Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

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The piss poor socialization didn’t help. Anna should have been tossed into public school and told to deal with it like everyone else. Then maybe, just maybe she could have turned out ok. Her parents are afraid she will die. I think they know they are stuck with her and are hoping this use l ess degree might set them free. Either that or they just indulge her education in snake oil shilling because at least it's a constructive activity of some kind. Too bad they won't see any successful end out of it.

Anna thinks she's a doctor now. :lol:

Let's just hope no one is dumb enough to take her advice. Because she isn't really qualified to give any.
 
I don’t know how Anna could get a tugboat.
She’s not really disabled in a way that she can’t work.
I think the real fun is going to be when she’s no longer covered by her parent’s insurance.

I’ve heard severe anorexics manage to get on it without too much trouble. It qualifies as a mental disability and then results in physical disabilities that qualify as well. They certainly have an appearance shocking enough to engender sympathy from any examiners or judges hearing an appeal.

Pretty sure our Lich Queen is on disability, and Medicaid pays for her care and housing. Her mother moving finally left Ashley truly destitute so she probably qualified for all kinds of shit as a unemployable skeleton that can barely stand.

Anna is certainly munchie enough to have the reams of medical treatments and documentation to probably get it. It doesn’t quite fit with her high achieving middle class Christian princess image. It might also mean mom and dad expecting her to be more independent, so no effing way.
 
More likely is the fact that she has no medical paperwork backing up her claims; school disability programs require it. You need a letter from a real doctor confirming your diagnoses, and the accommodations you require.

So Anna likely has no official records from any doctor confirming either her anxiety or cystic fibrosis (or any other myriad self diagnosis). If she would admit her eating disorder to a doctor, or see a psychologist for her anxiety issues, she could have a legitimate disability and accommodations.

While the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) requires US colleges and universities to accommodate students with disabilities, students still have to provide paperwork that enumerates both the nature of the disability and the needed accommodations. For example, a student that is legally blind may have paperwork attesting to the fact and suggesting that the student should be seated in a front desk to be able to better see the chalk/white board because of low to no vision and also be able to record the lectures to better review between classes.

The issue may be moot given Anna's choice of online study, but her preference of woo and non-doctors over legitimate medical professionals may have prevented her from getting the ADA-compliant documentation she'd need for classroom accommodations - assuming whatever ailments she claims would need special accommodations in the traditional classroom setting.
 
Anna claims of illness and the resulting disability caused by it don't make sense when you factor in that she likely isn't on an assistance program of some sort. Someone with illnesses as severe as what she claims to have would certainly be on SSDI or some other program to assist with the costs of treatment. The fact that Anna is enrolled in no such programs is a reg flag about the legitimacy of her claims. Anna had to munch her self into getting an ostomy and even then she's still an obvious faker.
 
I thought it might be worth summing up Anna's disability-in-academia saga in the context of NVU-Johnsons's stated policies.

So, she claimed to be completing and submitting undergraduate coursework from her hospital bed:
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And she complained that she had to do this because she hated to ask for "special privileges" and her professors were only "...semi-understanding [unamused emoji, sad emoji, loud crying emoji]".
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Later, Anna explicitly claimed she did not file for disability accommodations because she did not want her professors to find out she was ill and go easy on her.

Of course, this does not make sense and it is not how things work in real life. In schools that rely heavily on short-term, part-time faculty, instructors typically have very little authority to waive deadlines or otherwise deviate from written policy. This is almost certainly why Anna's professors were only "semi-understanding," likely referring her concerns to a different administrative entity.

As others have noted, having a disability recognized by disabilities support services at a college or university tends to involve a great deal of paperwork and documentation. And depending on the school, this process can be a weirdly antagonistic pain in the ass, even in cases of obvious need.

At most schools, including NVU-Johnson, students who have successfully completed the documentation process can choose to disclose their accommodations on a course-by-course basis, and may even choose to invoke these accommodations assignment-by-assignment. If the student opts for disclosure, all the professor hears is the specific accommodations they are required to provide. This is usually something along the lines of flexible deadlines, or sending exams to a learning center so they can be administered untimed or in a distraction-free environment.

At NVU-Johnson, only students with documented disabilities may be allotted additional time for the completion of courses. If Anna had a documented disability on file, this would've been the easy and obvious way to handle her end-of-semester hospitalization.

Without a documented disability, Anna's ileostomy clearly falls under the umbrella of "serious mitigating circumstances."

