Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
Radi Ashun,

Yes, I have much "verifiable proof that I AM the reincarnation of Jesus son of Joseph". The BIGGEST of these proofs is that the Bible is very clear about the 2nd Coming of the Christ being the only one who can produce the "book/scroll...sealed with 7 seals" ('beyond Einstein theories'). Have you read these at http://7seals.blogspot.com ?

You don't know me at all, yet you don't hesitate to judge me. You need to read The Revelation again, Radi. The Christ returns as a lion (I AM a Leo) to "judge everyone according to their actions" - Rev 20:12-13. I've been very rudely attacked on this forum and you expect me to come on here sounding like smilin' Joel Osteen or Dupok Chopra so I can get you guys to donate some money to me or buy my latest book? Really?!

There needs to be some serious synchronisms to this! Maybe a 7.4 earthquake might shake you guys up! That's what's truly sad about the 2nd Coming of the Christ; I've done my best to avoid the prophecies of disasters, yet that's what it's going to take to convince many. Why, if a 7.4 earthquake brought Gene's house down around him right now where it was a miracle that he lived, he would lie about it! And what's worse is that he doesn't even realize that he's a pathological liar.
What this comes down to is you want to be worshipped. You're a vain man who wants his ass kissed for doing literally nothing. You are all words no action. You're the son of God but you can't MAKE that earthquake happen? It's sad really.
 
Radi Ashun,

Yes, I have much "verifiable proof that I AM the reincarnation of Jesus son of Joseph". The BIGGEST of these proofs is that the Bible is very clear about the 2nd Coming of the Christ being the only one who can produce the "book/scroll...sealed with 7 seals" ('beyond Einstein theories'). Have you read these at http://7seals.blogspot.com ?

You don't know me at all, yet you don't hesitate to judge me. You need to read The Revelation again, Radi. The Christ returns as a lion (I AM a Leo) to "judge everyone according to their actions" - Rev 20:12-13. I've been very rudely attacked on this forum and you expect me to come on here sounding like smilin' Joel Osteen or Dupok Chopra so I can get you guys to donate some money to me or buy my latest book? Really?!

There needs to be some serious synchronisms to this! Maybe a 7.4 earthquake might shake you guys up! That's what's truly sad about the 2nd Coming of the Christ; I've done my best to avoid the prophecies of disasters, yet that's what it's going to take to convince many. Why, if a 7.4 earthquake brought Gene's house down around him right now where it was a miracle that he lived, he would lie about it! And what's worse is that he doesn't even realize that he's a pathological liar.

You SIR are NOT Jesus Christ. Jesus lives in Astoria Oregon, not Miami. I see him talking to himself on the streets a few times a month trying to figure out how he's going to feed and house his 42 cats since he's always one step away from homelessness or the nut house.
 
What this comes down to is you want to be worshipped. You're a vain man who wants his ass kissed for doing literally nothing. You are all words no action. You're the son of God but you can't MAKE that earthquake happen? It's sad really.
Hell, he could literally be a god for all I care, but if he doesn't have the powers of a god and he hasn't done anything great or amazing, what's the point in worshiping him?
 
I gave someone their 777'th like on a Youtube Comment, which I'm pretty sure means I'm God Incarnate by Numberwang's logic...
Brad, as your father I am very disappointed in the way you have been conducting yourself here on earth, your mission has been both narrow in scope and simple-minded, and I think you need to go to your room and think about what you've done and where to go from here on out.
 
You SIR are NOT Jesus Christ.
@sikotik (lovely screen name),

You are correct. I AM Brad Watson the Christ. Jesus son of Joseph died sometime in the 40 years after his crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC and was then buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

@Substrain-Seven, post: 474767,

Worship GOD. I have never asked to be worshipped nor do I want to be. I AM a teacher. I was the same way 2,000 years ago when I was Y'shua.
 
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sikotik (lovely screen name),

You are correct. I AM Brad Watson the Christ. Jesus son of Joseph died sometime in the 40 years after his crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC and was then buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .
Revised Standardized Translation: Lo! And the 300 Elect shall 69! Hang up on the Hang Low, O Israel!

Substrain-Seven, post: 474767,

Worship GOD. I have never asked to be worshipped nor do I want to be. I AM a teacher. I was the same way 2,000 years ago when I was Y'shua.
Revised Standardized Translation: And upon high we heard WHOOP WHOOP! And lo! It was the sound of the Po-lice!
 
