Jeffery Allen / Gottfried Roser / Grandmaster Roser / Talon Combat System / Roser Martial Arts Center - "Most Dangerous Man on The Planet," Mall Ninja, Military Trained Keyboard Warrior

GlueStick said:
They were driving an old blue mustang and looked like early 20's. They drove by twice. Once while I was inside and the second time when I was picking up the chipotle grill trash off my front yard.
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And they said.....?
 
Kiomei said:
Hey @GlueStick can I ask why Monica decided to hire you just out of curiosity? Frankly, she should have remained at KamehaCon but would love to hear your side of the story.
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I was hired by a 3rd party contractor. She was at Doc's Comics because she did not want to have contact with someone she said was harassing her. Not my care really, I just like money.

A2P said:
Did they yell out "This is MAGA country" too?
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ah....no, one did call me a bendejo. LOL>
 
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GlueStick said:
Balh, blah, blah, screaming, the farm will get you motherfucker, eat shit.....blah, blah, blah. I laughed at first but then it hit me about my personal info being exposed here on the kiwifarm and I lost my shit.
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Uh-huh. Were you in full flecktarn at the time or not? Is that why they got away?
 
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GlueStick said:
Balh, blah, blah, screaming, the farm will get you motherfucker, eat shit.....blah, blah, blah. I laughed at first but then it hit me about my personal info being exposed here on the kiwifarm and I lost my shit.
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I have an extremely hard time to believe this story at all. Why would "The Farms" get you and for what? For being a mall ninja at comic shop singing session?
 
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GlueStick said:
No, They something about the farm and I finally put it together when I came on here.
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What's weird about that is that last time we had someone stupid enough to turn up at a lolcows house they stole their trash. Dumping trash and yelling out shit wouldn't benefit us in any way.

btw, if it's info we can find through Google, it's already public.
 
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GlueStick said:
I was hired by a 3rd party contractor. She was at Doc's Comics because she did not want to have contact with someone she said was harassing her. Not my care really, I just like money.
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Everybody likes money. How much are your rates per hour?

Did you enjoy the job, should have been pretty easy money?
 
Urbanmech said:
Whoa Coast Guard that's the coast guard
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Coast Guard actually does shit since they're also federal law enforcement. Like if some American was trying to set up a casino in Tonga the Coast Guard would be out there tard wrangling them while the Air Force would still be playing Xbox all day.

@GlueStick you should have done what Don Black (Stormfront guy) did and overthrew the government of Tonga if you wanted an offshore casino.
 
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GlueStick said:
Just like the other people who tried to defame me on the internet, you also will be dealt with legally.
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Hey Jeff were you compensated in a timely fashion for the Rial protective detail? If yes was it entirely in US legal tender or was a portion of the payment in jellybeans?

At any point during your contract did you witness the presence of:

  • A hybrid lifeform that seemed to be part Homo sapiens and part Glycine max? May have been busy entering 1990s IRC smileys into his/her phone
  • A man with a partly-gnawed set of footwear looking for "my child bride and Mandingo"?
  • A presenting-female individual with arms that did not fit into the event venue?
Thanks for the info.

p.s. Unless you have more clout than the sovereign state of New Zealand I am unoptimistic about the chances of your dox coming down off the site.
 
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Jub-Jub said:
Everybody likes money. How much are your rates per hour?

Did you enjoy the job, should have been pretty easy money?
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easy money. A very low rate at $65/hour for 7 hours. I usually don't go that low but it was an easy gig and I thought it would be fun. There were actually 2 of us and then Monica had about 4 of her personal friends there as well helping her with stuff. I also got a free Dr. Pepper out of it. so there ya go.
 
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