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The camera must be in the stratosphere for her to get this angle. And you can STILL tell she has a waddle.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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sixcarbchiligorl
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I can’t believe this latest video.
First of all the spicy noodle challenge is years old. So if she was hoping to get clicks for that, she’s wrong.
Did she think putting Veronica Wang in her thumbnail would get clicks? Because again wrong. No one cares about Veronica anymore
Also ASMR is its own community with a lot of its own rules and social norms/regulations (especially for eating videos) and she violated every conceivable one with this video. More than I’m willing to sit here and list.
A simple eat with me/mukbang video? It’s a fail because she is just gagging it down and not even talking.
The closest thing this video could be defined as is some dark sick fetish porn in which case she should have posted it on porn hub, not YouTube.
This video is dark, vile, disgusting, sick, and wrong. I can’t imagine even her asspatters know what to think of this one.
She’s flown waaaaaaay over the kookoos nest.
First of all the spicy noodle challenge is years old. So if she was hoping to get clicks for that, she’s wrong.
Did she think putting Veronica Wang in her thumbnail would get clicks? Because again wrong. No one cares about Veronica anymore
Also ASMR is its own community with a lot of its own rules and social norms/regulations (especially for eating videos) and she violated every conceivable one with this video. More than I’m willing to sit here and list.
A simple eat with me/mukbang video? It’s a fail because she is just gagging it down and not even talking.
The closest thing this video could be defined as is some dark sick fetish porn in which case she should have posted it on porn hub, not YouTube.
This video is dark, vile, disgusting, sick, and wrong. I can’t imagine even her asspatters know what to think of this one.
She’s flown waaaaaaay over the kookoos nest.
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WHAT A PACK OF LIES.
First she says this is her first time trying ASMR, which is a lie. She used to talk about doing ASMR eating noises. Here's a video from July 2017, where she even puts it in the title.
And also, she's already ate this spicy ramen shit before! From August 2017:
Just pathological.
First she says this is her first time trying ASMR, which is a lie. She used to talk about doing ASMR eating noises. Here's a video from July 2017, where she even puts it in the title.
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Too bad she can't wipe anymore, Given her hygiene it would be more than her eyes on fire.
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OMG I can't fathom having the fire shits and not even being able to reach my turdhole. "
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The bitch is live. watch before she deletes:
She is eating a royal oreo blizzard and is teehee'ing left and right.
She is in total manic mode.
She is eating a royal oreo blizzard and is teehee'ing left and right.
She is in total manic mode.
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RIP Cuntal's neck.
She also seems to be physically incapable of chewing (who needs to chew ice cream so much?!) with her mouth closed anymore.
"It feels good to pee, poop, and blow your nose." Jesus Tapdancing Christ, I'm out. She must have decided to sell her soul to the feeders and bodily function fetish watchers for continued cash at this point, with how hard she's throwing herself into it. I wonder when the regret and fake-crying video will hit now, she might stay on this manic tear for longer than I expected.
She also seems to be physically incapable of chewing (who needs to chew ice cream so much?!) with her mouth closed anymore.
"It feels good to pee, poop, and blow your nose." Jesus Tapdancing Christ, I'm out. She must have decided to sell her soul to the feeders and bodily function fetish watchers for continued cash at this point, with how hard she's throwing herself into it. I wonder when the regret and fake-crying video will hit now, she might stay on this manic tear for longer than I expected.
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Sugar will too. It is an old gag to play on greenies, just take sugar with your chiles.
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It seems so disproportionate to have ~54K on YouTube and less than 5K on IG. Though those numbers would be more in line had she never gone viral after her Fat Girl Files video.
Chantal is trying so hard and hasn't even done much research into trying to figure out what her new branding will be.
- She can't be a weight loss channel because she just keeps failing and finds it 'boring and tedious
- Can't be a vegan or plant based channel because she can't do plant based for more than a few weeks
- She doesn't understand the ASMR genre and thinks it's just making noises eating noodles and whispering and seems she's desperate to fit into a YouTube Genre that isn't mukbangs but doesn't really understand and of them and the communities
- No one really seems to be interested in her shitty Torrid 'hauls' and try-ons
- She's trying to move away from Mukbangs and binge eating but that's all she has going for her
- She's not charismatic or that funny. She's more or less like an 80's shock jock and even when she has the sing song voice, people can still detect her underlying bitch tones. In fact that tone increases her bitch factor.
- She's run out of stories that are almost 20 years old from when she was an asshole teenager
- Cooking videos are not going to go well because she's an amateur home cook at best. Even her simple curry recipe video was lacking in how to present a recipe/cooking video. AL's shitty recipes are done in a better format.