I'd like to point out the following. Post 474747

Gene,

Please STOP! Sun-day, Moon-day, and Saturn-day are all obviously named after the Sun, Moon, and Saturn. Tues-day, Wednes-day, Thor's-day, and Fria's-day are named after Norse and Germanic gods and goddess. That's by memory. Try a google search and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Days_of_the_week

Consist entirely of Brad proving himself... wrong.
 
Radi Ashun,

Yes, I have much "verifiable proof that I AM the reincarnation of Jesus son of Joseph". The BIGGEST of these proofs is that the Bible is very clear about the 2nd Coming of the Christ being the only one who can produce the "book/scroll...sealed with 7 seals" ('beyond Einstein theories'). Have you read these at http://7seals.blogspot.com ?

I tried reading that but my brain shut down from all of the Jim Jones-esque craziness. And no, your words aren't verification that the man upstairs appointed you as some kind of Messiah. I want to see a certificate
You don't know me at all, yet you don't hesitate to judge me.
You need to read The Revelation again, Radi. The Christ returns as a lion (I AM a Leo) to "judge everyone according to their actions" - Rev 20:12-13. I've been very rudely attacked on this forum and you expect me to come on here sounding like smilin' Joel Osteen or Dupok Chopra so I can get you guys to donate some money to me or buy my latest book? Really?!

Theologians agree that Revelation was a book written in code about the fall of the Roman Empire and the rise of Christianity. Alternatively, Peter, the dude that had these version ate some shrooms and hallucinated the whole thing. Also, you are judging people on here, expect to be judged back (and mocked) Seriously, there are hundreds of schizo guys like you claiming to be the Messiah (reincarnated or not) so you're nothing new.

There needs to be some serious synchronisms to this! Maybe a 7.4 earthquake might shake you guys up! That's what's truly sad about the 2nd Coming of the Christ; I've done my best to avoid the prophecies of disasters, yet that's what it's going to take to convince many. Why, if a 7.4 earthquake brought Gene's house down around him right now where it was a miracle that he lived, he would lie about it! And what's worse is that he doesn't even realize that he's a pathological liar.

Earthquakes are caused by tectonic plates and faults shifting, I doubt you have anything to do with that. I don't know where Gene lives but he has more of a chance of winning the lottery than being struck by the Demiurgic God.

Again, Jesus preached peace and pacifism as well as charity, I quoted the Beatitudes and example and your behavior on here shows that you don't even grasp that concept but rather follow the Pauline concepts of Christ's teachings.

tl:dr: You're just one of many crazy people doing the same thing other crazy people with Messiah complexes have done

EDIT: Go ahead and "judge" me. I could use a very good laugh.
 
Substrain-Seven, post: 474767,

Worship GOD. I have never asked to be worshipped nor do I want to be. I AM a teacher. I was the same way 2,000 years ago when I was Y'shua.

I worship lord gaben everyday, praise him, praise steam, praise the master race of pc gaming

jokes apart, should not you say "praise my father"? or you have daddy issues with him?, you mad for the crucifixion thing?
 
@HawkerHurricane
CWCKIForums.com

You think it's funny to mock GOD & His/Her Christ, therefore...

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years with 17.4 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.
 
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HawkerHurricane
CWCKIForums.com

You think it's funny to mock GOD & His/Her Christ, therefore...

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Vetoed.

Try again, you ugly Mongoloid.
 
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HawkerHurricane
CWCKIForums.com

You think it's funny to mock GOD & His/Her Christ, therefore...

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.
Revised Standardized Translation: LET IT BE HEARD BY ALL WHO HAVE EARS!


IT'S TIME TO SLAP THEM TITTIES!
 
You SIR are NOT Jesus Christ. Jesus lives in Astoria Oregon, not Miami. I see him talking to himself on the streets a few times a month trying to figure out how he's going to feed and house his 42 cats since he's always one step away from homelessness or the nut house.

Nah, Jesus lives on the corner of Division and Cherry St. here in my hometown. Man, Jesus is really everywhere!

(That corner is where all the crazy homeless people hangout.)
 
HawkerHurricane
kiwifarms.net

You think it's funny to mock GOD & His/Her Christ, therefore...

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.
You think it is funny do dishonor your Father.

1/4/15 is your Judgement Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Go to your room and think about what you've done.
 
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