Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Holdek]

I seriously wonder if Our Pet Lolcow thinks the Aerostar is a troll because it failed to kill Snyder.

The dealer's probably a troll for giving them a faulty Aerostar in the first place. The dealership of course, being owned (formerly managed) by Michael Snyder. Bet he never thought that would bite him in the .

I think it was a POS that Bob bought to move his and CWC's stuff back from Richmond, but according to what I got from a pic of a very frail-looking Patti in the Aerostar with a 2000 inspection sticker, I think they put it in the backyard of 14BC after that, then when they needed it again since it would be easy for Bob to get into (just walk in, no stooping or bending), got it inspected and barely running.

What's the deal with white trash and parking their cars in the yard? Why don't they use a driveway or park it on the street?

 

[Marvin]

The dealer's probably a troll for giving them a faulty Aerostar in the first place. The dealership of course, being owned (formerly managed) by Michael Snyder. Bet he never thought that would bite him in the .

I think it was a POS that Bob bought to move his and CWC's stuff back from Richmond, but according to what I got from a pic of a very frail-looking Patti in the Aerostar with a 2000 inspection sticker, I think they put it in the backyard of 14BC after that, then when they needed it again since it would be easy for Bob to get into (just walk in, no stooping or bending), got it inspected and barely running.

What's the deal with white trash and parking their cars in the yard? Why don't they use a driveway or park it on the street?

Heh, well, they have too many cars to fit them all in the driveway.

Edit: or they don't have room to park it on the street.

 

[DutchLurker]

Complaints from the neighbourhood about the cars blocking the street? Vandalism? Or simply because they have the room?

 

[Mr. 0]

By now they'll be keeping their vehicles close by in case the street turns into a troll.

 

[Holdek]

Complaints from the neighbourhood about the cars blocking the street? Vandalism? Or simply because they have the room?

I'm not saying parking it in the middle of the street in a way that would block it. Like on the side of the street. In my experience, neighbors complain more if your cars are parked in your yard than in the street.

 

[CatParty]

Complaints from the neighbourhood about the cars blocking the street? Vandalism? Or simply because they have the room?

I'm not saying parking it in the middle of the street in a way that would block it. Like on the side of the street. In my experience, neighbors complain more if your cars are parked in your yard than in the street.

because your neighbors are more than likely civilized

 

[Henry Bemis]

Complaints from the neighbourhood about the cars blocking the street? Vandalism? Or simply because they have the room?

I'm sure Ruckersville is home to some lovely individuals, but that they're vigilant about some cars blocking off a cul-de-sac doesn't immediately spring to mind.

 

[Holdek]

Hmm. Since Chris didn't know what tolls were before his OH trip, I wonder if when the first booth operator told him, "You have to pay the toll to continue," Chris thought he said, "You have to pay the troll to continue" and raged a bit before being educated about how some roads are funded.

 

[cypocryphy]

Does Chris know how to swim?

 

[Holdek]

Does Chris know how to swim?

He would float pretty easily, being such a fatty fat. But I think he's more likely to 'tard flail instead.

 

[CatParty]

Does Chris know how to swim?

He would float pretty easily, being such a fatty fat. But I think he's more likely to 'tard flail instead.

by his showering habits, it can be implied that he is scared of water.

 

[Long Sun]

Sometime Chris related things make me want to do a bit of real legal reseach, today I got a bit of smile that I use Quicklaw to do that digging, Chris would use CWClaw

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Does Chris know how to swim?

He would float pretty easily, being such a fatty fat. But I think he's more likely to 'tard flail instead.

by his showering habits, it can be implied that he is scared of water.

Nah, he actually complained about a wadding pool that needed to be bigger.

(Now, since Im not a native english speaker, help me here...arent wadding pools intended for children? :? )

I can imagine Chris getting into a public pool and the water beggining to turn yellow around him (if not brown) and everybody slowly getting the hell out... And of top of that, given his no-male-chest-exposed policy and his tomgirlism, all of this while wearing a slutty trikini


On another issue, the recent facebook dump reminded me (since this part was already leaked) about Chris retarded idea of the Mythbusters investigating the (retarded) "Camel milk cures autism" myth. Yeah Chris, that would be perfectly entertaining and appropiate on a show that is pretty much based around blowing stuff up, you egocentric idiot...can you imagine it?

Jamie: So, we have here as a guest star the internet famous high functioning autistic Christopher Ricardo Christian Kaka Weston Chandler, who will help us test the myth of camel milk curing autism! Hello Chris!

Chris: Hmmm...

Jamie: Ok, here is the camel milk, please try some of it.

(Chris takes a sip)

.......

.......

.......

.......

(Chris loudly belches)

.......

.......

.......

Chris: Hmmm....it goes down salty

.......

.......

Jamie: ........

Adam: ........

Adam: So.....are you.......feeling less retarded?

Chris: Hmmm....yeah...

 

[snowkitten91]

by his showering habits, it can be implied that he is scared of water.

Sonic is scared of water, so it would make sense.

 

[CatParty]

by his showering habits, it can be implied that he is scared of water.

Sonic is scared of water, so it would make sense.

I bet American Rabbit would shower.

 

[Holdek]

He would float pretty easily, being such a fatty fat. But I think he's more likely to 'tard flail instead.

by his showering habits, it can be implied that he is scared of water.

Nah, he actually complained about a wadding pool that needed to be bigger.

(Now, since Im not a native english speaker, help me here...arent wadding pools intended for children? :? )

I think so. And maybe old folks? In any event, good catch, as it probably indicates he can't swim, as I believe they are like swimming pools only shallow enough the whole way that if you stand up your head will always be above water.

 

[Stratochu]

Just occurred to me that Chris-chan is similar to Bobby Joe Long (1980s serial killer) in some ways:

Creepy relationship with mom
School issues
Not able to hold down job
Crossdressing
Tenuous relationship with someone else well-known (Chris-chan to Cole Smithey, BJL to Henry Lee Lucas)
Anger issues
Owns a poorly maintained, fairly new car (we can guess that Chris-chan's 1997 Cadillac Seville has engine and electrical problems like Bobby Joe Long's 1978 Dodge Magnum, which had to be pushed out of the Chanel Williams, Karen Dinsfriend and Elizabeth Loudenback crime scenes so that a tow truck could retrieve the car with no suspicions, and which had 3 different kinds of tires, in 1984)
Dysfunctional family
Racist
Education in something of little worth that was never put to use
From rural southeast US

Anyone not noticed these common traits between Chris-chan and Bobby Joe Long? Bobby Joe got lots of (illegal and legal) china, got married and had kids, and killed at least 10 people (possibly more in West Virginia and California, that he hasn't confessed to), all unlike CWC, but yet there are these many similarities.

 

[cubesandcubes]

"The Wallflower"/Damien Antaria's real name

Is "The Wallflower"/Damien Antaria's real name Dana Mahari?

 

[champthom]

Re: "The Wallflower"/Damien Antaria's real name

Is "The Wallflower"/Damien Antaria's real name Dana Mahari?

No. You know Chris has said her name in at least one video, I think, we just don't mention it as she asked nicely and frankly, having to put up being hit on by Chris is enough punishment.

 

[cubesandcubes]

Re: "The Wallflower"/Damien Antaria's real name

Is "The Wallflower"/Damien Antaria's real name Dana Mahari?

No. You know Chris has said her name in at least one video, I think, we just don't mention it as she asked nicely and frankly, having to put up being hit on by Chris is enough punishment.

I was wondering because Dana Mahari mentions seeing Chris at a group of some kind. Was this the Young Adult group where Chris met the Wallflower?