Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Dude]

You know that paying to get his shitty, stupid song some radio play is only going to reinforce his mentality that he can get everything he wants for the right price. You know that, don't you?

Yes, the station would have to disclose that the song was played as part of a sponsored promotion. It sounds like this station has a block set aside for this. I found this other promotion that looks basically identical to the Fiverr gig, but for a different price, which states that the station is located in Southeast Alabama / Southwest Georgia. Also, there is a Bryant Corbitt who has a show on 99.7 WOOF FM in Dothan, Alabama from 7pm-Midnight. I can’t find any station on 104.7 in that market, nor any with the KISS FM brand ( :sperg: it can’t be a callsign there since broadcast station callsigns east of the Mississippi River start with a W, apart from a handful of really old licenses)

I believe KISS is in the Utah market, which also reaches part of another state (Wyoming maybe). At least, we used to have a station here with those call letters. It's been a LONG time since I listened to the radio (since I prefer to listen to my own music collection and audiobooks), so this may be a different KISS. But it would make sense that he would want his stupid song being played in his home market.

Edit: I'm getting fucking old and my memory isn't so good anymore. It wasn't KISS here in Utah, it was KISN and they dropped those call letters in 2004. And they were at 97.1FM.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

KISS FM is a brand name owned by iHeartRadio (formerly Clear Channel). There are dozens of stations all over the country with the brand, not all of which are owned by iHeartRadio, and the flagship is KIIS in Los Angeles. There is a KISS branded station on 104.7 in Casper, Wyoming, but unless you have some really good propagation, you won’t pick that up in Utah.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I used to have a college radio show. He wouldn't have fit my theme, but I would have played Russell's song for my average audience of 4...for the right price.

And he would have had to handle my pre and post play commentary.

Hmm...maybe it's for the best. I don't want to get sued!

 

[drain]

Rusty really has no shame
He just straight up pays for people to do his thing. He doesn't even try; I bet he planned paying radio stations since the beginning, since you know, for him everything and everyone has a price.
That's why he's so damn optimistic about his ideas and ''plights'': people will have to do something if he pays them, right?

All the ''I'm sending this song/book/screenplay/whatever to major radio stations/publicists/authors/filmmakers talk is all, as my grandpa says, cheap talk. He isn't just sending shit. He's paying them. Of course, he will spam celebrity e-mails and phones with his ''efforts''; He even bought a copy of his book to give to a hooker. But he knows if he really really wants his things noticed, he has to pay.

I think Rusty getting more recognition would be wonderful: the more the people who know about his tantrums and cheap ways, the better.

 

[cogsworth]

Will Ken survive the next attack on his life? Will mentally ill trolls be stopped by Mitt Romney before anyone else gets hurt? Will Russ's family come to their senses and support Russ in his flattery quest? Will Russ's biological twin sister realize how cool he is and hire a private investigator to find him? And which pop star will Russ pick Ariana, Taylor or Farah or will a new lucky woman win the day?

Find out on the next episode of Russels Balls and PeePee!

 

[Army Burger]

Find out on the next episode of Russels Balls and PeePee!

The show would clearly be called "Suck Me My Penis"

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Russ has spent more money on whores and the production/promotion of godawful music than he has on clean clothes and grooming products/services. For someone that so desperately wants to be in the public eye, particularly as a songwriter, motivator and/or attorney-type, you’d think he’d have the wherewithal to at least invest some of the money he happens to earn into the modern and professional aesthetic. That, at least to me, is one of the most funny things about him.

Dress for the job that you want (bus depot panhandler), not the one that you have (toilet scrubber), Russ.

 

[drain]

Russ has spent more money on whores and the production/promotion of godawful music than he has on clean clothes and grooming products/services.

You know, I always had the opinion that trying to break ''into the biz'' must be exhausting. You have to compete with gazillions of people like (or better than) you, work on your social skills/charm, put this ''always happy/sassy/swagger'' facade, always try to do new things that will catch the public eye, always know the last tween trends, and on top of all that, you still have like, 99% of a chance of failing hard.

For a normal person, the process is already brutal enough. For a mentally ill manchild with mommy issues, it must be excruciating. No wonder why he thinks only writing songs and paying people will do the trick. Rusty doesn't have a fucking clue on how to better himself the way the ''big biz'' expects you to.

 

[DrJonesHat]

You know now he's gonna be all "my song was played on the radio, so I'm a professional song writer so you have pay attention to me!"

 

[nemesisAF]

Russ has spent more money on whores and the production/promotion of godawful music than he has on clean clothes and grooming products/services. For someone that so desperately wants to be in the public eye, particularly as a songwriter, motivator and/or attorney-type, you’d think he’d have the wherewithal to at least invest some of the money he happens to earn into the modern and professional aesthetic. That, at least to me, is one of the most funny things about him.

Dress for the job that you want (bus depot panhandler), not the one that you have (toilet scrubber), Russ.

He has spent more on whores/presex foreplay than everything else. Period. He cited a while ago a $14,000 investment in Hof’s brothers. Assuming that hasn’t grown much and throwing in misc action, strippers puts him at $15,000 minimum [edited to add Venmo dollars for instanthots , maybe an extra hundred.]

