Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.2%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 147 39.4%
  • Total voters
    373
Army Burger said:
Watch PULL chimp out over this because they've used that term in a derogatory fashion towards Nick in the past.
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Names for fan groups is usually gay. This is also still gay, why can't we just be fans of things and not have to have some dumb fan club name.
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GnomeofDoc said:
Names for fan groups is usually gay. This is also still gay, why can't we just be fans of things and not have to have some dumb fan club name.
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You don't understand, Gnome. My father is dying of ass cancer and I've set up a GoFundMe to potentially save his life. Nick gave me a shoutout after I superchatted him and now the old man has a better chance of not dying of ass cancer.
 
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Guys, I have a problem.

I'm in love with Lady Rackets.

Now I understand why they have so many kids:

Nick some how found the goofiest woman alive and everytime she does something, he's overcome with the desire to add to the brood.


Look at her, she's so perfect.

It's like she's a clone of Julia Louis-Dreyfus with better hair.
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Late and officially Gay™

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"Went in to [law school] with 1 kid, came out with 3" -- Chad Rekieta
 
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Immortal Technique said:
Lady Rackets is the epitome of, "That's nice, dear"
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I for one welcome the extended on screen appearance of Our Lady In Smugness and the knowledge of the fact of their relationships and chemistry.

This is a blessed stream.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GAWD.

Lady Rackets thinks ArmzGirl may have photoshopped her boobs in the half-dress.

The faces of confusion as she looks at it is the stages of grief.

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And the joy of making Nick cringe with "Do Your Ears Hang Low":

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