Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Damaged Goods]

Only Jack would be angry that he has to cook his pocket bacon in batches. A normal human being only eats like 4-6 strips of bacon with some other shit, but then Jack's not normal anymore. Not since his body was slowly taken over by famine ghosts at least. Also, you have one grease trap for microwave bacon, you don't need any more since they work on the same principle. Is he just too fucking lazy to clean out the grease?

You clearly don't understand his very strict diet.
Bacon = keto friendly
Grease = keto friendly

It's hard to adhere to such healthy practices every day but Jack, with the strength Jesus grants him, soldiers on nonetheless. Amen.

 

[Adamska]

He's cooking it at 250 in the oven, wtf. Who does this??

I actually do this. I use it to reverse-sear steak (giving both sides a minute or two on the pan afterwards) and it comes out quite nicely when you do this since you can control doneness and give more time for seasoning to meet the meat. Think of it as a simpler and lazier, if less controllable way to do sous-vide.

No idea why this fucking idiot is using a pie tin though. I blame the strokes.

This dude cooking his steak to 144, before resting... Tells us to rest a steak from 15-30 minutes. Who rests a steak for 30 minutes???

No sane human because you only need to let it sit for five minutes or so. You let full roasts sit for that long, but not a steak.

As for my own comments, it's hilarious Jack is pretending he likes to cook low and slow. That's one of the biggest lies he's ever tried to blatantly state on a video. He also had to cut his reaction to the pan cooked steak too, meaning he probably didn't like how it turned out but ate it like a desperate pig anyway. Also I'll note both steaks look closer to medium well than medium rare, the graying tells me this.

 

[Long Sun]

Lets have an example of "low and slow" for someone who not a total moron

How to Reverse-Sear a Steak

Reverse-sear with bonus butter baste. This video was made in response to the Reddit AMA question: what's your favorite way to cook a steak? Recipe: https://w...

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[Mesosalpinx]

Crit1kal getting a second serving of Jack

 

[JackDavis]

Yikes. So that's why he disables Likes/Dislikes now.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Yikes. So that's why he disables Likes/Dislikes now.

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Did he ever show up?

 

[Aaway]

Did he ever show up?

i don't think so because the video still says "waiting for cooking with jack"

maybe no one was stupid enough to actually spend money on that. or maybe he suffered another stroke. knowing how lazy jack is he probably just decided to sleep in

 

[JackDavis]

Did he ever show up?

Looks like he did show up

Also looks like only one other person showed up besides him.

This is the whole chat log for the ~1 hour stream.

Sorry for double post, but.. yeah... He explains why he disabled comments on his videos and there's two reasons. One is to dunk on the haters, and the other reason is... a bit stranger.

 

[Adamska]

Sorry for double post, but.. yeah... He explains why he disabled comments on his videos and there's two reasons. One is to dunk on the haters, and the other reason is... a bit stranger.

Jack Scalfani: using his phantom fanbase to project the buttery tears he spews whenever someone calls his food shit.

Also rather fitting he seems to draw pedophiles.

 

[Aaway]

"there's been some underage stuff being posted....some rude, crude comments, so if i have a kid in my video...they'll post something crude and that'll get my video flagged."

lolwut? what does that even mean? first of all, i never remember seeing any comments of that sort ever posted in jack's comment section. and second, when has he ever had kids in his videos in the past year or so? jack jr is not a kid anymore. come on jack, you could've made up something far more believable than that

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Looks like he did show up

Also looks like only one other person showed up besides him.

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This is the whole chat log for the ~1 hour stream.

Sorry for double post, but.. yeah... He explains why he disabled comments on his videos and there's two reasons. One is to dunk on the haters, and the other reason is... a bit stranger.

There's some underage stuff going on in my chat

There had to be a better way to voice that lie.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Looks like he did show up

Also looks like only one other person showed up besides him.

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This is the whole chat log for the ~1 hour stream.

Sorry for double post, but.. yeah... He explains why he disabled comments on his videos and there's two reasons. One is to dunk on the haters, and the other reason is... a bit stranger.

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Personally, I get all my illegal child related content from cooking show youtube comment sections.

 

[Zero fks to give]

There's some underage stuff going on in my chat

There had to be a better way to voice that lie.

I thought the gold in this video is the announcement he's writing a book on how to be successful on you tube!

 

[Damaged Goods]

So is anyone else amazed that he has 400k subscribers? It's double of what he had when this thread was started. That's a lot of hatewatchers

 

[LiquidKid]

So is anyone else amazed that he has 400k subscribers? It's double of what he had when this thread was started. That's a lot of hatewatchers

I honestly think it’s like Joey’s World, people attracted to an obese man stuffing his face with food that no ordinary human would eat.

 

[Religion is Dead]

There's some underage stuff going on in my chat

There had to be a better way to voice that lie.

That's how we can tell his brain is all fucked up from the strokes. What he probably meant to say was that people were being childish in the comments, what with people asking if he was still on keto (which he clearly isn't).

 

[captkrisma]

That's how we can tell his brain is all fucked up from the strokes. What he probably meant to say was that people were being childish in the comments, what with people asking if he was still on keto (which he clearly isn't).

Imma press [x] to doubt on this one. Jack consistantly has at least one thing fucked up in his recipies per video. It's his own game for the channel, find the thing he fucked up. So to keep from people correcting his mistakes, he just turns the comments off. He can parse Facebook comments easier than old YouTube comments.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Imma press [x] to doubt on this one. Jack consistantly has at least one thing fucked up in his recipies per video. It's his own game for the channel, find the thing he fucked up. So to keep from people correcting his mistakes, he just turns the comments off. He can parse Facebook comments easier than old YouTube comments.

I think so too. And the "underage stuff" was his rеtarded way of referring to the latest youtube controversy (demonetization of entire channels due to pedo timestamps in the comments) because he couldn't come up with a better excuse.

 

[Aaway]

That's how we can tell his brain is all fucked up from the strokes. What he probably meant to say was that people were being childish in the comments, what with people asking if he was still on keto (which he clearly isn't).

i disagree

he turned off his comments because 1. he's a bitch who can't handle at criticism and 2. he was clearly getting tired of all the "wait, i thought you were on keto" and "jack if you keep eating this way you'll suffer another stroke" comments. he pretty much mentioned reason #1 in his livestream when he said he turned them off to tune out the "haters" but obviously he's gonna lie about the second reason, hence the ridiculous underage comments crap

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Yet Another Giveaway.....!

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How generous, thanks jack!