Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

bungholio said:
CatParty said:
Henry Bemis said:
"Hmm, can I have her number?"


doesn't he just freeze up and his mind go blanker when he sees an attractive woman?

This leads me to another random question....

If his ego is so big, and he thinks he's so good looking...I wonder why he was so shy around girls irl? (as he has claimed)

You'd think those factors would give him some kind of permanent "liquid courage" or something.
He's a tremendous pussy. Also he's lazy.
 
I kind of wonder how many random phone calls he would get per day back in the golden days of CWC, and how many times his voicemail box was full from all sorts of :julay: 's. Did he keep his cell off or did he let it ring all day because he liked the sound of his rad Britney Spear's ringtone?
 
Great Unclean Chris said:
Does Chris lurk on this forum (if there is anyway of knowing)?

Pretty sure it says that he does on the CWCki page on the CWCki.
 
One thing I've recently noticed is that when Chris is accused of having a certain trait, he sometimes responds by claiming to have the opposite trait. For example, when Jackie accused him of being apathetic, he claimed he was empathetic.
 
trombonista said:
One thing I've recently noticed is that when Chris is accused of having a certain trait, he sometimes responds by claiming to have the opposite trait. For example, when Jackie accused him of being apathetic, he claimed he was empathetic.
He has the exact same reaction to being called fat. Also gay, whatever that says about him.
 
I know we're supposed to keep discussions about his body to a minimum...but the lack of muscle he has is amazing.
 
I wonder what Chris got Barb for Mother's Day.
 
I can only imagine what Chris would've been like growing up now and watching anime like Gurren Lagann, Attack on Titan, Daily Lives of High School Boys, and whatnot, yknow actual anime, instead of 4kids dubs of Yu-Gi-Oh, DBZ, Pokemon and Sailor Moon.

This isn't a "What It?" question, I'm just trying to imagine just how different he'd be.

Also, did he ever address that Freudian slip of "Create a Queer" instead of "Create a Bear?" :pickle:
 
BigBoss said:
I can only imagine what Chris would've been like growing up now and watching anime like Gurren Lagann, Attack on Titan, Daily Lives of High School Boys, and whatnot, yknow actual anime, instead of 4kids dubs of Yu-Gi-Oh, DBZ, Pokemon and Sailor Moon.

This isn't a "What It?" question, I'm just trying to imagine just how different he'd be.
He's seen a few more genuine (is that how you'd characterize the difference?) animes. I think he'd just have to somehow go out of his way to acquire them. He might be able to get them easier nowadays on netflix? Do they have things like that on netflix?

BigBoss said:
Also, did he ever address that Freudian slip of "Create a Queer" instead of "Create a Bear?" :pickle:
I wouldn't call that a freudian slip. It sounded more like "crear" than "queer." Like a kr sound instead of kw.
 
Marvin said:
genuine (is that how you'd characterize the difference?) animes.
The "proper" term in the industry and fandom is late-night anime. Any anime not directly targeted towards kids airs between 10 PM and 3 AM-ish. (Though Gurren Lagann had a prime time slot, oddly.)

Marvin said:
He might be able to get them easier nowadays on netflix? Do they have things like that on netflix?
They do! Netflix streaming is pretty much nothing but dubs though, at least last I checked.

/animu faggotry
 
Three things.

1: Where is Liquid (Jeff) now? Does he remember trolling Chris? Does he get any public attention for it (Having someone recognize him on the street)?

2: Did Chris ever watch Alec's (Fatman's) response to his calling-out?

3: What happened to Son-Chu (If you haven't heard, Son-Chu has not appeared to be driven in a while, due to mechanical problems, because we all know he well Chris treats his vehicles, given the overdue oil changes, but I want specifics.)
 
KFC said:
Three things.

1: Where is Liquid (Jeff) now? Does he remember trolling Chris? Does he get any public attention for it (Having someone recognize him on the street)?

2: Did Chris ever watch Alec's (Fatman's) response to his calling-out?

