OMG, she is fucking insane (has anyone made this observation before?)
So she continues her new trend of opening with someone else's video. She makes note of how cute the mukbanger is (she would be cuter if she wasn't trying to fit a whole plate of pasta in her mouth at one time...), and rhetorically asks, "I can do this too, right?" No, stupid. You will look like a fucking monster. It ain't gonna make you look like a cute girl.
Next, we get a close up of her pig trotter caressing a pack of instant ramen. Oops, make that two packs... (Note to any fatties out there: try this: one pack is one serving, one sandwich is one meal, one piece of chicken is for one person...get how simple it is? I promise you'll lose weight if you stick to eating for one instead of two or three...)
Her clever new way of presenting content is with text rather than speech it seems. We get to see every dumb idea in her head this way...and they are dumb.
Oh my god, I hate this video so much and I am only in it 40 seconds so far. Stupidity right from blast-off.
She is still stroking the noodle packs, as if it were Bibi's dick. It is getting cringy already.
Then we cut to her, and she's waving, all cheerful and whispery voiced. Let's not forget, the last time we really saw her for a chat, she was chimping out big time. Now she's all happy again, like nothing ever happened.
Christ, the whispering is another new video innovation, and it makes her fucking inaudible. Gotta crank up the speakers for this shit. I hate this video even more than I did thirty seconds ago.
She must be trying for some ASMR effect, but she and Amberlynn and all fatties have proven not to understand what ASMR is. They tend to think sloppy chewing noises is ASMR, but they have precisely the opposite effect. Here, her crinkling of the noodle packs and her whisper must be what she thinks ASMR is all about. Fucking fatties are such imbeciles.
She made both packs of noodles, and she's eating them in a sexy, sultry way. Did I mention I fucking hate this video already? I did? Twice? Well, now I hate it even more. I'm sorry, but there is nothing sexy about her eating. All I can think about are the skid marks her leaky ass sit in all day at the other end. I don't think I have ever wanted to punch her before, but she's almost got me there now.,.
She lovingly opens her lips and slurps in the noodles. She fucking doesn't look anything like the cute chick; she looks like big, fat, dumb Chantal as usual.
She seems to have a mic in her gullet, so every gulp is presented in Sensurround, and it is horrific. Remember how I said three times already that I fucking hate this video? Well, it just gets worse and worse.
She is gasping for air, which she blithely writes off as "fat girl problems" I hear death is a fat girl problem, too.
Her text jokes are awful. She thinks the disgusting sounds of her lips smacking and shit going down her throat sound like "people having sex in a tub of mac 'n' cheese". Talk about bizarre fantasies; I bet that is her idea of erotic heaven.
She blows her shnozz wetly into a paper towel, and then rubs her eyes with the snot using the same towel. Even when she is trying to be a foodie sexpot, she can't help being fucking disgusting Chantal. It is so spicy her eyes are watering. She wipes her mouth and then dabs her eyes with the same towel (duh, maybe that's what is making your eyes water, ya fat mountain of festering shit?)
Much of the middle of the video is taken up with her gasping for air while she keeps wiping her face. We get a couple of thumbs up, as if she just landed a helicopter on an aircraft carrier.
She looks miserable toward the end, barely able to breathe, her eyes dripping, her nose wet. She shakes her head at the camera...
She makes more horrifying noises with her mouth, lips, and gullet, and the text says it sounds like "squids having sex" Gotta hand it to you Chantal, you ought to be a stand up comedian.
The whole video is just her slurping up this shit, looking more and more distressed, until it looks like somebody has beaten the shit out of her. Not a sexy look, I am afraid.
She's gonna stick to "ASMR food items from now on"
I daresay if she does, she may well become utterly unwatchable...
Oh my god, was this a horrific video to sit through. Instead of ASMR tingles, I think I have PTSD.
Not only is she utterly tone deaf as to what her audience wants (except the feeders, who this was clearly made for), she couldn't even get through the meal without looking absolutely miserable. She is a failure even at feeder fetish porn videos. There really is nothing she is capable of doing. Turns out I was right at the outset, when I said it would make her look like a monster...
A truly horrific experience; the most unpleasant video of hers I have ever sat through, and not in a good way.
She has flipped her freakin' lid.
