Containment What If?

Prof. Tony Farms said:
What if Chris had a 1-900 number? All the big celebs had 1-900 numbers before the internet
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He would be giving out his copyright details in a mono, harsh-breath voice - before quipping up introducing himself then name-dropping Sonichu and CWCville. You can send a TRUE and HONEST message after the beep.


Beeeeeeep.
 
If Chris has 24 hours to live, where would he go, what would he do, who would he screw? Who would he want to notify or would his ass deny his ass was about to die?


Shit his pants and do nothing.
 
What if Chris was offered a chance to appear in a porn video? They did it for OctoMom, hell, even the corpulent hillbilly from Honey Boo Boo got an offer to do one. If he were a little more well known, I could see an adult video company offering him the opportunity.
 
NavyGuzzler said:
What if Chris was offered a chance to appear in a porn video? They did it for OctoMom, hell, even the corpulent hillbilly from Honey Boo Boo got an offer to do one. If he were a little more well known, I could see an adult video company offering him the opportunity.
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He'd think it was a trolling attempt.

Also, the porn industry would go on strike so some poor actress doesn't get molested by him.
 
CWCissey said:
He'd think it was a trolling attempt.

Also, the porn industry would go on strike so some poor actress doesn't get molested by him.
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Nobody said it had to be Chris banging the actresses. Heck nobody said it needed to be actresses :P

What would be hilarious would be some sort of S&M Femdom video where Chris is denied constantly while lesbians smooch and grind in front of his face.
 
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mapdark said:
What would be hilarious would be some sort of S&M Femdom video where Chris is denied constantly while lesbians smooch and grind in front of his face.
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That would be hilarious to think about.

I could totally imagine it being a kind of "comedy", where Chris gets more and more frustrated as the lesbians kiss and grind with each other, but constantly ignore him...
 
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Frank Rizzo said:
That would be hilarious to think about.

I could totally imagine it being a kind of "comedy", where Chris gets more and more frustrated as the lesbians kiss and grind with each other, but constantly ignore him...
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Until he pepper sprays them.
 
To be fair, if his life was ever to be made into a film the title would be "Didn't Duck anyone" with the other option being "Can't Duck, Wont Duck".
 
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