[Confirmed] Chris's recent Walmart altercation - Updated

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EDIT: just checked Vine. His status is still "Out of Custody"
Which means he's either fine.....or he is On the Run and is halfway to Illinois by now.
If he's in custody I don't think that you're entitled to one phone call plus one status update. Aside, it's my gut instinct that he's not in jail.
I also get the feeling that of all the banning incidents we've heard about, they're really just the tip of the iceberg and getting thrown out of stores is as natural to chris as breathing.
 
18 pages strong based on an unconfirmed report of Chris being Chris that may or may not have happened. And back in the day we bitched about threads about hot wings being too long, now we're packing it in based on a speculation.

......annnd because I said that, it'll be confirmed within the hour.

Anyway, if it does become fact, I hope the jail he gets to sit in until his hearing allows limited internet access. I don't want the last thing we hear from Chris be about Charlie's Horse. Talk about an anticlimactic way to go out.
I think some jail time would do CWC some good.
 
I wonder if Chris realises he's off to the clink, so he thinks he's going to die there and is taking this chance to get revenge on as many companies that have slighted him as possible.

Look out Michael! Chris is coming for you again! Why do you think Barb really kept the minivan?...
 
- The Internet is really only good for about 5 or 6 things: porn, free music, cat pictures, some other stuff, and rampant uninformed speculation. As long as each is contained in their own area, it's fine.

- Big stores like Walmart deal with ranting crazies all the time, and unless they are breaking stuff or can't be shooed out quickly, they'll just let it play itself out without the cops.

- Chris probably won't get more than probation and mandatory counseling. These crimes just aren't serious enough to warrant much jail time in 2015. If he does get time, it won't be nearly as much as outlined in the original hearing.

- Whatever the outcome of whatever criminal proceedings, Chris won't go to 'prison', meaning those big compounds in the middle of nowhere like Oz. He would do his time in the local/county jail, unless the jail is overcrowded and they have to send him somewhere else to stay.

But, I do find this shit fascinating and want to see where it all turns out. I really hope one of his meltdowns is caught on security camera or somebody's cell phone.
 
And so Chris' legend did grow, until there were Chris sightings all over town and nary a soul could leave home without fear of running into the great Chris'tard. Many words of speculation were written. So many, that they too became legend.
 
I have the police dispatch.

"Trespassing at the Wal-Mart. Just spoke to the manager. Got a customer in the hardware department that told them he had pepper spray. He's a white male in an orange cap and a white sweatshirt."

Yep, that's Chris.

EDIT: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/uncon...-walmart-altercation.6871/page-19#post-473075
 
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Well I Just Called Central Virgina Jail And He Is Not There As Well. The Only Other Two He'd Be In Would Be Middle River Regional Or Rockingham but those seem two far away.
Easy there--if Chris was arrested, they would let him simmer in the local police station at least until some paperwork was processed, not send him upstate to a state jail.

Personally, I think he is in some sort of custody--this Vine thing seems to be not entirely accurate in the past, and if Chris just left, he'd be making a Facebook post right now.

Edit: I wrote this before the police scanner post
 
Chris is straight up assaulting people. He will be viewed as dangerous to the public the second time around. While a judge might say "fine, but now it's a shit ton higher", it's very likely the judge will just say "fuck it, stay here until your trial".
Allegedly.

Actually, not even allegedly. He assaulted someone once. We know that.

We have good reason to believe he may have caused another scene. If he was banned from the store, this could be a case of trespassing. Probably a fairly minor one, and only an issue if Wal-mart wants to make it one.

We have rumours he may have mentioned the pepper spray. This could be construed as a threat, which would be a more serious crime. But we don't know exactly what he said. Threatening someone is a crime, but when someone is charged with it, the court needs to parse their language very carefully. Even if we assume Chris said something about pepper-spray it is very difficult to speculate whether or not it is a threat if we don't know what he said.

We have absolutely no reason to believe he committed a second assault. Actually, we have good reason to suspect he didn't. If the person who texted Thetan said "he is yelling about pepper spray" then he probably didn't use the spray (or at least she didn't see or hear of him using it) or the story would be "he used pepper spray".

If he was arrested again, I think it could lead to revokation of bail, even if it was only a case of trespassing and making a nuisance. The reason I think this is that the GameStop incident began as trespassing and making a nuisance in a place he was banned from. That incident escalated, so a judge might feel that even if this one didn't, it is evidence that he is continuing this behaviour, and the next time he might escalalate. He may be considered an immediate threat to the public (or at least immediate concern if you think threat is too strong a word).

On the other hand, we don't know if the police are involved. The poor chumps working the Wal-mart games section may have managed to get him out reasonably quickly. If they didn't know about his previous arrest, they might have thought that it was a minor problem properly dealt with at that point. Involving the police at that point would just be a pain in their ass.

As time goes on, and all the dedicated Christorians haven't rooted out that he was arrested, I become more and more convinced that he wasn't.

Edit: This was written without reading the scanner post too. Please ignore parts of it accordingly.
 
This confirmed. I have the police dispatch.

"Trespassing at the Wal-Mart. Just spoke to the manager. Got a customer in the hardware department that told them he had pepper spray. He's a white male in an orange cap and a white sweatshirt."

Yep, that's Chris.

Hardware department? Not the Electronics department or Women's Wear?
 
This confirmed. I have the police dispatch.

"Trespassing at the Wal-Mart. Just spoke to the manager. Got a customer in the hardware department that told them he had pepper spray. He's a white male in an orange cap and a white sweatshirt."

Yep, that's Chris.
Well... I'll believe it when I hear the stream. But given that, plus Thetan's report, I think we can call it confirmed.

EDIT: And now the stream's up. Will advise when analysis complete.
 
OK, I'm pretty convinced Chris was reported trespassing in a WalMart, and that he claimed to have pepper spray.

I've yet to see any evidence he has been arrested or is in jail.
 
I'll post more once I can find a relevant end point. There's a lot more traffic than last time and the recording quality is just as bad so it's going to take a little to find that point.
 
Oh lawdy... I call 2015 to be the end of Chris at this rate. He's not going to be able to attend Slutwalk soon if he keeps up.
 
Well I called both the Charlottesville and Central VA regional jails and Chris ain't there so maybe they ain't got a warrant yet
 
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