I have no idea why people are putting any stock into this whole eating disorder clinic story. Hasn't said she's had an appointment "next week" or "soon" for weeks now? Plus, hasn't she claimed she was referred to one each time after she went to the ER and Psyche Emerge. (Be sure to catch this prog rock sensation live and in concert this Sunday-Sunday-Sunday)
A few pages back I said that Psyche Emerge would make a good stand name and now fuck me if I'm starting to think of it as her stand.
It's just a tiny, tiny disembodied brain connected directly to a pair of floating eyeballs (replete with winged eyeliner) and a tremendous mouth, like the Rolling Stones' old logo. Connected to that, a throat, esophagus, and massive digestive tract, which itself ends in...nothing. The stand eats, and eats, and eats, and everything eventually just falls out the bottom. It's never full. Never satisfied. And so it never, ever, stops.
That's no doubt what we're seeing now. She's lying to herself and everybody else by pretending that she intends to go to the ED clinic and follow their rules when the time comes. That's why she's on Chantal's Ottawa Fast Food Tour. The "last hurrah" mentality never fails with them. It's such a ridiculous concept.
The last hurrah mentality with an alcoholic is incredibly stupid but we can at least say that they have already hit rock bottom. Weight is a different story because the more pounds you gain and the longer the process of weight loss is. Chantal is just digging a bigger hole by gaining pounds after pounds doing crazy binges before supposedly entering a disorder clinic.
Also i am convinced that she is so insufferable that she would get kicked out before leaving on her own. I really doubt that they have anytime to entertain giant toddlers who want attention when they could be helping someone who actually wants to get better.
Many years in the future, long after her 40-something death, I imagine Chantal being a case study in a lecture on psychology or anthropology. In the last decade it's come to light what prolonged isolation, purposelessness and ease of living does to the human mind, in a fashion that has never been possible before. Even 50 years ago, Chantal would have been forced by circumstance to work a job, which would have made her develop some kind of social skills and prevented her from staying up all night cramming food into her craw. She would probably still have been a bitch with <5 friends, but she wouldn't be 430lbs and she wouldn't be a complete nutcase who lives or dies by the opinions of faceless strangers on YouTube (because, as a consequence of her own actions, she has no validation from anywhere else). I think this is what comes of Canada's generous welfare and the internet's amazing capability to allow people to reach out and interact - both arguably good things, but not so good for Chintal. It's the age of decadence.
Chantal Sarault is a disaster. Here's a metaphor for her life, featuring the rainbow of mortal sins for which she is culpable:
Spoilt by her mother - who is herself a prototype Chantal - her sloth and gluttony have led her into a noxious garden of delusion and fantasy. Every day, she tries a new way (which, really, is always the old way) of making this garden into a fabulous bower that will inspire envy, and making herself into its green lean pizza machine queen who will solicit lust. But the only way she'll attempt it is imagination - or rather, fantasisation - of her goals; her greed means she thinks she can reap the rewards of hard work merely by cultivating the impression (to others and to herself) that she's doing it, and when someone points out that her garden is a grotesque thicket overgrown with weeds, and she hasn't done a single thing to change it, her solipsistic pride is maimed and she wrathfully says "It's my garden! Like honestly! I can't plant anything right now because of my nails!"
She wants more than anybody can have, and does less to get it than anybody can do. Like I said in the first paragraph, she simply lives in a world where this would happen to someone as nasty, stupid and greedy as she is, and so it did. She'll never change, because her idea of change doesn't extend beyond deciding that she'll change without doing anything differently. It's sad, funny, morbid, and fascinating that she'll never point a bloated, pink-taloned finger of blame (that is, of responsibility) at herself, when nothing else could possibly be the problem.
She said in her post psych emerge video that she bypassed the waiting list and now they have to call her within “a few” weeks. She may have even said two but I don’t want to go back and listen. No matter, it’s a lah.
If they did call her at the right time, when she’s at the point in her cycle where she’s thinking about dieting, getting her Everest on or whatever, she might step foot in the door. And we’ll get lots of haughty vlogs about how this is the best way and how only losers try on their own, and now there is proof she has a disorder. But the second they restrict her and say no fast food, she’ll leave. Because, what is life without fast food?
Lots of us don’t eat it and manage but she will never believe that, it’s so intrinsic to her life. For Chantel, it’s like Jeffree Star with his Hermes bags and designer goodies, or Gwyneth Paltrow without woo, a Kardashian without a camera, Queen Elizabeth without a hat or Russ Greer without dreaming of Taylor Swift sucking his penis. Just inconceivable.
Her entire life is food but not just food-junk food. Has she ever gone more than a couple sentences without talking about food or eating?
When she can’t, when it’s a sex story or whatever, she substitutes farts in place. Fast food is the only thing she thinks about.
In the video from yesterday, when she was sitting in the car with Peetz, eating Wendy's, Chantal mentioned she stood up to a jock who bullied James by saying, "Take a look at this Einstein." Peetz says he doesn't remember this. The story in question starts at the 14:20 mark, below the spoiler.
