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Good news folks, he's toughing it out to stream today. He's still sick, but he's going to tough it out. He's toughing it out. Yes, that's right he was in such excruciating that he didn't get a lick of sleep while barely able to stay concious and suffering from bizarre fever dreams...but he's toughing it out. He's going to tough it out. ( He literally said this phrase over and over and over )
 
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Raven'sChild said:
Good news folks, he's toughing it out to stream today. He's still sick, but he's going to tough it out. He's toughing it out. Yes, that's right he was in such excruciating that he didn't get a lick of sleep while barely able to stay concious and suffering from bizarre fever dreams...but he's toughing it out. He's going to tough it out. ( He literally said this phrase over and over and over )
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Stunning and brave godspeed DSP :(
EDIT: Oh god dammit he sounds perfectly normal i was hoping for some Sick ASMR. He subverted my god damn expectations :(
 
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Hahaha. Excruciating pain. What a big fucking baby(though I know he's being dramatic). Can't make it seem like its a slight feeling of being uncomfortable because he needs a reason to not stream, but has to make it sound bed bounding to where he cannot even play videogames.

KingjadVCMP said:
To me this is very revealing - to push back so hard on this that he lashes out like this probably means people were somewhat accurate with spotting the pattern.

A perfectly normal person would laugh, say "wow that's a weird coincidence but I guess I'm usually ill this time of year" or something like that. Phil's anger at such an observation when it can be easily dismissed and laughed off? I reckon his childish insults towards people daring to simply pay attention and observe his words just dug his own hole he can't get out.

Final note: if detractors are fucked up for looking up something he done a year ago how fucked up is Phil for this sort of behaviour? Using Phil's logic that's all sorts of messed-up.
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As King said, we're apparently the fucked up ones tracing to a year back of his documented tweets and recordings, but he's the perfectly sane one for going three years back for a tweet on ProJared.
 
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Slander Man said:
Holy shit listen to him fake his illness IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE https://twitter.com/GoutSydePhil/status/1129107155574042624?s=19
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He's like the average 10-year-old kid faking an illness to skip school or some shit, almost to the point of sticking a thermometer into a cup of warm tea and showing it on camera so everyone can see how bad his fever is.

I mean, I'm not saying he doesn't have a (very mild) cold, but it sure as hell looks like he's exaggerating it for pity points because of missing a day of income. His voice also shows not a single sign of being unable to function 24 hours ago, as he claims it was.

Uploaded the clip to KF for the sake of archiving, btw.

 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
As King said, we're apparently the fucked up ones tracing to a year back of his documented tweets and recordings, but he's the perfectly sane one for going three years back for a tweet on ProJared.
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You'd think he'd use that as a learning experience and stop broadcasting his bullshit all day, every day, thereby making it easier to lie (or at least easier to avoid scrutiny - we're way too autistic not to at least speculate) but someone's gotta play those video games.

Bitch.
 
Eugene Drizzledick said:
Phil's already got $200 today. As always, he wins again.
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Between cheers, subs, and tips, today is barely above average. The majority of his tips (like $170 out of $184) came from a whopping 4 people, 2 of whom are consistent tippers. Further, his sub total is where it started today, and he got pretty much nothing yesterday (and will get nothing tomorrow). I'll go ahead and make an easy prediction here: he'll have his tip totals up promptly on June 1. He's not winning shit.

Edit: I'm not 100% sure I buy that $100 tip either, tbh. The message was a little too on the nose. If someone troll tipped and wants to PM me (with proof it was a troll tip), please do so.
 
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Between cheers, subs, and tips, today is barely above average. The majority of his tips (like $170 out of $184) came from a whopping 4 people, 2 of whom are consistent tippers. Further, his sub total is where it started today, and he got pretty much nothing yesterday (and will get nothing tomorrow). I'll go ahead and make an easy prediction here: he'll have his tip totals up promptly on June 1. He's not winning shit.

Edit: I'm not 100% sure I buy that $100 tip either, tbh. The message was a little too on the nose. If someone troll tipped and wants to PM me (with proof it was a troll tip), please do so.
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No proof to back me up, but that username makes me think chargeback tip.

Logan Paul = Phil hates Logan Paul
the Wolverine = Phil meme
 
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Sparkletor said:
No proof to back me up, but that username makes me think chargeback tip.

Logan Paul = Phil hates Logan Paul
the Wolverine = Phil meme
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I agree it looks like a troll tip, but I'd be wary giving that kind of money. Phil will fight that and will dox him if he loses.
 
God, I'm a colossal baby when it comes to having a sore throat. Like, I'd rather be throwing up and have diarrhea than have a sore throat.

But, Dave makes me seem like the patron Saint of sore throat tolerance with his much he bitches about his throat and when it gets mildly irritated. This nibba needs to take a daily Allegra, drink more water, and lay off the gin. That alone would help with his post snorting drip.
 
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