🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Wait @theralph you're still doing a show?? I thought you died off into obscurity. I have heard nothing of your amazing show from any of your old viewers and even the jokes about you have died off.
Are you seriously still around? HOW EMBARRASSING
 
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I just don't know what Ralph thinks he's offering at this point. Where he used to have exciting and interactive coverage of ongoing drama with great guests, he now has boring retellings of Tweets with his budget Metokur co-host Flamenco. Where he had incredibly engaging guests with real personality talking about culture and politics, he now has Mark Collins and Mark Collins-esque clones droning on about western society like we're listening to a far-right version of NPR. There's nothing stimulating about the show, and nothing that Ralph does that other sources can't do better. (i.e. this fucking forum) And I think that's because Ralph was never someone really all that interesting - he was just someone that had the opportunity for things to happen near and around him in the world of IBS to blow up his numbers. Now that all of the prized Donga stuff has settled, things have steadily declined as the theatrics have died down and the audience gets to focus on Ralph. Compounding his growing irrelevance with the fact that he has a hard time even finding a place to stream and here we are.

If you were to have gone back in time and switched out Ralph with someone like Metokur or Rekeita, things wouldn't be so bad. They're interesting people who challenge their guests both positively and negatively - they don't need extreme amounts of controversy to draw people closer. It's the complete inverse for Ralph. No one comes to watch Ralph for Ralph.
 
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Deadbeef Chief said:
I just don't know what Ralph thinks he's offering at this point. Where he used to have exciting and interactive coverage of ongoing drama with great guests, he now has boring retellings of Tweets with his budget Metokur co-host Flamenco. Where he had incredibly engaging guests with real personality talking about culture and politics, he now has Mark Collins and Mark Collins-esque clones droning on about western society like we're listening to a far-right version of NPR. There's nothing stimulating about the show, and nothing that Ralph does that other sources can't do better. (i.e. this fucking forum) And I think that's because Ralph was never someone really all that interesting - he was just someone that had the opportunity for things to happen near and around him in the world of IBS to blow up his numbers. Now that all of the prized Donga stuff has settled, things have steadily declined as the theatrics have died down and the audience gets to focus on Ralph. Compounding his growing irrelevance with the fact that he has a hard time even finding a place to stream and here we are.

If you were to have gone back in time and switched out Ralph with someone like Metokur or Rekeita, things wouldn't be so bad. They're interesting people who challenge their guests both positively and negatively - they don't need extreme amounts of controversy to draw people closer. It's the complete inverse for Ralph. No one comes to watch Ralph for Ralph.
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It's a fair observation, but let's look at the key components he lost. He lost Zidan who did a lot of work behind the scenes to line up guests. Zidan was instrumental in getting a lot of the guests that made the show something special. He lost Gator who use to have "SOME" interesting takes when the show was covering drama and not embroiled in it. He lost Metokur because his show got stale and he started going after his audience.

People came for the drama they were interested in. Most of the audeince either hated the skeptics or were former skeptic fans who wanted to watch somebody shit on them. So they piled in during the Kilroy coverage to get a condensed version of events with a humorous take. You had Tonka, Smellington and a few others covering at the time, but Ralph's show's coverage of it was more engaging and wasn't something they kept repeating themselves on constantly. Then you had a beef with Sargon, that evolved into a beef with Quarter Pounder, Short Fat Okama, Vee and a few others. Then a couple other drama events followed by the downfall of Tonka that the audience almost had to drag Ralph to talk about since at first he didn't want to cover it. All that was interesting.

Then you had his first shoah off youtube to Dlive and later to stream me. He retained a sizeable portion of the audience at first, but this coincided with him running out of material as well so people started checking out. Ralph got increasingly agitated as his numbers and internet gibs started to decline. He tried to have a resurgence with Knoxville, but then the Gunt image came out. People in his audience poked fun at him for it and Ralph's reaction at first was to start sperging and banning people. After that was the real plunge. He could have just faded slowly if he could have just contained himself and let the audience have a laugh. Instead he turned on the audeince while his whiteknights started to become more prominent which revealed that like Tonka his audience had a bunch of single cat ladies that had been orbiting his show. That just made things worse.