- She's not an expert on food - while she loves to eat, she doesn't know that much about ingredients, method of cooking. So it's not like she's going to teach us recipes or techniques that are helpful such as an InstantPot or even doing meal prep videos like LyfebyJen did for a while, which was somewhat interesting.
- She says she doesn't want to go back to college unless she figures out a major she enjoys - well duh, she should learn about social media marketing if anything.
- Her "Mystery Mondays" which will be like her "Creepy Pastas" are boring as shit
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Can someone explain to me whats wrong with foodie beauty's eye. Every time she scratches or wipes her eye the other eye looks like its about to fall out. That shit scares me.
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Fuck, she's such a gross, disgusting asshole. She is a pro at out-doing her God awful, horrible personality. Congrats Chinny on sinking lower and lower.
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The way she holds her chop sticks is something else. I guess the hand fat makes it difficult, surely she isn't just a dumb clown....
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She looks high AF.
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The 'live' stream is very telling & you don't even have to listen to her.
What it tells me is that she's about 5 pounds away from not being able to fit behind the wheel of her car anymore.
And, someone asked where Bibi was. She said he was at home, but she wanted to go for a drive. That's Chantal speak for: I want fast food, so I left to go eat it.
I also hit the 'full screen' button by mistake & suddenly she filled my computer screen. It was terrifying, & she seems to be getting fatter & fatter. Lord, she is massive.
She's going back to Pizza Pizza to use their bathroom & was nice enough to tell us it's a #2.
She also can barely hold it.
I bet she gets food there too.
And this is the 2nd time she's using their bathroom tonight. Ugh. I'm out.
What it tells me is that she's about 5 pounds away from not being able to fit behind the wheel of her car anymore.
And, someone asked where Bibi was. She said he was at home, but she wanted to go for a drive. That's Chantal speak for: I want fast food, so I left to go eat it.
I also hit the 'full screen' button by mistake & suddenly she filled my computer screen. It was terrifying, & she seems to be getting fatter & fatter. Lord, she is massive.
She's going back to Pizza Pizza to use their bathroom & was nice enough to tell us it's a #2.
She also can barely hold it.
I bet she gets food there too.
And this is the 2nd time she's using their bathroom tonight. Ugh. I'm out.
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Live stream reactions:
She again states "I don't want to be a weight loss channel. I know I've shared too much about my life".
No, she's not following any medical or professional medical diet.
Eating on video she gets more comments than other obese people (She failed to read the whole Simply Sara like comments on this forum as it's not being obese that gets the hate, it's being a ranting disabling, deleting flip flopping condescending bitch ranting person.
Why does she do these live streams in her car?
She knows people troll and hate her and people that care. It's weird to watch her change, and she started her channel that way because she always flips flops, is wishy washy and hates that and just how she is and wishes she wasn't.
Comments do bother her and not 'Trying to be like, an asshole when I do rant videos, not trying to rant back at you guys, I'm just upset, you know?"
SHe just wanna likes, want to 'whatever'. Her cat is fine. Vet said the teeth are harder as she's old and teeth hurt, had them cleaned 'a few years ago' and 'honestly, it's traumatizing to go to the vet" and shits in the carrier, and to put her through a teeth cleaning is too traumatic, to give soft food and she slipped about putting her to sleep but back tracked. Apparently to let the cat "eat in peace" than trying to figure out the best quality of life by doing dental work or putting the cat to sleep.
WHen re-enable comments, she'll unblock a lot that she has blocked in haste. So apparently she realizes and aware her temper means that she'll just block people when she's having an episode.
She doesn't like people to be saying "you deleted me and not know what it's for" if she's turning people back on she needs to be i na place she's not sure she can go.
"Honestly.........I don't want my comments to be negative and depressing like AL's, like Honestly, I can't figure out how to keep the positivity of my fans and how to not let the negativity" (Paraphrased as I lost the text on this)
She's now going about how disgusting the noodle are and she choked trying to do a Veronica Wang big bite.
Chantal now saying ASMR was a 'parody' because it sucked so bad.
Chantal knowing that she has to balance the negative comments because that's a part of being a successful channel and not ready to do that.
Bibi is at home and she wanted to go for a drive, but it's 'creepy out here guys'. (MOre like she's a secret eater and hiding her binges again)
Says she hasn't had a binge in a whle because "I'm careful about it, like careful about calories, so someimtes it's an OMAD or IF...ummm.. no whatever you want is not a binge. In a way it satisfies the food addict aspect, as I get that dopamine affect, but I don't know, and going to see how it goes.... and trying to being consistent and going back and forth" Doesn't want to keep changing her way of eating because of how inconsistent it is and upsets people.