His lolsuits prob come next, say all together $2500 or so (incl the AG judgement)

I would be stunned if his artistic endeavors were much over a thou, $1500 tops. Including books and music. Prob most for production of the singles. Backtrack thru the fiverr list and that will include a photoshopper who I’ll bet is the one who gave him all the extra fingers. He really is spending next to nothing on his promotional materials, even though he feels like he has gone thru all the right motions

So no wonder he spends next to nothing on everything else, including grooming and suit. Heck, I wouldn’t be surprised if that wasn’t the suit from the terroristic threats trial

PS it looks like fiverr Jesus didn’t leave Russell a review. Uh oh.

 

[drain]

Imagine how much money Russ would have if he didn't spend it all in hookers/lolsuits/instathots. Depressing.
He would lead a fairly normal life, not a wealthy one by any means, but a comfortable one, if he wasn't so fucking mentally ill.

I remember one time, one of my friends called out this guy in front of all class; He was the whiny incel-ish type with horrible personality and bad hygiene. He always complained about something, and everything bad that happened to him was always other people's fault. So one day my friend got fed up with him and said something like ''why would you throw away your life like this? Why waste everything good that life handed to you and act like a little brat? Most people would kill for a chance of having a roof over their heads and loving parents. Fuck you, you don't deserve any of the good things you have''
Yeah. I make my friend's words my own.

 

[Waddles]

Jiminy Christmas, this thread triggers my fight or flight response.

I've finally finished reading through all 1529 pages, and I feel like I need to take a shower to celebrate. What an absolutely abhorrent individual. Cheers to the next 1500, Russ

 

[AbraCadaver]

Imagine if he had invested all that whore money. Imagine if he had put money down on a nice car and a really decent wardrobe and a monthly haircut and some savings and a basic personal trainer and maybe half a decent two bedroom flat with a roommate, instead of a single bedroom in a flop.

He’d have a better job and possibly a couple legitimate dates by now. Maybe even a few one night stands.

He’d still be a narcissistic piece of shite, but he’d be better off. Instead he eats bottom-shelf cereal, rides the bus and dresses like he robbed a goodwill clothing drop-off box and groomed his hair and face with a box full of broken glass.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Imagine if he had invested all that whore money. Imagine if he had put money down on a nice car and a really decent wardrobe and a monthly haircut and some savings and a basic personal trainer and maybe half a decent two bedroom flat with a roommate, instead of a single bedroom in a flop.

He’d have a better job and possibly a couple legitimate dates by now. Maybe even a few one night stands.

He’d still be a narcissistic piece of shite, but he’d be better off. Instead he eats bottom-shelf cereal, rides the bus and dresses like he robbed a goodwill clothing drop-off box and groomed his hair and face with a box full of broken glass.

You see it doesn't matter what his situation is NOW, soon, Very Soon Now, he'll be famous, and rich, and be able to legally force people not to laugh at him. So dressing like he lives in a van down by the river, and eating generic cereal, and being greasy enough to lube up a stockcar is just a temporary state of affairs.

 

[The Great Citracett]

You see it doesn't matter what his situation is NOW, soon, Very Soon Now, he'll be famous, and rich, and be able to legally force people not to laugh at him. So dressing like he lives in a van down by the river, and eating generic cereal, and being greasy enough to lube up a stockcar is just a temporary state of affairs.

That's one of my favorite aspects of Russ.

Every setback, every lawsuit, every attempt at wooing, every single one is always the absolutely final hurdle before A-list superstardom so he always runs full tilt into the next insane saga while completely neglecting his basic needs and hygiene because he'll have plenty of time to bathe in Hollywood.

 

[Hungerdunger]

Jiminy Christmas, this thread triggers my fight or flight response.

I've finally finished reading through all 1529 pages, and I feel like I need to take a shower to celebrate. What an absolutely abhorrent individual. Cheers to the next 1500, Russ

Excellent work! Any standout moments for you?

 

[Waddles]

Excellent work! Any standout moments for you?

Well, the classics of course. I think we all get a good chuckle when we think back on Russtopher paying thousands of dollars to get dunked on in an Olive Garden.

But I really am tickled by all of the random idioms and simple sentences he manages to fuck up. I think there was one instance where he was commenting on something by Sam Ambreen(?) and he mentioned that he'd asked Null politely "very three times" to remove something. Very three! Good job, Russell. Maybe try a very few more

 

[AbraCadaver]

That's one of my favorite aspects of Russ.

Every setback, every lawsuit, every attempt at wooing, every single one is always the absolutely final hurdle before A-list superstardom so he always runs full tilt into the next insane saga while completely neglecting his basic needs and hygiene because he'll have plenty of time to bathe in Hollywood.

He is the epitome of the disputed Steinback quote: Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

 

[8777BB5]

I'm still waiting for his second book to come out. For those wondering Russell is doing a second one that will feature among other things a Blaxploitation fight scene outside the Costco Receiving area at 5:30 in the morning as well as an American Pop esque performance of his Taylor Swift song (I imagine something like this but not as awesome)

)

 

[Banh Xeo]

He’s also waiting for The Merge