DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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"the internet can't handle 2 people streaming"
chat: don't you have TWO lines?
"i do but they can't be on the same floor"
nigga what?
Edit: apparently we'd flood kat with"negative shit, if they're negative to me they're gonna be negative to her"
i don't know about you but it sounds like he might be concerned Kat might be more entertaining

I guaran-fucking-tee Kat would get more views than him and she'd probably make a few hundred off trolls tips/cheers the first day.
 
I guaran-fucking-tee Kat would get more views than him and she'd probably make a few hundred off trolls tips/cheers the first day.

Khet will bring in way more than that. I think that if she shows some level of commitment to streaming she will bring in her own paypigs. DSP knows that his bed of lies that he has developed will fall apart. Also he knows that the trolls will get a look at what he has spent on her.

Edit: How hard is it to wash dishes, 25 minutes tops. DSP has a Panini press, off course he should be decent at making them.
 
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Notice how often he mentions the stream being slow. Normal streamers would never mention things like this even once, but mister DarksydePhil has no problem mentioning it at least once every hour, almost like being a television commercial (the power of repetition). Imagine how shameless you must be to present yourself like this on a livestream. Also note that a) this stream was about 5.5 hours in length, including a 1.5 hour pre-stream (start-up music included) and a 25 minute break, and b) I most likely missed a couple of other mentions about the lack of contributions.

Normal streamers (the great majority, not the small percentage who make it big) actually have real jobs and streaming is a passion project / sideline for them. Phil has built his life and finances (including two mortgages, I think?) around people watching him and throwing him money. Any dip in that amount is a nerve-wracking event for Phil, and he has to deal with that each time he streams.

I'm not condoning what he does, mind. More of a rationalization on why he does that.
 
phil stops his stream to go full clown because someone tipped him informing him tevin is watching. yes phil play the court jester for your king

Pretending he freaks out and ending the stream, Totally not a clown

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I know the pig is lying but he should really be grilled over why he and Kat aren't sharing a bank account, especially since she is working full time. It would prevent this bullshit about getting over drafted because she brings in at least 15 dollars an hour.

Thirdeye the Third is currently tipping him over and over for attention, what the fuck.
 
phil stops his stream to go full clown because someone tipped him informing him tevin is watching. yes phil play the court jester for your king

He also legitimately claimed that "making sandwiches" was one of his food-making skills.

Also claimed (again, seriously) that his autograph is worth more than anything Tevin has ever done and punctuated with "SO SUCK ON THAT, BITCH".
 
DSP is a British Cop, "Where's your license mate, I mean Tevin". ::Snorts::

He really wants to hit 500 subs tonight, he is willing to get baited so hard tonight.
 
So the entire stream have ended up being him trying to continue to redeem himself and try shitting on everyone that disagree with him and the suppossed new viewers he thought he was going to get with his little tweet is no where to be seen!

DSP is a British Cop, "Where's your license mate, I mean Tevin". ::Snorts::
Funny how he belived that he can use a game anyway he pleases just because he bought it in a store!
 
The weirdest thing about all of this to me is the whole turning off the recording for YT shit he does when you consider a few things:

1. He knows his entire streams get recorded and any potentially incriminating parts get uploaded to YT anyway.
2. He knows detractor vids get like 20x (on the low end) the views that his own videos get, so more people are going to see what he chooses to not upload.
3. He tries to pull this weird double act of claiming that he mainly "works" for his Twitch audience, and that his YT audience is secondary and the channel is "just an archive", but he'll refuse to do certain things because his YT audience won't understand or care (think the Wings incident during the Dark Souls "Magic" Run where he paused to bitch for like 5 minutes about it).
4. He will routinely pull shit like saying his chat is all agreeing with him when they're obviously in disagreement. An obvious recent example is him save scumming in the DKC games:
--He sort of off-hand asked his chat if they wanted to see him do the same stages without save scumming, or to save scum and make progress, and literally every single person who responded said they would rather him not save scum, but he then announces that everyone in stream chat wants him to make progress and "have fun, not struggle with the same stages".
--He talks to this invisible YT audience that he says he doesn't care about when every single person in his stream chat can tell that he's obviously lying, because they're reading what he's contradicting. And on top of that, he has no connection with this invisible audience because he has his comments disabled. It's just fucking bizarre, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO, PHIL?

It's just so fucking weird. I mean, it's not hard to presume why he does it, but why blatantly lie about the shit to your Twitch audience when they're sitting there disagreeing with him in his face. He just pretends they don't exist. Twitch obviously brings in more money than YT does, why would you try to still cater to YT when all the shit you're trying to do to save face by not recording/acknowledging certain things ends up on there anyway and viewed by a much larger audience?
His YouTube made him a minimum of between $35K and $50K last year. . .minimum. It's anywhere from like 1/3rd to close to half his income. As much as he bitches, whines, memes, and talks shit about it (and as completely retarded as this sounds) in Phil's own delusional mind he is 'working as hard as he can' to put out the 'highest quality, raw, unedited gameplay experiences' that he is capable of. Phil genuinely thinks he puts out a highly unique and technically high quality YouTube video product that he deserves to be compensated for by at least double to triple this amount, so he keep doing it 'the same way I've always done it' in hopes that somehow his YouTube bucks will go back to that level.
He blames YouTube for his ad revenue going down and he blames YouTube for his views going down, so he narcissistically doesn't change his 'product' to "prove" it is (((their))) fault because if he were to change and his situation improved he would have to accept personal responsibility for things he's fucking up.
He did nothing wrong and he's being punished for it, so won't you please open your hearts and wallets to this poor abused man and TIP HIM today? He gets that money right away, so tipping him helps the most.
He could lose his house if he misses one payment, ignore that there is a federal mandate that requires 120 days of non-payment before foreclosure proceedings can be initiated, that's just more slander and lies from people who've tried to murder him and his then fiancé. Also ignore that what he technically makes now are called 'Longplays' and there is nothing unique about what he does except that he creates the shittyest Longplays.
 
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Not really, tbh. He's gotten like $30 in cheers, no subs in chat (some behind the scenes), and apparently $26 in tips.

I think that a whale is going to come in with some gifted subs either tonight to tomorrow to push him over 500. DSP is due for some of that.
 
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Hardly, he's making good coin from all the tevin watchers tipping and cheering at him.
Doesn’t change the fact he got visibly angry when someone brought up the empty game case.

Also since when does buying a game mean you buy the license to stream it?

What is the sub goal even? Is it the same goal as last month that he just rolled over?
It’s the same as last month, I’m guessing most of these are gifted subscribers he’s like 40ish over last time I noticed, sounds a little 2 organic for the gout man
 
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