Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[cubesandcubes]

I wonder if any of the women Chris has been associated have been afflicted with some sort of fetish regarding certain aspects of him....

Perhaps, something along the lines of: "Dear, the next time we make love could you not shower for a couple of days and spray yourself with this can of AXE body spray and wear a stained, brightly colored thrift store shirt and a yellow medallion made out of plasticine and talk in an affectless monotone about something called Sonichu and yell my name exactly 3 times in the same affectless voice when you achieve "completion" and then stare at me without making eye contact and talk about Sonichu some more."

 

[KatsuKitty]

I wonder if any of the women Chris has been associated have been afflicted with some sort of fetish regarding certain aspects of him....

Perhaps, something along the lines of: "Dear, the next time we make love could you not shower for a couple of days and spray yourself with this can of AXE body spray and wear a stained, brightly colored thrift store shirt and a yellow medallion made out of plasticine and talk in an affectless monotone about something called Sonichu and yell my name exactly 3 times in the same affectless voice when you achieve "completion" and then stare at me without making eye contact and talk about Sonichu some more."

You are aware no real woman has actually liked Chris, right? Except maybe the Wallflower, but his creepiness would've driven her off before the trolls did.

 

[cubesandcubes]

You are aware no real woman has actually liked Chris, right? Except maybe the Wallflower, but his creepiness would've driven her off before the trolls did.

Some types of fetishism ARE an admixture of disgust and fascination.

You are aware no real woman has actually liked Chris, right?...

Chris sustained a fairly long (in Chrisological terms, anyway) relationship with Megan and Vivian became interested in him after he became a "famous" artist...

NOTE: I AM NOT saying that there is any evidence that this is the case for either of the aforementioned people. I am speculating in a more general way. The idea just made me laugh...

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I wonder if any of the women Chris has been associated have been afflicted with some sort of fetish regarding certain aspects of him....

Perhaps, something along the lines of: "Dear, the next time we make love could you not shower for a couple of days and spray yourself with this can of AXE body spray and wear a stained, brightly colored thrift store shirt and a yellow medallion made out of plasticine and talk in an affectless monotone about something called Sonichu and yell my name exactly 3 times in the same affectless voice when you achieve "completion" and then stare at me without making eye contact and talk about Sonichu some more."

Chris does seem to leave his mark on women. I heard that Emily gets super pissed when someone stress sighs thanks to her exposure to Chris. It makes you wonder if Megan wakes in the middle of the night next to her Nazi femdom galpal crying because she can still hear Chris going "Hmyeah"

 

[cubesandcubes]

I wonder if any of the women Chris has been associated have been afflicted with some sort of fetish regarding certain aspects of him....

Perhaps, something along the lines of: "Dear, the next time we make love could you not shower for a couple of days and spray yourself with this can of AXE body spray and wear a stained, brightly colored thrift store shirt and a yellow medallion made out of plasticine and talk in an affectless monotone about something called Sonichu and yell my name exactly 3 times in the same affectless voice when you achieve "completion" and then stare at me without making eye contact and talk about Sonichu some more."

Chris does seem to leave his mark on women. I heard that Emily gets super pissed when someone stress sighs thanks to her exposure to Chris. It makes you wonder if Megan wakes in the middle of the night next to her Nazi femdom galpal crying because she can still hear Chris going "Hmyeah"

I'm just saying that there COULD BE some fascination in addition to the horror....

 

[Meh]

What if Chris actually attempted to make profit off of Sonichu? I know he would get sued but what would be a worse case scenario?

 

[Hyperion]

What if Chris actually attempted to make profit off of Sonichu? I know he would get sued but what would be a worse case scenario?

I wonder if he'll have to go to Japan for the hearings...

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris actually attempted to make profit off of Sonichu? I know he would get sued but what would be a worse case scenario?

Eh, he probably wouldn't get sued. He could publish most of his comics legally. The first Sonichu comic might be kinda iffy, but otherwise he'd be OK.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

I found a psychology term that describes Chris very well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Querulant

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

It sounds like Borb a bit more than it does Chris, given that I can't think of any lawsuits that he himself has ever bothered to file -- it's always been Borb abusing the court system over petty shit.

 

[Thepicklesuit]

Sorry if this has been mentioned before. I was reading an article that Chris posted by Sega they mentioned that horrible people have latched on to Sonic. Do you guys believe that there's a very slim chance that they seen Chris fanart? I'm not saying that they are doing away without Sonic just because of Chris but its something to think about.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

There was a video in which Sega was giving away yellow Sonics and the girl jokingly referred to it as Sonichu.

