[Confirmed] Chris's recent Walmart altercation - Updated

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jc17 said:
How is it humanly possible for someone to fuck up so much so frequently on such asinine levels? Good god all mighty, and this idiot wants to raise a child...
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The dream no-one want's to see become reality. Except Chris.
 
Good heavens! I do hope this isn't true.

Just my two cents, this may not be about sonics arms or any real reason. Chris might just be lashing out in anger and frustration, and not know how to handle his emotions.

Not to be mean, but I do wonder why Barb isn't keeping Chris locked up, like "Crunch" from the goonies?
 
I wish people would stop saying "prison". Chris, even if he does serve time, will NOT be going to prison. He'll serve his time in jail, not prison. Prison is for serious crimes for serious offenders. Jail is for minor offenders for minor felonies and misdemeanors. Chris isn't a rapist, murderer, drug dealer or anything like that, he just pepper sprayed some poor bloke and trespassed/vandalized a few places. He'll spend any time he serves in the county clink, not prison.
 
Gonna guess the thought process here is "I have 'power' with this spray, better flaunt it what could go wro-what do you mean I'm under arrest again?"
The Dude said:
Chris isn't a rapist, murderer, drug dealer or anything like that.
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Oh I dunno, if that Pocket Knife of his and those fangs... pft no, couldn't keep a straight face.:P
 
The Dude said:
I wish people would stop saying "prison". Chris, even if he does serve time, will NOT be going to prison. He'll serve his time in jail, not prison. Prison is for serious crimes for serious offenders. Jail is for minor offenders for minor felonies and misdemeanors. Chris isn't a rapist, murderer, drug dealer or anything like that, he just pepper sprayed some poor bloke and trespassed/vandalized a few places. He'll spend any time he serves in the county clink, not prison.
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Maybe his eval will actually happen this time and he's put in a ward instead.
 
Marvin said:
Eh, the previous psychiatric evaluation's conclusion was correct: Chris is capable of controlling himself, he just chooses not to.
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Still doesn't mean the court can't order a second opinion.
 
It's time to close the "Trolling Ethics/Debate" thread, because no manner of outside trolling is as cruel or unusual as the way Chris trolls himself.
 
JPetro said:
I'd say lifetime achievement but that'd be saying Chris has achieved something other than getting himself in trouble at every wal-mart near him.
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At this point, I'm beginning to believe that Chris thinks life is a video game, and he's currently in a mad dash to earn achievements. Let's take a look at the list so far:

No Longer a Virgin with Rage! - Lose your most hated virginity
Am I a Pretty Girl? - Start the Tomgirl Saga
This Bird you cannot Cage! - Avoid starting being sentenced to jail before 2014
100% Hand Drawn - Sell at least 5 pieces of ORIGINAL, HAND-DRAWN artwork on E-Bay
Banhammer Blues - Get banned from 10 hangouts
Begone, Jerkops! - Avoid capture by at least 5 Jerkops
I activate....the Autism Card! - Using social media, blame at least 20 troublesome incidents on Autism
Nobody to blame but.... - Using social media, blame yourself at least once.
I'll be in your Dreams....- Creep out at least 5 potential sweethearts
A little pepper for your pickle - Acquire the "Pepper Spray" and use it at least once on a sterotypical brute MALE

Unearned:

Need a Cute Girl My Age! - Acquire a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart that isn't a SLANDEROUS TROLL
Enter Crystal! - Unlock: "Crystal Weston Chandler"
Reginald Sneasel? - Unlock: "Reginald Chandler"
Justice for Chris-Chan!: Start the Jailbird Saga
 
JudgeDredd said:
I've already called albernale he ain't there.
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JudgeDredd said:
Well I called both the Charlottesville and Central VA regional jails and Chris ain't there so maybe they ain't got a warrant yet
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We keep telling people not to call and annoy law enforcement over something that will come to light anyway. Stop it.

Nobody call in over this shit. The people you are bugging have jobs to do, and it is a waste of their time.
 
Hellblazer said:
We keep telling people not to call and annoy law enforcement over something that will come to light anyway. Stop it.

Nobody call in over this shit. The people you are bugging have jobs to do, and it is a waste of their time.
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Plus, the poor Walmart employees have enough to deal with, even before factoring in Chris. Some poor bastard is getting JULAY'd to death right now.
 
Hellblazer said:
We keep telling people not to call and annoy law enforcement over something that will come to light anyway. Stop it.

Nobody call in over this shit. The people you are bugging have jobs to do, and it is a waste of their time.
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That is ween behavior if ever I saw it, anyway.
The only time you should call the police is if Chris actually does something to break the law. Doubly so if somebody gets hurt in the process.
 
sasazuka said:
I don't know what Walmarts are like in Virginia, but, where I am (Canada), yeah, the hardware department is close to the electronics department. Like, they have the electronics department, then the photo lab (for stores that still have them), then the paint section, and then automotive and hardware.
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I worked in a wal-mart for about two years about 20 miles away from where this happened, and although I cannot verify the wal-mart there is like that, the one I worked at and most of the wal-marts I've been to were in fact designed like that.
 
blackie toy said:
Initial speculation: Might Chris have bought the mace at Wal-mart and be complaining about how he got in trouble for using it to "defend" himself?
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I haven't gotten through the whole thread yet, but I'm inclined to say that this might be the case, or specifically, he's trying to return it. I know that Chris has done all sorts of shady business with return related scams, like I think he talked about how he'd buy a game, get the DLC, then return the game with the DLC code used up. I can easily see Chris try to return pepper spray that'll probably be evidence for his court appearance. There's a reason why all sales of guns are final at Wal Mart stores - because they don't want someone to use one of their guns to murder someone, then return it to a store and ask for their money back.
 
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