#mukbang #wendysmukbang Hi guys! Eating a Wendy's mukbang with my ex boyfriend Peetz! We do a storytime about how we met and eat Wendy's fast-food. Thanks fo...
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In a 2017 video, while she's chomping on falafel, she begins talking about this guy in high school named Clode. She and Clode met the same way she and Peetz did, in an English/writing class. He was known to leave leftovers in his locker (one time it was a bologna and cheese sandwich, and another was beef stroganoff, God knows what else). Apparently, it was so smelly the stench traveled from his locker to the end of the hall. The kids took bets on what would be in there. A counselor had to clean it out once because Clode was too embarrassed to do it.
She goes on to tell a story about how she stood up for him once, and low and behold, it was the exact same story she told yesterday, even mentioning the O'Doyle rules kid from Billy Madison. The only detail that changed in this version: they were walking side-by-side (not talking) because they left class at the same time. Hearing the story on 5/24/19 they were intentionally talking because they were friends. Take from it what you will. I thought it was interesting.
The November 2017 video is below beginning with the story about the "Einstein Bully."
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Below is the entire Clode story about the smelly locker, if you're curious.
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In the video from yesterday, when she was sitting in the car with Peetz, eating Wendy's, Chantal mentioned she stood up to a jock who bullied James by saying, "Take a look at this Einstein." Peetz says he doesn't remember this. The story in question starts at the 14:20 mark, below the spoiler.
#mukbang #wendysmukbang Hi guys! Eating a Wendy's mukbang with my ex boyfriend Peetz! We do a storytime about how we met and eat Wendy's fast-food. Thanks fo...
youtu.be
In a 2017 video, while she's chomping on falafel, she begins talking about this guy in high school named Clode. She and Clode met the same way she and Peetz did, in an English/writing class. He was known to leave leftovers in his locker (one time it was a bologna and cheese sandwich, and another was beef stroganoff, God knows what else). Apparently, it was so smelly the stench traveled from his locker to the end of the hall. The kids took bets on what would be in there. A counselor had to clean it out once because Clode was too embarrassed to do it.
She goes on to tell a story about how she stood up for him once, and low and behold, it was the exact same story she told yesterday, even mentioning the O'Doyle rules kid from Billy Madison. The only detail that changed in this version: they were walking side-by-side (not talking) because they left class at the same time. Hearing the story on 5/24/19 they were intentionally talking because they were friends. Take from it what you will. I thought it was interesting.
The November 2017 video is below beginning with the story about the "Einstein Bully."
Hey Foodie Beauties!! Just a bonus video! Love yas! Please follow me on social media: Instagram: chantilly_marie_lace Twitter: @thechantalshoww Younow!: bigb...
youtu.be
Below is the entire Clode story about the smelly locker, if you're curious.
Hey Foodie Beauties!! Just a bonus video! Love yas! Please follow me on social media: Instagram: chantilly_marie_lace Twitter: @thechantalshoww Younow!: bigb...
the fact that you have the memory to remember this is amazing to me. usually whenever I try to watch Chantal her talking gets drowned out by my disgust at her eating or just getting bored.
I believe she had another account with a username that had something to do with bananas (lol). It was pretty early in the thread, and the only post I saw was "Yes, I've been lurking for a while" or something like that.
In the video from yesterday, when she was sitting in the car with Peetz, eating Wendy's, Chantal mentioned she stood up to a jock who bullied James by saying, "Take a look at this Einstein." Peetz says he doesn't remember this. The story in question starts at the 14:20 mark, below the spoiler.
#mukbang #wendysmukbang Hi guys! Eating a Wendy's mukbang with my ex boyfriend Peetz! We do a storytime about how we met and eat Wendy's fast-food. Thanks fo...
youtu.be
In a 2017 video, while she's chomping on falafel, she begins talking about this guy in high school named Clode. She and Clode met the same way she and Peetz did, in an English/writing class. He was known to leave leftovers in his locker (one time it was a bologna and cheese sandwich, and another was beef stroganoff, God knows what else). Apparently, it was so smelly the stench traveled from his locker to the end of the hall. The kids took bets on what would be in there. A counselor had to clean it out once because Clode was too embarrassed to do it.
She goes on to tell a story about how she stood up for him once, and low and behold, it was the exact same story she told yesterday, even mentioning the O'Doyle rules kid from Billy Madison. The only detail that changed in this version: they were walking side-by-side (not talking) because they left class at the same time. Hearing the story on 5/24/19 they were intentionally talking because they were friends. Take from it what you will. I thought it was interesting.
The November 2017 video is below beginning with the story about the "Einstein Bully."
Hey Foodie Beauties!! Just a bonus video! Love yas! Please follow me on social media: Instagram: chantilly_marie_lace Twitter: @thechantalshoww Younow!: bigb...
youtu.be
Below is the entire Clode story about the smelly locker, if you're curious.