This would've entitled her to take an Incomplete grade for the semester, and once she completed any outstanding coursework, she could appeal to have the I resolved to a traditional letter grade. This is different from being allotted additional time to complete the course, as she would not have been eligible to participate in commencement and would likely be required to pay an additional semesters' fees in order to resolve the I. It seems probable that Anna rejected the accommodations for which she was eligible, in favor of completing her very easy courses while hopped up on painkillers in her hospital bed.

In any case, all that is behind her. Now she is on a family vacation at a "super-duper fancy resort near the beach," wearing a cozy fleece jacket despite temperatures in the low 90s:
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If Anna can restrain herself from posting bikini photos that showcase the poop bag, I will be really pleasantly surprised.
 
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In any case, all that is behind her. Now she is on a family vacation at a "super-duper fancy resort near the beach," wearing a cozy fleece jacket despite temperatures in the low 90s:
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If Anna can restrain herself from posting bikini photos that showcase the poop bag, I will be really pleasantly surprised.
I like how she doesn't understand that everyone "wins" these vacation drawings - because they're used to try to sell you timeshare vacation homes once they verify your credit score.
 
The piss poor socialization didn’t help. Anna should have been tossed into public school and told to deal with it like everyone else. Then maybe, just maybe she could have turned out ok.
Or, alternately, homeschooled for the rest of the school year (to keep her academic progress in line with other kids her age), then re-introduced to school the following year, with help from appropriate counselors who could help Anna and her parents deal with her anxiety--and not defaulting to the Christian counselors people like her parents tend to choose, but people who are experienced in dealing with early childhood issues.

Some kids--even really precocious ones--aren't quite mature enough to handle the school experience at the same age as their peers, and it can help to hold them back an extra year until they're better able to deal with it (though that rarely happens; the insistence upon pushing kids into school "on schedule" pretty much makes it anathema). Anna sounds like one of those kids. Skylar Ittner, who has a thread here, is another (and a sterling example of how NOT to handle that problem--his parents fucking ruined him).

Her parents are afraid she will die. I think they know they are stuck with her and are hoping this use l ess degree might set them free. Either that or they just indulge her education in snake oil shilling because at least it's a constructive activity of some kind. Too bad they won't see any successful end out of it.
I expect it's the latter. And maybe they hope that all of her education in health and wellness will wake her up to what she's doing to herself, and how she's destroying her own health and wellness with her anorexia. Though I think now that she's wrecked herself to the point of needing an ostomy, and doesn't seem remotely unhappy about it, may have squashed that hope. Neither of them look truly happy in Anna's graduation pics.

Anna thinks she's a doctor now. :lol:

Let's just hope no one is dumb enough to take her advice. Because she isn't really qualified to give any.
People give their autistic kids bleach enemas in an attempt to cure them, and take lolcow Danny Glass's advice to drink turpentine for health. Of course there are going to be people who are stupid enough to take Anna's advice.
I’ve heard severe anorexics manage to get on it without too much trouble. It qualifies as a mental disability and then results in physical disabilities that qualify as well. They certainly have an appearance shocking enough to engender sympathy from any examiners or judges hearing an appeal.
Anna would have to admit she's anorexic, however, and she is absolutely resistant to the very idea. She won't even admit it to herself; how is she going to claim it for disability?
 
I'd love to know how Anna approached trying to ask for accomodations (I know she said she didn't, but she also said her professors were not understanding, so I assume she did try to ask, after all). I bet it was an e-mail with her signature "I'M SO SICK" selfies included.

Also, maybe my tinfoil hat is on too tight, but it's weird how when she went to Vermont, both times we got dozens of instastories showing the journey, the hotel, the trees, the stores, everything, really, but now that she is on a supposedly fancy vacation, there are no stories or photos in sight 👀
 
Also, maybe my tinfoil hat is on too tight, but it's weird how when she went to Vermont, both times we got dozens of instastories showing the journey, the hotel, the trees, the stores, everything, really, but now that she is on a supposedly fancy vacation, there are no stories or photos in sight 👀
Honestly I was impressed at the mad angles to keep her ostomy bag hidden and wearing a white dress to boot.

It is unlikely she will post photos of vacations- Anna has always been rather, dare I say it, bipolar, and she was already hinting at coming down from her high.
Plus I cannot imagine any resort letting someone's ostomy bag in their pool.
 
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Honestly I was impressed at the mad angles to keep her ostomy bag hidden and wearing a white dress to boot.

It is unlikely she will post photos of vacations- Anna has always been rather, dare I say it, bipolar, and she was already hinting at coming down from her high.
Plus I cannot imagine any resort letting someone's ostomy bag in their pool.
I don’t think she enjoys vacations. Most skellies don’t, because it puts their eating habits under scrutiny and interrupts their food rituals. At home it’s easy for her to eat nothing all day and make a big performance of preparing a meal once mom is home. Vacation involves eating multiple meals at restaurants with family, where she can’t grt baby food on the menu and how much she ACTUALLY ingests will be painfully obvious. That means she’ll have to fake sick the whole time, and basically ruin everyone’s vacation so they’ll be annoyed af with her.

