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After his prestream, DSP takes his usual post-prestream pre-gameplay 5 minute break. It was actually a 10 minute break.
During that silent break, an idiot tosses $100 into DSP's tin cup.

LoganPaultheWolverine donated $100!
Hello Phil, I absolutely enjoy your content and this is my tip to you because you need it, you were ill and for the possibility to play Plague of Innocence. Is it hard to operate a job where it is dependent on constant funds?


10 minutes later - after a sleep-inducing story about trying out game sharing Rage 2 with his wife, DarksydeKat, and after he leans into the microphone to pigsnort, and after he takes a sip and then leans into the microphone to make sure that his paypigs can hear him swish the liquid around in his mouth - DSP replies.

"You guys need to hear me talk, to do a valid gameplay stream!"
*LEANS INTO THE MICROPHONE*
*PIGSNORT*
*LEANS CLOSER INTO THE MICROPHONE*
*LIP SMACK!*
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What makes your posts so funny is that *LIPS SMACK*,*MINI SNORT* and other DSPisms are not added for the meme,he truly does that when you said he did.
 
I just listened to the english version of plastic love. The song reminded me of how sad it must have been for Leanna to have her romance with Phil gone. I know they seem like two fuck ups but at one point I believe they loved each other. A woman loves a man on another level and when her heart is truly shattered it's devastating.

Plastic love basically is the story of a woman who fell in love, got dumped and filled her void with meaningless things like partying, fancy shoes and dresses. She goes throughout her young life going from admirer to admirer, never finding the love she lost. In the end, if you read the Japanese literal translation, she walks in the highway or in manner that is dangerous. The last lines- "Half-asleep I hear a sigh, hear a voice speak whispers best ignored Should I even bother though, yes or no: don’t worry!"

On a more joyous note- Did Dark really think that the Projared thing would give him a boost? Did he do this as some sort of beg preping?
 
On a more joyous note- Did Dark really think that the Projared thing would give him a boost? Did he do this as some sort of beg preping?
It was a hot topic and he wanted to spin the attention to him and somehow get something out of it. Along with someone bringing up the fact that even ProJared took a jab at him years ago, he had to "lay down the law" on someone who's already on the ground with all their bones broken.

But DSP isn't about drama or anything, never was, ever. But fuck me if that blue hair muppet gets another celebrity dual stream going or Pewdiepie makes fun of him; he will let you know how he feels.
 
Phil can literally do whatever the fuck he wants but he's such an autistic creature of habit it probably actually hurts him to change his schedule. Wings for example will stream at 5am because he can't fall asleep or end the stream in an hour after ragequitting. One of the main points of getting twitch bux/self employment is you are the boss but Phil acts like he has 3 layers of upper management LMAO.
 
I don't know why this idiot doesn't just declare bankruptcy already. His credit is going to be shit if he stops paying for the CT khando anyway. He might as well wipe out all his credit card debt and move forward. He could keep the WA property and his car and basically start over. To keep fighting this shit is probably only delaying the inevitable.
I've went into some detail on this, but the primary takeaway is that for DSP to declare bankruptcy he'd be put on a 3-5 year payment plan for his credit card debt where he'd be paying the same amount if not more towards his credit card debt than he is now. DSP has been pretty consistent with his "If it doesn't help me right now it doesn't help me at all," mindset.
 
I've went into some detail on this, but the primary takeaway is that for DSP to declare bankruptcy he'd be put on a 3-5 year payment plan for his credit card debt where he'd be paying the same amount if not more towards his credit card debt than he is now. DSP has been pretty consistent with his "If it doesn't help me right now it doesn't help me at all," mindset.
Also, not that he probably has many options to do so left if he's telling even a half-truth, but it'd also obliterate any chance he had of taking out further lines of credit. God forbid he not be able to charge necessary luxuries like his monthly trip to the stylist to have his rapidly-vanishing coif trimmed.
 
Phil can literally do whatever the fuck he wants but he's such an autistic creature of habit it probably actually hurts him to change his schedule. Wings for example will stream at 5am because he can't fall asleep or end the stream in an hour after ragequitting. One of the main points of getting twitch bux/self employment is you are the boss but Phil acts like he has 3 layers of upper management LMAO.

