Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

Because overdose doesn’t fit the medically fragile through no fault of her own and fighting for her life every day narrative.
Fits in well with all those sympathy posts earlier from friends/family talking about "no more pain". Could just mean she's out of pain with her "chronic illnesses" but in the context of a potential opioid overdose it seems a bit more specific.
 
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Christ, i’m sad another one has died, mostly because if they keep dropping like flies we’re going to have none of our favourite munchies left to talk about.

Playing the worlds smallest violin over here.

Chances are she did a Jaquie, fucked with herself so much she died.

So, who’s putting their money down on who’s dying next? I call it to be Tina / Analeise, $10 says it is.
 
So, who’s putting their money down on who’s dying next? I call it to be Tina / Analeise, $10 says it is.

Anelise is a good bet but Anna the Skelly not-Vegan Ginger is hot on her heels. Anelise is way fucking crazier and more outright suicidal but Ginge thinks she knows more about medicine than her doctors and is more likely to accidentally kill herself flying too close to the sun IMO.
 
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Oh yeah, that's the good stuff. That tip forward, Harlow looking at her like she done lost her damn mind... I was always partial to the time she almost rammed at kid at EPCOT with it, though.
YES!
Anelise is a good bet but Anna the Skelly not-Vegan Ginger is hot on her heels. Anelise is way fucking crazier and more outright suicidal but Ginge thinks she knows more about medicine than her doctors and is more likely to accidentally kill herself flying too close to the sun IMO.
Anelise is a good bet but Anna the Skelly not-Vegan Ginger is hot on her heels. Anelise is way fucking crazier and more outright suicidal but Ginge thinks she knows more about medicine than her doctors and is more likely to accidentally kill herself flying too close to the sun IMO.
My money is on Anna. Fuck she looks rough.

I saw that comment from
Mbiresearch. I agree that the mod copies you!
Either that or someone reports stuff to the mods from here.
 

Janjan is back with a new diagnosis and hints about future ear surgery. Click bait title mentioning Jacquie she talks about the fundraiser for about 20 seconds and seems to know fuck all about it other than she's going

She was going to go for 5 minutes and not help at all because muh social anxiety. I cannot with this bitch.
 

Janjan is back with a new diagnosis and hints about future ear surgery. Click bait title mentioning Jacquie she talks about the fundraiser for about 20 seconds and seems to know fuck all about it other than she's going
She already had the surgery. It improved her balance but not her hearing they say. I guess that’s why she can walk now. So, if she can walk, only has mild issues with her bowels, and the “MALS” she purports to have would go away if she gained weight, and pots would go away with walking and being more active, why the fuck doesn’t she go to work?!
 
Anyone else get the impression that Tara is faking her death?
The person who announced her death on /r/illnessfakers has no other posts on the sub, and sources are vague. The regular IF user "expensive_hedgehog" says that they've got Tara and her husband on Facebook, which lends credibility to the claim - unless they're in on it too.
 
Anyone else get the impression that Tara is faking her death?
The person who announced her death on /r/illnessfakers has no other posts on the sub, and sources are vague. The regular IF user "expensive_hedgehog" says that they've got Tara and her husband on Facebook, which lends credibility to the claim - unless they're in on it too.

There were a couple of other family members that announced her death which still doesn't really prove anything. And the username thing might be someone who didn't realize they were logged into their main acct and not their stalker account.

However, the person who announced that she died alone on the train was also the one who gave the intel that Jaquie had been taken off life support which it doesn't appear she was ever on, and has also given first-hand accounts on others. When asked her source it's either "just trust me" or "a friend of mine knows her." It just seems a little too convenient.
 

Janjan is back with a new diagnosis and hints about future ear surgery. Click bait title mentioning Jacquie she talks about the fundraiser for about 20 seconds and seems to know fuck all about it other than she's going
A fundraiser for Jaq? Isn't that what the fucking Amazon "condolence" list, PayPal, and Jaq's Patreon are for?
 
There were a couple of other family members that announced her death which still doesn't really prove anything. And the username thing might be someone who didn't realize they were logged into their main acct and not their stalker account.

However, the person who announced that she died alone on the train was also the one who gave the intel that Jaquie had been taken off life support which it doesn't appear she was ever on, and has also given first-hand accounts on others. When asked her source it's either "just trust me" or "a friend of mine knows her." It just seems a little too convenient.
I know someone who is friends with her parents and sort of friends with her. Her parents, cousin, and husband posted about it and her mom went so far as saying she would let someone know about when arrangements would be. That would be pretty elaborate to be lying.
 
I know someone who is friends with her parents and sort of friends with her. Her parents, cousin, and husband posted about it and her mom went so far as saying she would let someone know about when arrangements would be. That would be pretty elaborate to be lying.

Cool, I'll take it as a confirmed dead as fuck. Obligatory "play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

Which one are we going to cyberbully to death next?
 
I think most gastroenterologists hate Bayer at this point.

Well their share price is through the floor since they bought Monsanto (oi! Just seen the filter for that, haha.. I mean Big Weedkiller Company ) just before the ‘hey, roundup is carcinogenic!’ Thing happened. Whoever does due diligence from them is probably in the doghouse

Also, keep your cats away because even licking a tablet can cause methemoglobinemia

Interestingly some teething gels like bonjela can do this too, as can most of the lidocaine type drugs. Painkillers, people, there are consequences....

