Oof, I know others have commented on it, but man if this isn't what this thread is suppose to be about. We gotta dissect this a bit:
1) Russiagate sperging, apparently Trump has not real power because Putin put him in the office, drinking game phrase
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN
2) Usual party out of power hyperbole of the sitting president declaring themselves dictator. Just as cringey as when it was Bush Jr, and Obama, wasn't politically aware enough to catch it with Clinton. Weird pedophile slur thrown in there for no reason, he's not mad bro.
3) I don't disagree with the Trump Family not becoming a political dynasty, though Ivanka becoming the first Female president would be spicy. Fake millionaire? Pretty sure the one tax record y'all got a hold of dismisses that.
4) Apparently Trump is already going down, its just the public hasn't noticed it because
TRUMP controls the narrative? lol
5) Trump has been helped by the GOP and the Mainstream media! Apparently he's been black mailing them so that they have continuously screwed him out of the wall, and have been blaring a 24/7 non-stop smear campaign for over two years instead of... I'm guessing assassinating him? I dunno, this is some real looney shit but at least it's new looney shit.
6) Apparently Trump is slipping into dementia. Trump has been doing multiple hours long speeches all year in front of crowds of tens of thousands. I think you're looking in the mirror their buddy if you're seeing demntia.
7) Apparently, everyone but Trump broke the law, and some group he refers to as "We" could arrest any of them whenever they like and will if they "have" to? I'm guessing he is referring to We as the American people, but it just seems like a desperate power fantasy.

Assange is a Russian agent, and him getting the book thrown at him is evidence that Trump is working with Putin, against his agents.
9) A pointless Jab at Ben Carson, that dirty dirty Uncle Tom.
10) THE JUDICIAL BRANCH REMAINS INDEPENDENT! Ohhh man, I mean, yeah techinically, but he's in for a really rude awakening if he thinks that the Judiciary hasn't been staffed heavily by Trumps pick. Besides two Supreme Court picks, the liberal bastion of unconstitutionalism 9th District is getting Trumped. Trump's recod in the courts is laughable!‽? I have to guess he's meaning Manafort, Papadeux, Flynn, and Cohen getting busted for mostly stuff completely before associating themselves with Trump, cause otherwise its been win win win for Trump, from activist judges blocking executive orders, to Stormy Daniels.
11) Oh, you sweet summer cuckold, still dreaming that Mueller will come in on a rainbow unicorn and deliver and 940 turn on his report and spill all the damning evidence and conclusions that were redacted all around the no collusion synopsis.
I gotta say, I really miss stuff like that. Rarely will TDS suffer's go into that much detail, because, well, it's as flimsy and embarrassing as this was. I guess he missed the memo that he needed to just call Trump ludicrous hyperbole and justify it by saying "It's clearly evident" rather than anything hinged to reality.