Whale Wars - tracking (and memeing) a certain pod of twitter attention whores

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If I remember clearly, it's one of the 70 ga-gillion Grommet belt options they sell on the size racks at the check-out counter the kiosks hawk on the way out of the open air and closed building malls in my area.

Her's is from like a really old Spring collection, I think.

It might even be a Wal-Mart brand belt that's worn from years of use.


This belt that I have at full measurement is 4 ft, which for a size chart on belts, using ASOS.Com's chart would, as I said, would make this an adjustable belt for the XXL at ~121cm, and in the smallest holes at ~106.68cm (~3.5ft) when worn.


Eyeballing her Hi-Waist and her regular Waistline, and making a few educated guesstimates from my work & wardrobe experience, I'd confidently say she's anywhere between Size 16-ish if she squirms on the bed fighting the buttons up to a Size 22.

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Which makes her L-Core/L-Curve on a sizing chart using EU measurements as L/XL, and in US sizes (link), like a solid 19-Wide.

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In short, she's homely pudgy-fat.

But we already knew that.
I wonder how that has to feel, to look at one of her high school pictures, remember that she was the attractive one (minus that crazy eyebrow thing she's got going) out of a group of four friends, then fast forward 10-15 years to see a bitter, pastel blue-haired land cetecean in clown make-up obsessing over comic book artists who voted Republican. That's got to be devastating.
 
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I wonder how that has to feel, to look at one of her high school pictures, remember that she was the attractive one (minus that crazy eyebrow thing she's got going) out of a group of four friends, then fast forward 10-15 years to see a bitter, pastel blue-haired land cetecean in clown make-up obsessing over comic book artists who voted Republican. That's got to be devastating.
Probably as bad as it feels to realize your belt won't clasp because of your new Twitter Muffin Top, so you do everything possible to make any and everything fit.
 
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Cate is a noun meaning "a choice food; a delicacy."
So, is Ren saying she hates people who eat comics?
If that's the case, I find anyone who actually eats comics to be exceptional.
If not, the whale is illiterate and can't spell.
No, see, it's "Fuck, Comics, Cate"... her 3 favorite things.

brb, I have to gargle with bleach now.
I wonder how that has to feel, to look at one of her high school pictures, remember that she was the attractive one (minus that crazy eyebrow thing she's got going) out of a group of four friends, then fast forward 10-15 years to see a bitter, pastel blue-haired land cetecean in clown make-up obsessing over comic book artists who voted Republican. That's got to be devastating.
Even then, she fell on the wrong side of the hot/crazy line.
 
If I remember clearly, it's one of the 70 ga-gillion Grommet belt options they sell on the size racks at the check-out counter the kiosks hawk on the way out of the open air and closed building malls in my area.

Her's is from like a really old Spring collection, I think.

It might even be a Wal-Mart brand belt that's worn from years of use.


This belt that I have at full measurement is 4 ft, which for a size chart on belts, using ASOS.Com's chart would, as I said, would make this an adjustable belt for the XXL at ~121cm, and in the smallest holes at ~106.68cm (~3.5ft) when worn.


Eyeballing her Hi-Waist and her regular Waistline, and making a few educated guesstimates from my work & wardrobe experience, I'd confidently say she's anywhere between Size 16-ish if she squirms on the bed fighting the buttons up to a Size 22.

View attachment 759200

Which makes her L-Core/L-Curve on a sizing chart using EU measurements as L/XL, and in US sizes (link), like a solid 19-Wide.

View attachment 759191View attachment 759195

In short, she's homely pudgy-fat.

But we already knew that.

Chalk it up as the consequence of sitting on her fat ass all day, every day.
I'm gonna be honest, this is a level of autism I haven't seen in awhile
 
From my experience of romancing Plus-Sized™ women, and having to listen to them obnoxiously prattle on about dresses and shit, I know for a fact she's a size XXL, and that belt is meant for sizes L or M, and XL with a secondary extender belt attachment..

I have a belt that is a trophy from those encounters we can compare it to.

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If I remember clearly, it's one of the 70 ga-gillion Grommet belt options they sell on the size racks at the check-out counter the kiosks hawk on the way out of the open air and closed building malls in my area.

Her's is from like a really old Spring collection, I think.

It might even be a Wal-Mart brand belt that's worn from years of use.


This belt that I have at full measurement is 4 ft, which for a size chart on belts, using ASOS.Com's chart would, as I said, would make this an adjustable belt for the XXL at ~121cm, and in the smallest holes at ~106.68cm (~3.5ft) when worn.


Eyeballing her Hi-Waist and her regular Waistline, and making a few educated guesstimates from my work & wardrobe experience, I'd confidently say she's anywhere between Size 16-ish if she squirms on the bed fighting the buttons up to a Size 22.

View attachment 759200

Which makes her L-Core/L-Curve on a sizing chart using EU measurements as L/XL, and in US sizes (link), like a solid 19-Wide.

View attachment 759191View attachment 759195

In short, she's homely pudgy-fat.

But we already knew that.