She probably also doesn’t really want to go to the beach with her ostomy. It’s gross af and I think she knows it. She wanted the attention and the excuse to be sick, but she didn’t actually want to have a leaking butthole on the front of her body for the rest of her life. But she didn’t think that shit through when it came down to either Attempting to eat a normal diet or getting disability asspats.

She’s gotta double down on her decision though, so I anticipate we’ll see a bikini ostomy photo.
 
I thought it might be worth summing up Anna's disability-in-academia saga in the context of NVU-Johnsons's stated policies.

So, she claimed to be completing and submitting undergraduate coursework from her hospital bed:
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These smug hospital selfies from munchie scum never cease to infuriate me. Great so Anna is now a shitbag with a shitbag attached to her like a smaller conjoined twin. Such pride!
 
I'd love to know how Anna approached trying to ask for accomodations (I know she said she didn't, but she also said her professors were not understanding, so I assume she did try to ask, after all). I bet it was an e-mail with her signature "I'M SO SICK" selfies included.

Also, maybe my tinfoil hat is on too tight, but it's weird how when she went to Vermont, both times we got dozens of instastories showing the journey, the hotel, the trees, the stores, everything, really, but now that she is on a supposedly fancy vacation, there are no stories or photos in sight 👀

As someone involved in higher ed., I’m sure she’s one of THOSE students who offers to bring in her hospital bracelet/email a photo of herself at the hospital/ bring in a drs note AFTER the damn deadline has passed. Professors literally do not care why you missed the deadline. There is nothing you can say they haven’t heard before...death in family, chronic illness, giving birth, whatever. Either you get accommodations from the disability office, apply for an incomplete, withdraw from the class, or just do better on your other assignments/tests. They aren’t paid enough to make up and grade an extra credit assignment or Proctor a test another day just for you. I’m sure Anna was shocked when her schtick didn’t work on a prof.
 
I'd love to know how Anna approached trying to ask for accomodations (I know she said she didn't, but she also said her professors were not understanding, so I assume she did try to ask, after all). I bet it was an e-mail with her signature "I'M SO SICK" selfies included.
She probably dumped a bunch of "sick widdle girl #cfwarrior" TMI on them--despite never having applied with the college for disability accommodations (which she couldn't get, because she'd have to prove she had a disability other than being an anorexic munchie). And, hey, these are people teaching in health-related fields (however dubious), as well as psychology, and you can't tell me that something in her requests raised red flags for them. Such as her particular ultra-special variety of "CF" being totally inconsistent with actual CF.

Then there's the fact that she's such a smug, insufferable, holier- and sicker-than-thou little bitch, and I'll bet that came across loud and clear in any online discussion required as part of the class.

And that's all assuming none of her profs have checked out her Insta.

Also, maybe my tinfoil hat is on too tight, but it's weird how when she went to Vermont, both times we got dozens of instastories showing the journey, the hotel, the trees, the stores, everything, really, but now that she is on a supposedly fancy vacation, there are no stories or photos in sight 👀
I think Popoto's already nailed part of it. But keep in mind that the Vermont trips were entirely centered around her, and her achievements. The whole reason for documenting those trips was to humblebrag about how she, Anna Johnson, #cfwarrior (who lives on the parental dole as a semi-invalid, and has no responsibilities, and thus had endless empty hours to fill with studying) managed to excel while earning not just one, but two degrees! And how she didn't let little things like a new ostomy, and the "traumatic" aftermath of her first surgery, keep her from showing up to reap the recognition and awards she was due.

A family vacation is not all about Anna. She probably didn't even want to go (for the reasons Popoto stated above). But I'm sure we'll see pics of her, huddled sickly and miserable, in her hotel bed for at least part of the trip.
 
A family vacation is not all about Anna. She probably didn't even want to go (for the reasons Popoto stated above). But I'm sure we'll see pics of her, huddled sickly and miserable, in her hotel bed for at least part of the trip.

So far, yes, you're pretty much right.
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She also made an uber long post about running- with decent mention of her lung issues of course, that I'm too lazy to cap lol
 
Anna is spending her family vacation seeking sympathy for having dieted herself into permanent heart issues... while I wouldn't be surprised her ED caused cardiac damage, she may simply be banned from exercise purging because her doctors are onto her.
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Lmao is she seriously claiming to have osteoporosis and osteoarthritis? She just has every god damn disease under the sun.
 
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