[Confirmed] Chris's recent Walmart altercation - Updated

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I sincerely hope this is untrue. Because if it is true, it's un-fucking-believable. Even coming from Chris. It's barely been a week since he was arrested for macing somebody, and he's not only still going to stores armed with it, he's threatening to use it again.

If anyone had any doubts, this (assuming it's true) pretty much confirms it - Chris is never going to learn anything. The best we can hope for is that some time in general pop scares him back into line like the child he is.
 
In this case, I'm going to hope for the best - that Chris didn't get into another altercation - until the report is confirmed otherwise.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Yeah, up until now I've never been an advocate of gaol for Chris, but if these reports are true, he really and truly can't control himself anymore.
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Agreed, but I'm not sure if jail is the right place for him right now. I think they send him to a psych ward for a year or two. Then see if that helps if not then send him to prison.
 
I feel as though now would be the perfect time for a return of Liquid Chris, a Chris of a more wholesome time. This new usurper violent tranny Chris would be exposed for the imposter they are.
 
Salmo said:
I feel as though now would be the perfect time for a return of Liquid Chris, a Chris of a more wholesome time. This new usurper violent tranny Chris would be exposed for the imposter they are.
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Yeah, even looking back at Chris's videos from just a few years ago, it's hard to comprehend just how far he's fallen. It doesn't seem so long ago he was an unintentionally funny, angry, sexually confused, but ultimately harmless man. Now, he's one of the most harmful types of person - the armed coward.
 
Male Idiot said:
As far as Chris getting into jail, I don't think it will cause much good. There are some suspicions as to what will happen, depending on what facility he gets in:
-Chris is locked up all day and goes crazy and even more broken.
-Chris gets beaten up/raped/killed by hardcore criminals.
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Chris isn't going to "federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison", for the last time. It will be a state prison, and they'll also probably give Chris the first decent haircut he's had in years.
 
Not to be negative here, but what's the over/under on Chris threatening people turning into him getting beaten up? It's one thing for a Gamestop employee to take a pepper spray blast while Chris is running out of the store, but quite another if Chris does that to the wrong person and ends up getting stomped or worse.
 
Leave it to Chris to not only stand out at Wal-Mart, but to get banned, and not only get banned, but get arrested... Over blue... fucking... arms...
 
This is about three months earlier than I predicted, if any of it is true. At this point, it's ... well, neither outcome would surprise me and yet I'd not be ready for them either.
 
dabluearmedbandit said:
I'm gonna doubt this is true until we have more solid confirmation, but if it is I believe the end of the CWCiverse is nigh. Make peace with your GodBears, people.
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Chris was seen at walmart causing a scene. I believe that. I don't know about the rest of the details though.
 
CuriousBystander said:
Yeah, everything was business as usual until Bob passed. It wasn't until after his death that Chris started getting in trouble with the law.
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Except for Target and the tons on sausages pressed on his hog-timed body. And the time the police were called during a post-ban Game Place scuffle.
 
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