Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

lols jack might have more channels than he does grills

-cooking w/jack
-jack on the go
-fish hook
-tech time
-that weird channel where he talks to a priest
-f as in frank
-letters from jack
-he also has a vlogging channel called "jack scalfani" although nothing has been uploaded there for a couple years. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC__73laWaH-vxGpDGab4bzg/videos

EDIT: BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

-there's also a channel called "Cooking w/Jack 2" where it looks like jack would cook recipes that viewers sent him. last video on that channel was 4 years ago. https://www.youtube.com/user/CookingWithJack2/videos

 

[Long Sun]

OK which one of you asked Babish if he was going to try something from "Cooking with Jack"?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

OK which one of you asked Babish if he was going to try something from "Cooking with Jack"?

Holy shit that's fucking great. If Babish actually took a recipe from Jack and showed just how much better it could be improved upon it might finally push Jack into having yet another stroke.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

If there’s a Babish episode about Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad, I’ll be the one having the stroke when I die laughing.

 

[AnOminous]

If there’s a Babish episode about Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad, I’ll be the one having the stroke when I die laughing.

It's actually possible to make things in that fucked up Mormon jell-o "salad" theme that forms many '50s magazine food horrors cursed images that are tasty, in a jellied eels kind of way.

 

[Aaway]

OK which one of you asked Babish if he was going to try something from "Cooking with Jack"?

LOL

fucking dead

 

[Gladatha]

OK which one of you asked Babish if he was going to try something from "Cooking with Jack"?

I AM DYING!

I also love that he has no clue who Jack is... what a legend!

 

[JackDavis]

I could absolutely see Babish doing a Cooking with Jack recipe. He does weird shit from cartoons all the time; in his latest video, he puts Peeps and M&Ms into canned chili. Unfortunately, Babish is probably way too respectful and nontoxic to make fun of someone else blatantly like this.

 

[irishAzoth]

Its been almost a year since Jack lost use of his arm you would think that he would do something and try to improve his health so he can function like a normal human being but that arm looks dead as ever

 

[JB 236]

Its been almost a year since Jack lost use of his arm you would think that he would do something and try to improve his health so he can function like a normal human being but that arm looks dead as ever

He is, he is eating himself to death so he does not need to improve his health silly.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

you would think that he would do something and try to improve his health so he can function like a normal human being

One can assume he isn’t attending therapy sessions, as that would cut into valuable gullet-stuffing time. There were one or two videos in which he wore a rehabilitation glove, but it appears he’s given up on it.

 

[JackDavis]

Imagine that, another smoker/grill.

Marvel Funko Pops lol

Absolute unit

Is 20 pounds of smoked meats good for stroke recovery?

Updated look at how many grills/smokers he has. He claims he's going to get rid of all his grills besides the one smoker he just got. It's "only $446" at Walmart. Of course Jack shops at Walmart.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Dum-dum puts his smoking tube into a smoker.

EDIT:

His ribs are burnt.

I wonder how much sugar he has in his rub. That or the smoker runs way too hot / doesn't offset the heat where he placed his ribs

His ribs were not cooked long enough. There's a sweet spot between tough and falling apart that you want. You can tell when he bites in that Jack achieved tough.

Also, having a window on a smoker makes no sense to me.

 

[Religion is Dead]

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Marvel Funko Pops lol

I think it's worse than that. Those are the toys you get from McDonald's.

 

[Aaway]

tammy must be so sick and tired of assembling grills for jack

 

[Zero fks to give]

I highly recommend not wasting a second of your life watching the video he posted today on the Cooking with Jack Show channel. Just him and Tammy shopping at Sam's Club. Only notable thing was him saying at the end let him know if you want him to do more videos like this one. Wonder if it will ever get through his head that he turned comments off. How could he think this kind of video is entertainment? I'll post the video as well anyway but if you watch it you were warned.

He's probably doing it because so many other channels are. I've never understood the fun in watching someone shop but grocery hauls are really popular.

If nothing else, I'm kind of impressed that he took the viewer request and did this video. It is strange that he said he didn't know what a shopping haul video was considering he's basically done this exact kind of video at least once before.

And I hadn't realized he's degraded to the point of needing a mart cart. I mean he's fat, very fat, but not enough that I would expect to see someone of his size on one of them. Maybe he's just lazy and has no shame about showing it.

I think he's got a deficit on that entire side and he can't use a cane to compensate. I liked that he took the suggestion and made an effort. He laughed at himself to in the dessert section altho it was more awkward than funny

 

[AnOminous]

Unfortunately, Babish is probably way too respectful and nontoxic to make fun of someone else blatantly like this.

He is also not enough of a dick to do what really needs to be done, which is sadistically mocking Jack's multiple strokes and making fun of his pitiful efforts to conceal his stroke related brain damage and inability to use half of his body, combined with failed efforts to cook the food that put him in this state.

 

[Aaway]

babish doesn't know who jack is?!

youtube celebrity chef?! the nicest guy on youtube?! the host of the cooking with jack show? the creator of the best bbq sauce you'll ever taste!

come on babish. i really wish some youtuber would do a spoof of cooking with jack. i'm talking yellow hat, dead right arm, undercooking meat, etc

 

[Someone in a Tree]

And unlike Jack, the Babish host can probably go to a restaurant without acting like a petty exceptional individual that makes the wait staff jump through hoops for a meager tip.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Imagine that, another smoker/grill.

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Is 20 pounds of smoked meats good for stroke recovery?

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Updated look at how many grills/smokers he has. He claims he's going to get rid of all his grills besides the one smoker he just got. It's "only $446" at Walmart. Of course Jack shops at Walmart.

He didn’t say he was gonna eat all 20 pounds of meat now. He’s probably gonna let it rest in the freezer for a couple of years until it develops some lovely freezer burn flavors and gains that gorgeous greyish/sickly green patina, and then he might use it for another church chili cook-off.