Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

Is Chris house about to colapse?
I mean, I don´t know where see those photos of Chris house with window sized holes, but I´m pretty interested how he could handle a situation like this (ignoring his mom´s intervention)
 
Any estimates as to what cup size Chris' [cwc]bra[/cwc] is?
 
I bet he's a C cup. (a C cup in the USA anyway, I know it varies by country?)
 
To Chris' credit, it seems that he's willing to accept a Sweetheart From the Ground Up with a smaller cup size than him.
 
bungholio said:
I bet he's a C cup. (a C cup in the USA anyway, I know it varies by country?)
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:( That's pretty big for a man.
 
Has if been confirmed that Manchester high actually had a 10 year reunion and Chris just didn't know about it?
 
Descent said:
Has if been confirmed that Manchester high actually had a 10 year reunion and Chris just didn't know about it?
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I don't remember where it was, but yeah, I think that was confirmed.
 
I just took another look at the pictures from the Facebook leak and I saw that in some of the Lego pictures (on the outer wall of Chris's Leg house), he has "Rockersville, VA". Rockersville, with an O. Do you guys think this is another CWCism or just a typo?
 
Lucrid said:
I just took another look at the pictures from the Facebook leak and I saw that in some of the Lego pictures (on the outer wall of Chris's Leg house), he has "Rockersville, VA". Rockersville, with an O. Do you guys think this is another CWCism or just a typo?
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The 'o' and 'u' are not too far separated on a smartphone keyboard, and considering his lack of coordination and pudgy fingers (not to mention a disregard for non-automated spell-checking), I'd call it a typo.
 
I noticed a (very) minor improvement on Chris...now when he doesnt know a word he looks it up (ad nauseam, empirical.......although in both cases he utterly failed in understanding anything and came up with his own wrong and retarded definitions <sigh>)

Back in the mailbag era, he used to do this, wich was kind of annoying:

Some guy on a mailbag said:
From: Billy Herrington <broaniki@gmail.com>
Hi there, I have been a fan of yours for 2 weeks now. I just saw your exercise videos and I have to say they are very inspiring. I decided to be a bodybuilder, so I would like to know: 1) How many pounds can you lift? 2) I eat McDonald's almost every day, is this a recommended diet for a weight lifter? 3) Which is better to wear? A Sports bra or a wife beater?
-Signed, Billy Herrington
PS- I am also an amateur artist so I drew you with muscles. In a perfect world, everybody would have muscles. I included Asperchu because according to the ads, you look like you're friends with him. Peace and good luck.
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Chris said:
1) well over 100 lbs. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA) 2) eat more fruit and veggies, and drink plenty of water. 3) Sports Bra. W.T.F. is a "wife beater"?
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Some guy on a mailbag said:
From: Kali Smith <kali.kitsune@hotmail.com>
It's obvious that you've igrnor my previous email regarding Simonchu...
Prove that you're the honest man you claim to be an screencap the data information on your first upload of Simonlia IF you want to prove to your fans that you're telling the truth.
All though you're probably avoiding this because you can't prove that you made her before Simonchu.

Your Drifting Fan, Kali Smith
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Chris said:
What is "An Screencap"?
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(There is also when he interpreted the term "benevolent" as "derogatory" too)

Really Chris?....you can take your sweet time to answer an email, and you are already sitting your fat ass in front of a computer...can't you fucking google it, you goddamn ape?
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
W.T.F. is a "wife beater"?
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This type of shirt is called a wife beater, assuming you're commenting on Chris' response and it wasn't something he actually said himself.
 
Uhh...yeah, I know, I know, I was quoting Chris responding (As well as "What is "An Screencap"?" wich is also from him), that was the point actually, Chris not bothering to just do a quick google search. (I just edited my previous post to clarify this adding names to the quotes)
 
Why was the computer that Chris would use located in the kitchen instead of his room? Did his parents ever use it?
 
ZapToTheExtreme said:
Why was the computer that Chris would use located in the kitchen instead of his room? Did his parents ever use it?
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i don't think they mass debated much.
 
Personally, I wonder if Barb convinced Chris that Megan was a troll or if he achieved a new level of insanity and brushes off the fact that he posted SheCameForCWC.jpg and ruined the closest thing he had to a TRUE and HONEST friendship?

I am tempted to ask if Chris has lost the plot but I think that ship has sailed years ago...

Christ-ian said:
Do we have any info on the hambeast aside from what's on thee wiki?
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I think there is more info about CWC out there but it is either info yet to be released (private e-mails, for instance) but I think the CWCki is your one stop shop for all things Christorical simply because CWCki editors do a damned good job keeping it up to date (relatively).
 
Does Chris actually believe that ED/CWCki is full of lies, or does he just want other people to believe that?

I have a hard time telling when his memory is being legitimately bad as opposed to just selective.
 
rocket said:
Does Chris actually believe that ED/CWCki is full of lies, or does he just want other people to believe that?

I have a hard time telling when his memory is being legitimately bad as opposed to just selective.
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By "lies" he just means things that displease him. So any sort of inaccuracies or even just interpreting a given set of facts in a way that doesn't benefit Chris would piss him off and he'd call them lies.

I think that he'd recognize that most of the things in the cwcki happened factually, but he'd say he was tricked and whine and stuff like that.
 
Marvin said:
rocket said:
Does Chris actually believe that ED/CWCki is full of lies, or does he just want other people to believe that?

I have a hard time telling when his memory is being legitimately bad as opposed to just selective.
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By "lies" he just means things that displease him. So any sort of inaccuracies or even just interpreting a given set of facts in a way that doesn't benefit Chris would piss him off and he'd call them lies.

I think that he'd recognize that most of the things in the cwcki happened factually, but he'd say he was tricked and whine and stuff like that.
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Much in the way he blames the Pickle Man tricking him for his noods leaking in his Crash Into Slumber video.
 
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