't smother your dicks in peanut butter and stick sunflower seeds all over it so it looked like a rejected kindergarten craft project you made during the field trip to the local nature center. Then after Holly's done pecking away at your bird feeder cock, she'll go all momma bird and take a load in her mouth, then regurgitate it into the next e-thot waiting at the door.

We got this kinky bird bitch ripe for the taking and y'all choosing the generic cosplay thot. Fucking normies.

what am i doing someone stop me

You're locked in now, there's no stopping it.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I bet the moderators are going to be pretty pissed off if they see us, the underlings, talking about wanting Holly's nudes for "humiliation" when most of you want to see Holly's nudes because humiliation is your form of pleasure.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

A lot of people are trying to find logic in Jared's actions (cheating on your wife with someone less attractive) when this whole thread is filled with screenshots that prove that he's recklessly and indiscriminately horny. Don't think it's anything deeper than that.

 

[TenMilesWide]

A lot of people are trying to find logic in Jared's actions (cheating on your wife with someone less attractive) when this whole thread is filled with screenshots that prove that he's recklessly and indiscriminately horny. Don't think it's anything deeper than that.

Jared's Knabenboner has a thirst that cannot be quenched.

 

[Schmeckel]

So much hatred for our Mother Hen Holly recently in this thread, for shame.

Y'all acting like you wouldn't smother your dicks in peanut butter and stick sunflower seeds all over it so it looked like a rejected kindergarten craft project you made during the field trip to the local nature center. Then after Holly's done pecking away at your bird feeder cock, she'll go all momma bird and take a load in her mouth, then regurgitate it into the next e-thot waiting at the door.

We got this kinky bird bitch ripe for the taking and y'all choosing the generic cosplay thot. Fucking normies.

what am i doing someone stop me

I think you've stumbled onto something, here. Maybe the momma bird thing is Jared's kink. He busts a load in his favorite pygmy nuthatch's mouth, and she doesn't swallow, rather she snowballs him.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Why does anyone want nudes of someone you can already smell through the screen just by looking at?

 

[PL 001]

Why does anyone want nudes of someone you can already smell through the screen just by looking at?

Careful mentioning her hygiene. I had a post removed for saying the same thing. Someone here's thirsty for pig puss.

 

[Synth]

I think you've stumbled onto something, here. Maybe the momma bird thing is Jared's kink. He busts a load in his favorite pygmy nuthatch's mouth, and she doesn't swallow, rather she snowballs him.

I don't want to think about this. I'm fine with Mother Hen wearing her getup from the PAX D&D show she was a part of.

Trash Witch, indeed.

sit on my beak bird mommy

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Careful mentioning her hygiene. I had a post removed for saying the same thing. Someone here's thirsty for pig puss.

I'm not mentioning that though. She just has a very "Suicide girl" look to her, and booze and smokes are the only smell that accompanies that.

 

[UA 674]

She just has a very "Suicide girl" look to her, and booze and smokes are the only smell that accompanies that.

She's not good looking enough to be considered that.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

I'm not mentioning that though. She just has a very "Suicide girl" look to her, and booze and smokes are the only smell that accompanies that.

Don't forget her weird cross eye thing she got going on.
While you goin' to town on her she all cross-eyed and shit. Let that image sink in.

 

[Red Hood]

All this thirstposting over a 3/10. It's Ali Rapp all over again.

 

[Gingervitis]

Fellas. Who would win in a bikini fight between Holly and Heidi?

 

[Niggernerd]

Since everyone's getting way past horny on main, I'll be more standard:

Holly would actually be pretty if not for the fact that she's a whole homewrecker. Like, she's attractive in the "perfectly imperfect" kind of way if you're unaware of the fact that she's a turbo thot that ruined two marriages and will probably leave Jared altogether because she's probably also a generally unstable person that can't even commit to her iniquities.

That-- that's it.

Who could justify cheating on someone who's not only pretty on the outside but also on the inside (defended his standard length weiner on her Twitter.com even though the guy has the gall to divorce her on his Twitter.com) with someone who seems to only be able to look pretty according to a daily dice roll?

yeaaaaaa no. Holly ugly 24/7 my man. Dry flat face like an orangutan and fat. She also has them cross-eyes.