I think he sticks to his autistic schedule cause he thinks this is a real adult business. He wants to pretend he does a 9-5.
 
He's openly admitted to it. Also said he pays his taxes with credit cards making the last two years of "taxes" fundraising even more baffling.
Well, the 2017-18 fundraiser money got spent moving The SoulMaid halfway across the country and buying her new clothes, shoes, a new phone and new household items* in Feb. Thus, he had to put his taxes on a credit card when April rolled around. Nothing he could do!

*Based off of D$P's claim that all new Christmas tree decorations 'had' to be bought due to the old ones no longer being suitable for hanging on a SoulMaid tree, I wager all new towels and bedding needed to be purchased.
 
Phil can literally do whatever the fuck he wants but he's such an autistic creature of habit it probably actually hurts him to change his schedule. Wings for example will stream at 5am because he can't fall asleep or end the stream in an hour after ragequitting. One of the main points of getting twitch bux/self employment is you are the boss but Phil acts like he has 3 layers of upper management LMAO.

"Uh, guys, I'm gonna have to just leave the console on until tomorrow's stream because I'm uh... **nervous laugh** I'm outta' time! Just being honest. I've got some thawed out turkey burger patties I have to throw in a frying pan for 5 minutes because I'm cooking tonight, not muh gorl, uh, I mean whyfe, Khet."

He works 12 hours a day, d00d, you just don't get it. Besides, if he streamed for more than 6 hours at a time (with a 30 minute break in there), he could literally die! You're trying to kill him by giving him blood clots!

Well, the 2017-18 fundraiser money got spent moving The SoulMaid halfway across the country and buying her new clothes, shoes, a new phone and new household items* in Feb. Thus, he had to put his taxes on a credit card when April rolled around. Nothing he could do!

*Based off of D$P's claim that all new Christmas tree decorations 'had' to be bought due to the old ones no longer being suitable for hanging on a SoulMaid tree, I wager all new towels and bedding needed to be purchased.

I always assumed household items were what he got during his weekly supply trips that he gets during his errands in the house, at the local variety store, and at the local grocery store (being local is very important).

This d00d makes grocery shopping sound like he's gathering shit wholesale to supply a fucking Mission in Africa or some shit, it's fucking ridiculous.
 
I always assumed household items were what he got during his weekly supply trips that he gets during his errands both in the house, the local variety store, and the local grocery store (being local is very important).

This d00d makes grocery shopping sound like he's gathering shit wholesale to supply a fucking Mission in Africa or some shit, it's fucking ridiculous.
I don't understand a two person household 'needing' to go grocery shopping every single week when no one in the house is eating salads, fresh vegetables or drinking m.i.l.k. Seeing as the turkey burgers he buys are frozen, preformed patties and the chicken is precooked, precut frozen strips what exactly are they buying that is so perishable?
 
I always assumed household items were what he got during his weekly supply trips that he gets during his errands in the house, at the local variety store, and at the local grocery store (being local is very important).

This d00d makes grocery shopping sound like he's gathering shit wholesale to supply a fucking Mission in Africa or some shit, it's fucking ridiculous.
I'd bet a paycheck that Phil has next to zero staples in his house at any given time. Mil.k and/or butter maybe, but rice? Bread? Beans, canned or otherwise? Not a chance. His meals come from boxes, bags, or wrappers. Silage for the modern pigroach.

EDIT: Dear Leader's information control makes the sun rise and set.
 
I'd bet a paycheck that Phil has next to zero staples in his house at any given time. Mil.k and/or butter maybe, but rice? Bread? Beans, canned or otherwise? Not a chance. His meals come from boxes, bags, or wrappers. Silage for the modern pigroach.

EDIT: Dear Leader's information control makes the sun rise and set.
A skim of his instagram shows literally zero mi.lk. He claims he doesn't eat breakfast most days and every meal has either soda or a mixed drink in front of it. He's never mentioned eating sandwiches so bread might be out.

He 100% buys prepared square lumps of meat once a week, and buys a new batch when they expire.

I'd love to know what the cashier thinks when a corpse and a rapidly decaying woman show up every week to buy a cart of assorted meat patties and 3 handles of liquor.
 
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