Things you thought about KF before joining

[PT 522]

I used to think Null was a girl.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I used to believe the whole they hate autistic people thing. Then I realized that the Kiwi Farms IS the autism spectrum.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

It was ED, except funnier.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

I thought Kiwi farms at least occasionally A-logged or trolled lolcows directly, and while I'm sure that happens, it isn't a well promoted thing in any notable capacity.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Basically this.

 

[PT 522]

I thought Kiwi farms at least occasionally A-logged or trolled lolcows directly, and while I'm sure that happens, it isn't a well promoted thing in any notable capacity.

Yeah the no contact rules surprised me at first too but they made more sense with time

 

[Guts Gets Some]

They were the organized hub of Chris-chan trolling, for real, as portrayed in Sonichu with the 4 cent garbage building.

 

[Unog]

That it was just lolcows. I was pleasantly surprised that there's other stuff too.

 

[BlancoMailo]

At first, I only heard about KF from a news article talking about this site that doxes and harasses people getting shut down back in Jan 2017, didn't think much of it and just shrugged, figuring gay ops had caught up to someone. About a year later, I saw an discussion with Null and it sounded more like a place for former channers who were too old to bother with ops and raids but still wanted to laugh at internet drama. Of course, once I joined, I realized this was actually a secret gay dating site where we pledge our allegiance to the glorious nation of Israel and its prophet, Benjamin Netanyahu, PBUH.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

There must be a bunch of hackers. Then I noticed it's just a nice community

 

[Some Manajerk]

I thought it was almost all about Chris-Chan, with maybe little bits and pieces dedicated to a few other speds who had caught their attention. then my mind was blown when i cam and lurked for a while, and fought CWC was just a tiny little bit of what KF covered. he wasn't even the only one with his own sub-section!

 

[Clop]

I thought it was an emotional punching bag in a shitty period of time where speech was regulated by amoeba fecal matter.

I still do. Does wonders for stress relief.

 

[IV 445]

I would laugh like mad at some of the comments. Now I’m used to the same jokes, sadly. But still, this is the wonder of free speech in internet form.

 

[Fibonacci]

After reading about Kiwi Farms in the classifieds, I was a bit hesitant at first; however, upon my first visit I was blown away by the product quality and friendliness of the staff. Null himself even welcomed me and personally made sure that my stay here was pleasant and any convenience was handled accordingy. I have since told all of my friends about KF and my family and I will definitely be returning here soon.

Rating: 10/10

Pros:

• Quality assurance
• Amazing customer service!!!
• Clean and organised
• Atmosphere
• Professional

Cons:

• Sometimes a long queue for the chocolate fountain

 

[Safir]

I used to think people here were less exceptional than the general population. Having seen the inner circle, no, we aren't.

 

[Remove Goat]

I thought it was a legitimate site for growing kiwi fruit and raising kiwi birds.

I just wanted some tips to grow tasty fruit, not how to lynch trannies, man.

 

[Rollin' On My Cadillac]

"Where the fuck is the manual to kill trans people??? I've been had!"

 

[Caesare]

I thought the users were ugly because I looked at that Tumblr page that reposted all the pictures that were in the old "post your selfie" thread.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I was sincerely of the belief that there would be way more fruit jokes. In a way, I was right, I guess.

 

[PT 522]

I would say the best part about having a kf account is the amazing pay and benefits.