...he can barely stay conscious and he didn't get a lick of sleep last night. Okay.
Regarding inheritance speculation. Phil's mom doesn't work. She allegedly had a beautician licence in the 70's, but she was a stay at home mom in everything I've heard. She is also a heavy smoker according to Phil. Current info says smokes are around $10 a pack in Connecticut. Phil's dad makes pretty good money, but he has only had this job for a few years and had to start over and doesn't make the same as his 20 year legacy helicopter job. While Phil's dad was looking for work after the helicopter plant, Phil states his dad cashed in his retirement to support his mom.
I don't know what kind of inheritance people think Phil is going to get. I don't imagine it's going to be some sort of windfall that will save him. I imagine he got more money from Emerald7 than he will get from ma and pa burnell
We all know fuck boy is taking a few days off with Kat and staying in a Twitch funded Hotel suite in downtown Seattle.
We also know a begathon of epic proportions will commence once Kat returns to Ultra and the arms of Jim and he can con the dupes for sympathy bucks since he caught Malaria while on Safari in the Belgian Congo...
Philliam thought process
Taking a few days off to chill with my wife
= zero sympathy & zero donations
Knees weak, eyelids heavy, vomiting my homemade spaghetti. I’m Deathly ill..
= mega sympathy & excuse for PBS pledge drive
As far as 10 years down the road and “10 year retirement plan”. We ALL know Phillip is an immortal piece of shit. Period.
The Plan?
1) He will fly to Stratford on the Concorde in order to harvest Ma and Pa’s organs while their bodies are still warm, then sell them to Chinese traffickers for Phat cash.
2) The husks will be donated to the local community college medical department to avoid funeral costs.
3) The house, the car, Every drop of furniture, every fucking picture , every tiny thing Ma and Pa worked for their entire lives will be sold for premium prices to net maximum profit.
4) Phillip the greedy space Jew has taken out multiple life insurance policies for each parent and will hound the companies mercilessly until the checks clear.
5) A cry/snort/whine so loud heard around the world that people will think the trumpets of Gabriel are blowing signaling the apocalypse. This, ladies and gentlemen will be the pity/drama/begathon so vast, so epic, that fuck boy will crash Twitter servers with the ‘woe is me’ tweets.
WEEKS of making himself the victim and center of attention all while racking in record profits in donations.
6) A gofundme, indiegogo, etc whatever hustle platforms can be utilized to scam even more sympathy bucks...for funeral costs. Oh, Pa racked up 800,000 in debt that his beleaguered son has to pay off (
sad dramatic snort)
7) Some time off from Twitch and other social media....so he can “heal”....in Lagos, at a beach front resort.
Death is just the beginning.
Never let a tragedy go to waste.
Phillip truly is an evil, heartless degenerate sociopath. The only tear he would ever shed is if one of the life insurance companies find out he lied about the pre existing smoking Ma Burnell had and refuse to honor the policy.
Other than that Phillip sits, he waits, he snorts, he begs.