3: What happened to Son-Chu (If you haven't heard, Son-Chu has not appeared to be driven in a while, due to mechanical problems, because we all know he well Chris treats his vehicles, given the overdue oil changes, but I want specifics.)

1. Liquid OPL was exposed as Jeff during the Calling Out videos, and thus scared off the internet and out of existence. His whereabouts are unknown.

2. Chris is a fat man.

3. After the Aerostar killed Snyder, it was taken back to 14 Branchland Ct where it ate Son-chu and the Mitsubishi, hungry for more victims.
 
Mr. 0 said:
3. After the Aerostar killed Snyder, it was taken back to 14 Branchland Ct where it ate Son-chu and the Mitsubishi, hungry for more victims.
The Aerostar is hungry for the Cadillac, BMW and Honda, and will eventually become Chris-chan's sole source of shelter.
 
Stratochu said:
Mr. 0 said:
3. After the Aerostar killed Snyder, it was taken back to 14 Branchland Ct where it ate Son-chu and the Mitsubishi, hungry for more victims.
The Aerostar is hungry for the Cadillac, BMW and Honda, and will eventually become Our Pet Lolcow's sole source of shelter.

If Barb doesn't hoard it first. And she most likely will, as Chris attempts (and fails) to argue with her over this while the Aerostar digs up Patti.
 
The voice at 52:52 from the audio of [cwc]Julie Reveals Herself [/cwc] sounds like [cwc]Matthew Devoria[/cwc]. Anyone else agree? ("Troll: Yeah, this is going kinda crazy. I mean, you sounded like a thirteen-year-old booy, and Chris kinda fell for thaat...")

[youtube]Aq9Lepe1xjs[/youtube]
 
Holdek said:
The voice at 52:52 from the audio of [cwc]Julie Reveals Herself [/cwc] sounds like [cwc]Matthew Devoria[/cwc]. Anyone else agree? ("Troll: Yeah, this is going kinda crazy. I mean, you sounded like a thirteen-year-old booy, and Chris kinda fell for thaat...")

[youtube]Aq9Lepe1xjs[/youtube]
Nah, that's actually a different troll.
 
Mr. 0 said:
Stratochu said:
Mr. 0 said:
3. After the Aerostar killed Snyder, it was taken back to 14 Branchland Ct where it ate Son-chu and the Mitsubishi, hungry for more victims.
The Aerostar is hungry for the Cadillac, BMW and Honda, and will eventually become Our Pet Lolcow's sole source of shelter.

If Barb doesn't hoard it first. And she most likely will, as Chris attempts (and fails) to argue with her over this while the Aerostar digs up Patti.
I seriously wonder if Chris-chan thinks the Aerostar is a troll because it failed to kill Snyder.
 
Stratochu said:
Mr. 0 said:
Stratochu said:
The Aerostar is hungry for the Cadillac, BMW and Honda, and will eventually become Our Pet Lolcow's sole source of shelter.

If Barb doesn't hoard it first. And she most likely will, as Chris attempts (and fails) to argue with her over this while the Aerostar digs up Patti.
I seriously wonder if Our Pet Lolcow thinks the Aerostar is a troll because it failed to kill Snyder.

The dealer's probably a troll for giving them a faulty Aerostar in the first place. The dealership of course, being owned (formerly managed) by Michael Snyder. Bet he never thought that would bite him in the :pickle:.
 
Mr. 0 said:
Stratochu said:
I seriously wonder if Our Pet Lolcow thinks the Aerostar is a troll because it failed to kill Snyder.

The dealer's probably a troll for giving them a faulty Aerostar in the first place. The dealership of course, being owned (formerly managed) by Michael Snyder. Bet he never thought that would bite him in the :pickle:.
I think it was a POS that Bob bought to move his and CWC's stuff back from Richmond, but according to what I got from a pic of a very frail-looking Patti in the Aerostar with a 2000 inspection sticker, I think they put it in the backyard of 14BC after that, then when they needed it again since it would be easy for Bob to get into (just walk in, no stooping or bending), got it inspected and barely running.
 
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