The rest is history. There is a lesson to be learned here for all youtubers. Never turn on your audience. If they make fun of you, oh well, do not react. Don't be doing shady shit in the background in your discords. Anything you are hiding will come out in the open eventually. It's best just to not be doing questionable shit like getting people banned off the streaming platform you are on, conveniently knowing where a former fans dox are the moment he jumps off your team, having your cohost plan a narrative in a side discord to cover up that you potentially may have slept with some pine cone bitch and to make Andy take the fall for the audience backlash, don't start mass banning people on twitter who criticize you, don't go on a livestream and literally start yelling at some guy, publicly care about your audience being doxed because of your gofundme the moment you learn about it not a week after the fact when you need a cudgel to attack the guy restreaming you.

Now he is boring and milquetoast, but there was a time he had everything going right for him. He didn't get up to 18,000 live viewers a night because the show was always trash. Right now he has just burnt the one big break he had down to the ground due to not having a plan B for when the drama well dries up. His viewer numbers were only really high on nights he covered drama. His news centered shows never performed to the same level even back in prime youtube days. Also Ralph has still to my knowledge never offered an apology to his audience for being a pile of shit and for turning on them. Never apologizing only works on sjw's, not the people who use to like your show and donated money to you.

As an aside, creating drama by kayfabing it does not work. It was the beginning of the fall for the Drunken Peasants by kayfabing the fight between Billy The Fridge and Paul's Ego. That would not have been a viable option for Ralph if he could have gone back and done it over. The first whiff that the drama isn't genuine is the beginning of the end.
 
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Chichan said:
Dick is way to nice to Ralph after all the stupid shit he has done. 😒
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It gives me the impression that Dick hasn't heard about any of the horrible shit Ralph's done in the past five months.

Regardless, I'm having a huge fucking laugh over the fact that Dick, and now the fat gunty faggot himself, have shilled that five year anniversary episode to hell and back. It reeks of the Gunt's desperation to leech viewers off of Dick. I also found it rather humorous that @Memology 101 gave a shoutout to "the people at kiwi farms" the other day for gathering info for him to talk about. What a fucking spic.
 
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It gives me the impression that Dick hasn't heard about any of the horrible shit Ralph's done in the past five months.

Regardless, I'm having a huge fucking laugh over the fact that Dick, and now the fat gunty faggot himself, have shilled that five year anniversary episode to hell and back. It reeks of the Gunt's desperation to leech viewers off of Dick. I also found it rather humorous that @Memology 101 gave a shoutout to "the people at kiwi farms" the other day for gathering info for him to talk about. What a fucking spic.
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Eh dick dosen´t seem like a guy who has a good grip on judgment of other peoples charcter.
Hes is/was friends with some of the most slimy fucks on the intrenet.
Asterios, maddox, dame pesos, gunt

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Theycallmetrip seems to be the new archive channel, what used to be 4-10k views on palmer is now 1k views
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Things are not loking better on the dlive front either.
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Price on limo varies alot tough.
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5/233.02k35
5/222.81k33
5/21414.565
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211370/88=2400
Complete earnings since starting on dlive : 2400 dollars
Imquite tired so my math may be off.
 

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It’s okay @Memology 101. You’re our spic
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Speak for yourself dude. He covered for Ralph to the point that he let him host TRR on his main channel, the one that he talked about bringing in the lion's share of his family revenue. Not to mention the mealy-mouthed horseshit and bitch-made responses the guy used throughout his interactions with people here.

For fucks' sake the guy's called people all sorts of shit but sperged the fuck out at being called a spic when someone first called him on his bullshit. He's just a pussified, latino Ralph with a bit more of an attention span and a reason beyond a drinking habit to give a fuck about his content.
 
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Unog said:
Speak for yourself dude. He covered for Ralph to the point that he let him host TRR on his main channel, the one that he talked about bringing in the lion's share of his family revenue. Not to mention the mealy-mouthed horseshit and bitch-made responses the guy used throughout his interactions with people here.

For fucks' sake the guy's called people all sorts of shit but sperged the fuck out at being called a spic when someone first called him on his bullshit. He's just a pussified, latino Ralph with a bit more of an attention span and a reason beyond a drinking habit to give a fuck about his content.
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You’re taking my comment way too seriously
 
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Speak for yourself dude. He covered for Ralph to the point that he let him host TRR on his main channel, the one that he talked about bringing in the lion's share of his family revenue. Not to mention the mealy-mouthed horseshit and bitch-made responses the guy used throughout his interactions with people here.

For fucks' sake the guy's called people all sorts of shit but sperged the fuck out at being called a spic when someone first called him on his bullshit. He's just a pussified, latino Ralph with a bit more of an attention span and a reason beyond a drinking habit to give a fuck about his content.
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I am yet to delete this, I find it too funny.
A grown ass man that has a channel that shits on people had a meltdown because I called him Beanerology.

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