Chalk it up as the consequence of sitting on her fat ass all day, every day.
Jesus Christ, you don't half ass anything
 
I never thought i'd see the day where the whale gave up and just blocked everyone
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But you just know you got to her if you got a block.
 
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But you just know you got to her if you got a block.
She didn't give up. The brainlets came up with the brilliant 'tactic' of doing their idiocy behind the scenes so as to avoid being challenged in public. you know. Exactly the same type thing that Ronnie and the Ronette's did.

Ren won't give up until she ends up sued into a van down by the river without internet access. And even then she'll be writing messages about Vic/Comicsgate, stuffing them into Mad Dog 20/20 empties and sending them down-river.
 
Cross posting from the general discussion thread.
Holy shit! I never realized it but I’m in the background of that picture!
That was Friday of Katsucon. This photo is literally a time capsule, because a few hours after that photo was taken was when Nick did his stream with Anime Oustiders, Gator and Yellowflash. That was when the tide started to really turn in favor of StandWithVic. This is a photo of Kickvic at the height of its power, just before the fall.
 
From my experience of romancing Plus-Sized™ women, and having to listen to them obnoxiously prattle on about dresses and shit, I know for a fact she's a size XXL, and that belt is meant for sizes L or M, and XL with a secondary extender belt attachment..

I have a belt that is a trophy from those encounters we can compare it to.

If I remember clearly, it's one of the 70 ga-gillion Grommet belt options they sell on the size racks at the check-out counter the kiosks hawk on the way out of the open air and closed building malls in my area.

Her's is from like a really old Spring collection, I think.

It might even be a Wal-Mart brand belt that's worn from years of use.


This belt that I have at full measurement is 4 ft, which for a size chart on belts, using ASOS.Com's chart would, as I said, would make this an adjustable belt for the XXL at ~121cm, and in the smallest holes at ~106.68cm (~3.5ft) when worn.


Eyeballing her Hi-Waist and her regular Waistline, and making a few educated guesstimates from my work & wardrobe experience, I'd confidently say she's anywhere between Size 16-ish if she squirms on the bed fighting the buttons up to a Size 22.

View attachment 759200

Which makes her L-Core/L-Curve on a sizing chart using EU measurements as L/XL, and in US sizes (link), like a solid 19-Wide.

View attachment 759191View attachment 759195

In short, she's homely pudgy-fat.

But we already knew that.

Chalk it up as the consequence of sitting on her fat ass all day, every day.

I'm gonna be honest, this is a level of autism I haven't seen in awhile

My god now I know why Google Glass didn't take off. It was sabotaged because one of the first apps it would have is a measurement app for women's sizes. A never ending whale song will be heard. and SinglePlayerCarl would be out of a job.


Jesus Christ, you don't half ass anything


At first, they TMI tag you,
Then you get to your point,
And then you grin.

I'll take it as a complement.

When it comes to me and details, I spare no embarrassment or shame to ensure I can be factual when I pass out these Ls to LauWhale, @KingofNothing, @Archeopthryx.


It seemed being surrounded by mostly women has paid off. -shurg-
 
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She didn't give up. The brainlets came up with the brilliant 'tactic' of doing their idiocy behind the scenes so as to avoid being challenged in public. you know. Exactly the same type thing that Ronnie and the Ronette's did.

Ren won't give up until she ends up sued into a van down by the river without internet access. And even then she'll be writing messages about Vic/Comicsgate, stuffing them into Mad Dog 20/20 empties and sending them down-river.
Don't forget AnimeMatsuri.
 
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Checking in on a whale. Curse those Youtubers for saving Vic.
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How many of those other voice actors ever accused someone of sexually harassing them by eating a jellybean?

Let's just be clear: there's nothing wrong with some consensual spanking. The problem is that we're supposed to believe that this person who's cool with having some random weeb spank them in front of a crowded room is suddenly shrieking about sexual harassment because she signed her name on a jellybean and gave it to someone who ate it and then made a lame joke about eating it.
 
I mean, if it was several people getting paddled (with all the butt preparations that you did), then that's several people that look bad. But nobody's going after Rial because she decided to get publicly spanked-- they're going after Rial on this because the spanking video and the jellybean incident together indicate inconsistency in what she declares sexual harassment.

I mean, that's on top of signing up to get hit with a paddle in front of how many weebs and actually getting ready for it, in a display that grants vomitous loss of nutrients and erectile dysfunction at the same time. Indeed, a body only a Drexel could love.
 
I mean, if it was several people getting paddled (with all the butt preparations that you did), then that's several people that look bad. But nobody's going after Rial because she decided to get publicly spanked-- they're going after Rial on this because the spanking video and the jellybean incident together indicate inconsistency in what she declares sexual harassment.

I mean, that's on top of signing up to get hit with a paddle in front of how many weebs and actually getting ready for it, in a display that grants vomitous loss of nutrients and erectile dysfunction at the same time. Indeed, a body only a Drexel could love.

Speaking of Drexel, how many sandy beige 42 men have run a train on Monica? How many of said sessions did Ron fap to in his cage?

These are questions that probably should never be answered.
 
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