Wants to eat peppers, cucumbers and pickles cut up as she likes that.
Went for drive to DQ and parked in the empty lot to "talk to you guys".
Going to be doing great ideas this week: Tomorrow is "HEH" a dinner and mystery thing. Have some bought all elf products and doing foundation and concealer is beige, which my be too dark "hehehehehh" . Realizes her video will make it on ASMR cringe.
She's now saying she's never had any trauma that could cause for her over eating "Always spoiled and happy" mind you she has emotionally comfort eaten in about a dozen of her videos in which she discusses sexual assualts, expolites when she was a teen or how her dad snapped at her (The tam-tam billy story time indicates her father, what little she was around him, had a ballistic and tyrannical temper. Sound familiar?)
Someone says being bullied is traumatizing and she blames herself how she was treated. SOme telling her not her fault, though I'm pesonally having trouble believing she didn't initiate behaviors towards her, she then twists the question into her being fat causing her YouTube hate.
Peetz every Friday.
She says no PCOS her cysts are not that category.
Ehhhhhhhh... yea, so I'm going to cut it here. I can't deal with her anymore. She's asked about IBS, she's not sure what she has because shit upsets her stomach. Yet she just fucking ate Korean spicy noodles and 'feeling something brewing now" with her awkward laugh and expects a cop to ask why she's there and she doesn't probiotics.
And... she just said "There's a Pizza Pizza right near by if she needs to do some damage to a toilet" and she's not going to eat Pizza Pizza because it's not planned and has a 'healthy' schedule with make up and dressing and will take 'careful planning".
Yea, I think I got everything we all need...
Oh fuck she lived with a boarding family and she's going to do 'french recipes' and learned to make real french food, she thinks it was, and she'll make it tomorrow. She doesn't know if the food is fucking french or not but she's going to record it.
Her personal trainer reached out and she has two lessons left she paid for and probably wont' use. She's all about using a bathroom (hehehheheh Sheldon laugh) and people telling her to go in the bushes and now contemplating what bathroom to destroy. "I don't want to go to McDonalds... should I go back to Pizza Pizza? I shouldn't have eaten that... any one familiar... "
She needs to shit and doesn't know where and this is going to be her fire shit.... "I can't use that McD's the bathroom is upstairs"
Holy fuck... she's decided "I have no shame" and went to the bathroom in the Pizza Pizza and laundromat people will see her again - meaning she was laready there.. it's busy there, she has to go to the bathroom it's busy... literally shit, all people waiting to get pizza...
There's a table of guys............holy shit... she's now put the camera on and she's going to go destroy the Pizza Pizza bathroom
She just got back in car, laughing, releived... "what are you all talking about... I'm going to go... do you all have to adjust yourselves" She's paranoid, of breath...
She has to go back as she told Bibi she'd be out for a quick drive, goes to a Freshco and it's open and she's going to do some shopping.
Eating out causes her to need to shit immediately, she's still talking to people though she needs to go home to Bibi, but wants to go buy shit to Fresco, limit eating out to once a week (fast food) and do more recipe stuff, going to try to make stuff from scratch (bitch has no idea how to cook; is never going to happen).
It was the blizzard that made her go to the bathroom. "Mukbangers on noodles" are poised and don't flinch. "I like cooking more than I think I do, and I need to be more careful when I cook and pick my nose?"
And my soul....I feel emptier inside knowing there are humans this vapid that randomly shit in restrooms.
FOR FUCKS SAKE: SHe's now on a story time of some guy in HIgh SChool that she did a paper for him and he blamed her fat fingers for typos. WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY STORY IS ESSENTIALLY FROM 20 YEARS AGO?!
SHe recently got cable back so apparently uploading shit posts on Youtube is bringing her $$$ even though Bibi works two jobs and she wastes money on unripe mangoes and shit.
She again states "I don't want to be a weight loss channel. I know I've shared too much about my life".
No, she's not following any medical or professional medical diet.
Eating on video she gets more comments than other obese people (She failed to read the whole Simply Sara like comments on this forum as it's not being obese that gets the hate, it's being a ranting disabling, deleting flip flopping condescending bitch ranting person.
Why does she do these live streams in her car?
She knows people troll and hate her and people that care. It's weird to watch her change, and she started her channel that way because she always flips flops, is wishy washy and hates that and just how she is and wishes she wasn't.
Comments do bother her and not 'Trying to be like, an asshole when I do rant videos, not trying to rant back at you guys, I'm just upset, you know?"