Well that explains why paracetamol does nothing for arthritis pain.

Paracetamol just plain old doesn’t work for a significant number of people. It would never be approved now, as previous posters have said - it’s not effective in enough people and the difference between a therapeutic and a lethal dose is just too small for something every household has. It is a drug to be really cautious with, and used sporadically at the lowest dose possible.

Exactly this. Check out Table 1 in the link below. Notice how there is a "molecular classification" for every form of EDS except for hEDS

there’s a lot of diversity in human connective tissue - a big range of what’s normal from creaky old gits like me who can’t touch their toes to flexible people who can do Cool Shit with yoga. Only the extremes are pathological. The majority of people with mild hypermobility will have only very mild issues. You also get a lot of hyper mobility in women who are pregnant (SPD) and that can cause issues too, most of which resolve just fine.

The GI tract can absorb fentanyl from a patch about 30x faster compared to wearing one on your skin and patches could have up to three days worth of fentanyl in them so that never ended quite well.

I swear junkies are superhuman at finding ways to circumvent ‘anti tamper’ drug formulations. They will manage to cook, melt, open and ingest absolutely anything. It would be worthy of applause if it wasn’t such a drain on the health system. They do consult with ex junkies when they develop new drug formulations, it’s like recruiting ex cons to help with security

So, who’s putting their money down on who’s dying next?

Anna. She’s veering into munchie territory and is weakened by years of anorexia. She’s already looking puffy which is probably her electrolytes all out of whack from purging and she’s got an open hole into her system. One bad flu and over extertion and she’s going to have a heart attack. Cardiac arrest or sepsis, or maybe even a big GI bleed with all that aloe. (I always want to throttle aloe shills - it’s Ok for v mild skin burns but do NOT fucking drink the stuff...) most of these munchies are actually fairly healthy under it all but she’s been abusing her system for years. If she was my kid I’d be moving heaven and earth to get her committed or into inpatient treatment in any way I could.
 
Cool, I'll take it as a confirmed dead as fuck. Obligatory "play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

Which one are we going to cyberbully to death next?

Personally I would love some fresh spoonies if anyone finds any. I need a new pet munchie.

And hopefully people don’t carry on chatting too much shit about this Tara girl. She was basically irrelevant as fuck & kicking the bucket it seems was what she wanted. Eternal spoonie attention.

But of course’ people like to pretend otherwise and champion someone as soon as they are dead. So I’m sure it will be as much a beating a dead horse type situation as jaqs dying was.
 
Paracetamol just plain old doesn’t work for a significant number of people. It would never be approved now, as previous posters have said - it’s not effective in enough people and the difference between a therapeutic and a lethal dose is just too small for something every household has. It is a drug to be really cautious with, and used sporadically at the lowest dose possible.

Tylenol's resilience in the US market is incredible and goes to show what good advertising and PR can do for a shit product. They survived the "this will fucking kill you" FDA warning wars and a major tampering incident that did kill people and incited copycats that also killed people, plus two recalls in 2010 because of contamination, the latter with Burkholderia cepacia.

Meanwhile, also in the US
you can't buy regular kinder eggs because your kid might eat the toy by accident and choke and Cyclamate sweetener has also been banned by the FDA since the 1960s because of a now-debunked study that suggested it caused cancer. Go figure.

Personally I would love some fresh spoonies if anyone finds any. I need a new pet munchie.

Working on it. Katvonwheels is continuing to blossom. A few others I'm monitoring have real potential. Summer is when the 16-22 set are out of school and have nothing better to do than pursue diagnoses and linger at their parents' houses pretending to be dying. It always makes for fertile hunting grounds.
 
Working on it. Katvonwheels is continuing to blossom. A few others I'm monitoring have real potential. Summer is when the 16-22 set are out of school and have nothing better to do than pursue diagnoses and linger at their parents' houses pretending to be dying. It always makes for fertile hunting grounds.

Excellent. She seems like she could be a real sooper star, and you always come up with exceptional individuals.

Meanwhile I've still got my eye on Anelise. With the rate she fucks around with her tubes for extra IG likes I think we will be seeing outstanding things from her.
 
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Some gems of katvonwheels from her insta for those who don’t want the click. Love this.
 
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Some gems of katvonwheels from her insta for those who don’t want the click. Love this.
She's such a fascinating specimen. The 100+ pound weight gain in a year is amazing in its own right but the fact that she managed to convince some doctor to keep her on TPN while she gained 100+ pounds in a year is absolutely fucking astounding. It's a shame they took it away. She could be a real Chantal-tier death fatty if she kept chowing down on shit food while claiming her GI system was totes paralyzed and she couldn't eat anything or even tolerate jejunal tube feeds (coffee and soda are fine tho).

Fun game: since she lives alone and most of her photos are taken from the same angle in her kitchen, check out the food in the backgrounds that she's definitely not eating. So far I've identified ramen, cereal, english muffins, bagels, bread, and something that looked like potato chips.
 
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