DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Once his parents die and his wife leaves him, he's going to be so utterly alone and cut off from society. He will devolve into a truly horrifying creature.

So He'll turn into Gollum or goutlum?

 

[Phil Factor]

I feel like in another 15 years, he'll still be begging and streaming slouched over his gouty loveseat still playing video games badly.

Day 9126 of the legacy

"And before we start our gameplay of Rage 6 just a quick reminder that you CAN support me on this stream through subbing, cheering, or the best possible way - tipping."

"No vote_democrat khet is not in the house today she had to take the cats to get their annual haircut since our hair dresser doesn't work on Thursdays."

 

[Toilet Man]

So He'll turn into Gollum or goutlum?

"Okay so, we got a cheer from Android Psycho Shocker, umm, he's saying I look like Gaahllum? [goat laugh] oh my gahd..."

 

[gaarashatan]

"Okay so, we got a cheer from Android Psycho Shocker, umm, he's saying I look like Gaahllum? [goat laugh] oh my gahd..."

i can see it, lose his hair, and become even more anti social. dude would be a creep. beyond a creep

 

[Heckler1]

i can see it, lose his hair, and become even more anti social. dude would be a creep. beyond a creep

Nah, he'll fundraise for a MEDICAL EMERGENREE and get hair restoration surgery. And then claim that his barber fixed his hairline that his nudnig mother gave him.

 

[Leafonthewind]

Not that I'm away of. You can give money to whomever you please, but people typically think of giving to non-profit charities when they hear donations. Plus, you presuambly got something, entertainment, for the money you give.

It's almost entirely on a tax level. Donations can be tax deductible for the donator, tips can't be. Tips are also something that you are supposed to declare on your taxes if you receive them, as they are extra income. If you tip your barber they are supposed to declare that, but you can't write that off on your taxes.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Could you imagine DSP in 10 years? Surely the soulmaid will have left him by then and he'll be nearing 50. Imagining an almost 50 year old man e-begging and talking shit about whoever the new wave of big content creators will be at the time is one of the saddest things I can imagine. Fuck just think in 20 years if Phil is still around we'll be getting begathons for his retirement funds.

Though, could you still see all of us still talking about him on KF?

I want to say no, we''re better than that. But....

 

[Eugene Drizzledick]

Though, could you still see all of us still talking about him on KF?

I want to say no, we''re better than that. But....

Phil becomes more of an anomaly everyday. He'll never cease being a fascinating shitshow.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Someone cheered and asked Phil if he ever mentioned that he wants to have his own business


"I have a BUSINESS right now, I have been a SELF-EMPLOYED BUSINESS OWNER since fucking 2011, go figure that out"

Interestingly, he considered DSPEmpire a business, but not "his own business"? He has to start his own business? Did he co-own this with someone?

Might just be my autistic nerve though

Phil then added

"What I meant was that I want to have some non-gaming related business, like my own Italian restaurant, you know what I mean?" *Snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

Chat as usual, laughing at his stupidity

 

[bearsintrees]

It's fun and interesting to watch other streamers endlessly flaunt their wealth (Kripp also recently bought a Porsche Cayenne, has a gorgeous house that makes Phil's condo look like a shared college apartment, and regularly just doesn't stream because he doesn't want to) because they're in full sellout mode, with several #ad streams a week, even more #ad tweets, and even gets paid by Blizzard to play their game and sell more cards to children.

But no one cares about him being a sellout and a corporate puppet, because he isn't shy about it. He's never gone on hundreds of rants about other SHILLS ruining twitch. He's just quietly one of them. And a millionaire because of it.

It's amazing what Phil's being an asshole for years about people he's jealous of has done to his potential revenue streams. He's legit the only dude with 500 subs on Twitch who doesn't get free games from publishers. Phil's too deep in his own hypocrisy that even if "trolls" weren't stopping his sponsored streams, he looks like a coward and a liar every time he overreaches trying to get paid.

With your foot in your mouth, you can never run and catch up.

 

[actually]

Well, someone finally got Phil to spill at least some of the beans on his "behind the scenes" stress. He's trying to unload his CT condo. His plan?

1) Stop paying on the CT condo.
2) Get bank to either just take it or offer up a payment plan or something.
3) Declare bankruptcy.

Not considered? Selling the WAkhando and using the likely profits from that to discharge a ton of debt while downsizing to a more reasonable place.

Edit: Also still adamantly denying that a baby is involved and says that neither he nor Kat want kids.

Edit 2: He's working as much as he possibly can

 

[bearsintrees]

1) Stop paying on the CT condo.
2) Get bank to either just take it or offer up a payment plan or something.

That's just...the mortgage, Phil. If anything they'd expedite it and you'd owe more each month...What?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil just went on a rant after someone asked him why he doesn't declare bankrupsy

"I can't! I've tried! They said I DO NOT QUALIFY because people need to try every possible way they can to repay their debt before bankrupsy, and being an owner of TWO HOMES I can't do that...................."

"Behind the scene I was fucking...............working with the bank to work this out but they look at my shit and said I do not qualify, and there's NOTHING I CAN DO!!!!!!!! So more than likely I have to........um, let my condo foreclose, and then they will come after me to ask me to pay the rest that I owe or sue me for the money I owe them...........okay?"


"Once all that's done............my credit will be ruined to the oblivion and I have to work to keep my other home, the one I need for work, and I don't have money to pay for anything, okay? I cant pay for tax, and I can't pay for the Mortgage!"

*Snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

"Some people in the chat are saying I need to go get a JAHB, go fuck yourself"

"A fucking idiot anonymously tipped me a dollar and said it sounds like I am the one who doesnt want a kid and Khet does want one, what a fucking moron, you keep talking straight through your ass you idiot"

That anonymous idiot turned out to be his Mod

"Chill Night Minecraft Stream guys, SOUNDS GOOD?"

 

[actually]

It somehow still awes me that instead of simply downsizing a little bit, he is going to willfully try and demolish his credit (further) and still end up owing most or all of what he owes now. Truly a marvel to behold.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Chill night stream ends with 37 year-old Philip “Tip-me" Burnell sitting back in his cum-stained loveseat, wearing a sweat-stained Sonic Tshirt from his earlier stream, staring angrily at the chat, and frustrated with the game and lack of interaction


Total Tip: $13

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

Hopefully all this makes it into a snort or mrhuthstuff video, because it must be pure gold dust to hear this guy who makes like 100K a year and owns two properties talk about how he had to have a bank tell him he doesn’t qualify for bankruptcy with a straight face.

I get the impression dark is trying to finesse the system and frustrated that unlike his gullible twitch audience, the bank doesn’t have to just believe his bullshit and can very easily tell he makes dummy thic money

 

[big ups liquid richard]

@CodeCastiel is apparently a DSP fan now. (or maybe he always was)

 

[actually]

@CodeCastiel is apparently a DSP fan now. (or maybe he always was)

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Tipped $33 in the past few days, so yeah. Either actual fan or real dumb troll.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Tipped $33 in the past few days, so yeah. Either actual fan or real dumb troll.

Woah i missed that completely. Ok, yeah this idiot is a super fan. I've seen no trolling from him. @CodeCastiel what turned you into a paypig all of a sudden?

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Chill night stream ends with 37 year-old Philip “Tip-me" Burnell sitting back in his cum-stained loveseat, wearing a sweat-stained Sonic Tshirt from his earlier stream, staring angrily at the chat, and frustrated with the game and lack of interaction


Total Tip: $13

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A polish sausage in its natural habitat.