Yes, Sonic fanboys probably have probably seen Sonichu, although they either ignore it or find it revolting. I don't think many have white knighted Chris.

 

[murdoc]

After seeing the butchered hair in the mirror, I was soo in shock, I wield the double-edge sword I have been holding in for weeks since a much earlier fit of emotional rage of hers. I called her a Bitch. With her as a bitch, that makes me a son of a bitch, and it hurts me deep too.

i didn't put this in the email dump thread because i have no insights to provide or comments to make. just look at it. look at it

 

[Varis]

Probably not the right thread to ask this, but I'm stumped...

I remember seeing screenshots of Chris' 3D self, possibly on PlayStation Home, being harassed by women in striped shirts. Some of the shots have him sitting in a corner and facing the wall, and I really want to use one as my avatar. I'm starting to wonder if this encounter was fake, however, because I can't find the pictures anywhere.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

There was a video in which Sega was giving away yellow Sonics and the girl jokingly referred to it as Sonichu.

Yes, Sonic fanboys probably have probably seen Sonichu, although they either ignore it or find it revolting. I don't think many have white knighted Chris.

It also goes beyond just Sega. I remember a 1up Retronauts podcast where Bob Mackey was talking about sending in envelope art. Scott Sharkey followed it up with a Sonichu joke. So yeah, Sonichu seems to be known within at least some corners of games journalism.

Probably not the right thread to ask this, but I'm stumped...

I remember seeing screenshots of Chris' 3D self, possibly on PlayStation Home, being harassed by women in striped shirts. Some of the shots have him sitting in a corner and facing the wall, and I really want to use one as my avatar. I'm starting to wonder if this encounter was fake, however, because I can't find the pictures anywhere.

I have never seen this but by god I hope it is legit.

 

[Varis]

Probably not the right thread to ask this, but I'm stumped...

I remember seeing screenshots of Chris' 3D self, possibly on PlayStation Home, being harassed by women in striped shirts. Some of the shots have him sitting in a corner and facing the wall, and I really want to use one as my avatar. I'm starting to wonder if this encounter was fake, however, because I can't find the pictures anywhere.

I have never seen this but by god I hope it is legit.

Now that I read the timeline more carefully, I found a mention of it in December 2010. No pics though.

edit: Eventually found the one I was looking for. Woo! I'll share it with you too.

 

[Asperchu's Joyboy]

I have a question about why did Chris decided to grow a goatee awhile back? I can't find much about it on the CWCki other than the video of him shaving it off, did Chris grow it thinking he'd look manly with it or did trolls convinced him to grow one?

If I remember correctly, he wanted to distinguish himself from the real CWC then everybody started calling him IBA.

 

[Henry Bemis]

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Note the subtle yet damning turn of phrase on "the money is wasted on him." See, it's the government's fault that he keeps throwing his tugboat away; if only they wouldn't send so much.

 

[CatParty]

i was just laughing over chris chan's idea of seinfeld talking about him

"[Pantomimes holding a mic, attempts to impersonate Jerry Seinfeld] Ah yeah, so I just recently been introduced to this uh, autistic, uh, boy- this autistic teenage boy here. And uh, and we sai- you know, I was introduced, so he opened up to me right away. And then I- and then- later, like I- later at this picnic, this community picnic, he uh, I see him- I see him- I see him over there and he wants to find- he wants to meet himself a lady, so he's hanging out over there. And I don't see him talking to the ladies, he just uh, he's just uh, smiling and being silent. I mean, he ain't gonna go anywhere unless he talks to- unless he talks to ladies, but then again that's part of the autism right there. He just tends to blank out when he's not introduced to people. Because he's scared of the uh, unknown. That's very common amongst the autistic people. And I'll tell you something else. Today's society where everybody is glued to their computers and internet and all that, they're definitely closing themselves off from society. It's like they're becoming autistics themselves. I mean, if they're definitely not glued in front of their computer they're definitely about as blank as that au- that little teenage boy was. "

he was not at all teenaged when he came up with this drivel

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I have a question about why did Chris decided to grow a goatee awhile back? I can't find much about it on the CWCki other than the video of him shaving it off, did Chris grow it thinking he'd look manly with it or did trolls convinced him to grow one?

If I remember correctly, he wanted to distinguish himself from the real CWC then everybody started calling him IBA.

Pretty much any time he changes is look is to either distinguish himself from someone else (the goatee) or to hide from the trolls (tomgirl).