Hey Foodie Beauties!! Just a bonus video! Love yas! Please follow me on social media: Instagram: chantilly_marie_lace Twitter: @thechantalshoww Younow!: bigb...
After the last few days, I'm expecting the cheat meal to be several pounds of roast beef from Arbys, and a vat of that shitty plastic cheese. Chintel is going to be in a kiddy play pool to keep the floor clean, and she's just going to lay into it like the hog she is.
In the video from yesterday, when she was sitting in the car with Peetz, eating Wendy's, Chantal mentioned she stood up to a jock who bullied James by saying, "Take a look at this Einstein." Peetz says he doesn't remember this. The story in question starts at the 14:20 mark, below the spoiler.
#mukbang #wendysmukbang Hi guys! Eating a Wendy's mukbang with my ex boyfriend Peetz! We do a storytime about how we met and eat Wendy's fast-food. Thanks fo...
youtu.be
In a 2017 video, while she's chomping on falafel, she begins talking about this guy in high school named Clode. She and Clode met the same way she and Peetz did, in an English/writing class. He was known to leave leftovers in his locker (one time it was a bologna and cheese sandwich, and another was beef stroganoff, God knows what else). Apparently, it was so smelly the stench traveled from his locker to the end of the hall. The kids took bets on what would be in there. A counselor had to clean it out once because Clode was too embarrassed to do it.
She goes on to tell a story about how she stood up for him once, and low and behold, it was the exact same story she told yesterday, even mentioning the O'Doyle rules kid from Billy Madison. The only detail that changed in this version: they were walking side-by-side (not talking) because they left class at the same time. Hearing the story on 5/24/19 they were intentionally talking because they were friends. Take from it what you will. I thought it was interesting.
The November 2017 video is below beginning with the story about the "Einstein Bully."
Hey Foodie Beauties!! Just a bonus video! Love yas! Please follow me on social media: Instagram: chantilly_marie_lace Twitter: @thechantalshoww Younow!: bigb...
youtu.be
Below is the entire Clode story about the smelly locker, if you're curious.
Hey Foodie Beauties!! Just a bonus video! Love yas! Please follow me on social media: Instagram: chantilly_marie_lace Twitter: @thechantalshoww Younow!: bigb...
Not only is it amazing that you caught Chintal in another one of her lies (no wonder Peetz has no memory of this incident, HEE HEE), but I ended up watching this entire video. It's classic Chantal, complete with her many weird tics - SHHH I SAID SHHH, HAH's, foodgasm eyerolls, darting eyes and digging falafel out of her cleavage -
but I also noticed this pinned comment addressing the story of her old coworkers from later in the video, which is pretty entertaining, especially after we were treated to last night's chimpout:
Perhaps our Chinspiration should take her own advice and remove that stick from her ample shelf-ass.
The story itself has all the Chantal hallmarks: Bill and Tam Tam were a married couple, but of course Bill was always hitting on our irresistible girl. And Chintal had to assert her superiority over Tam Tam by going into detail and even singing a song about how fat Tam Tam was.
And somehow in her quest to paint herself as the hero of the story, she managed to find an opportunity to give us some insight about how Bill took really "smelly craps".
Here's the story, timestamped for anyone wanting an appetite suppressant:
In the video from yesterday, when she was sitting in the car with Peetz, eating Wendy's, Chantal mentioned she stood up to a jock who bullied James by saying, "Take a look at this Einstein." Peetz says he doesn't remember this. The story in question starts at the 14:20 mark, below the spoiler.
#mukbang #wendysmukbang Hi guys! Eating a Wendy's mukbang with my ex boyfriend Peetz! We do a storytime about how we met and eat Wendy's fast-food. Thanks fo...
youtu.be
In a 2017 video, while she's chomping on falafel, she begins talking about this guy in high school named Clode. She and Clode met the same way she and Peetz did, in an English/writing class. He was known to leave leftovers in his locker (one time it was a bologna and cheese sandwich, and another was beef stroganoff, God knows what else). Apparently, it was so smelly the stench traveled from his locker to the end of the hall. The kids took bets on what would be in there. A counselor had to clean it out once because Clode was too embarrassed to do it.
She goes on to tell a story about how she stood up for him once, and low and behold, it was the exact same story she told yesterday, even mentioning the O'Doyle rules kid from Billy Madison. The only detail that changed in this version: they were walking side-by-side (not talking) because they left class at the same time. Hearing the story on 5/24/19 they were intentionally talking because they were friends. Take from it what you will. I thought it was interesting.
The November 2017 video is below beginning with the story about the "Einstein Bully."
Hey Foodie Beauties!! Just a bonus video! Love yas! Please follow me on social media: Instagram: chantilly_marie_lace Twitter: @thechantalshoww Younow!: bigb...
youtu.be
Below is the entire Clode story about the smelly locker, if you're curious.
Hey Foodie Beauties!! Just a bonus video! Love yas! Please follow me on social media: Instagram: chantilly_marie_lace Twitter: @thechantalshoww Younow!: bigb...