SHe just wanna likes, want to 'whatever'. Her cat is fine. Vet said the teeth are harder as she's old and teeth hurt, had them cleaned 'a few years ago' and 'honestly, it's traumatizing to go to the vet" and shits in the carrier, and to put her through a teeth cleaning is too traumatic, to give soft food and she slipped about putting her to sleep but back tracked. Apparently to let the cat "eat in peace" than trying to figure out the best quality of life by doing dental work or putting the cat to sleep.
WHen re-enable comments, she'll unblock a lot that she has blocked in haste. So apparently she realizes and aware her temper means that she'll just block people when she's having an episode.
She doesn't like people to be saying "you deleted me and not know what it's for" if she's turning people back on she needs to be i na place she's not sure she can go.
"Honestly.........I don't want my comments to be negative and depressing like AL's, like Honestly, I can't figure out how to keep the positivity of my fans and how to not let the negativity" (Paraphrased as I lost the text on this)
She's now going about how disgusting the noodle are and she choked trying to do a Veronica Wang big bite.
Chantal now saying ASMR was a 'parody' because it sucked so bad.
Chantal knowing that she has to balance the negative comments because that's a part of being a successful channel and not ready to do that.
Bibi is at home and she wanted to go for a drive, but it's 'creepy out here guys'. (MOre like she's a secret eater and hiding her binges again)
Says she hasn't had a binge in a whle because "I'm careful about it, like careful about calories, so someimtes it's an OMAD or IF...ummm.. no whatever you want is not a binge. In a way it satisfies the food addict aspect, as I get that dopamine affect, but I don't know, and going to see how it goes.... and trying to being consistent and going back and forth" Doesn't want to keep changing her way of eating because of how inconsistent it is and upsets people.
Wants to eat peppers, cucumbers and pickles cut up as she likes that.
Went for drive to DQ and parked in the empty lot to "talk to you guys".
Going to be doing great ideas this week: Tomorrow is "HEH" a dinner and mystery thing. Have some bought all elf products and doing foundation and concealer is beige, which my be too dark "hehehehehh" . Realizes her video will make it on ASMR cringe.
She's now saying she's never had any trauma that could cause for her over eating "Always spoiled and happy" mind you she has emotionally comfort eaten in about a dozen of her videos in which she discusses sexual assualts, expolites when she was a teen or how her dad snapped at her (The tam-tam billy story time indicates her father, what little she was around him, had a ballistic and tyrannical temper. Sound familiar?)
Someone says being bullied is traumatizing and she blames herself how she was treated. SOme telling her not her fault, though I'm pesonally having trouble believing she didn't initiate behaviors towards her, she then twists the question into her being fat causing her YouTube hate.
Peetz every Friday.
She says no PCOS her cysts are not that category.
Ehhhhhhhh... yea, so I'm going to cut it here. I can't deal with her anymore. She's asked about IBS, she's not sure what she has because shit upsets her stomach. Yet she just fucking ate Korean spicy noodles and 'feeling something brewing now" with her awkward laugh and expects a cop to ask why she's there and she doesn't probiotics.
And... she just said "There's a Pizza Pizza right near by if she needs to do some damage to a toilet" and she's not going to eat Pizza Pizza because it's not planned and has a 'healthy' schedule with make up and dressing and will take 'careful planning".
Yea, I think I got everything we all need...
Oh fuck she lived with a boarding family and she's going to do 'french recipes' and learned to make real french food, she thinks it was, and she'll make it tomorrow. She doesn't know if the food is fucking french or not but she's going to record it.
Her personal trainer reached out and she has two lessons left she paid for and probably wont' use. She's all about using a bathroom (hehehheheh Sheldon laugh) and people telling her to go in the bushes and now contemplating what bathroom to destroy. "I don't want to go to McDonalds... should I go back to Pizza Pizza? I shouldn't have eaten that... any one familiar... "
She needs to shit and doesn't know where and this is going to be her fire shit.... "I can't use that McD's the bathroom is upstairs"
Holy fuck... she's decided "I have no shame" and went to the bathroom in the Pizza Pizza and laundromat people will see her again - meaning she was laready there.. it's busy there, she has to go to the bathroom it's busy... literally shit, all people waiting to get pizza...
There's a table of guys............holy shit... she's now put the camera on and she's going to go destroy the Pizza Pizza bathroom
She just got back in car, laughing, releived... "what are you all talking about... I'm going to go... do you all have to adjust yourselves" She's paranoid, of breath...
She has to go back as she told Bibi she'd be out for a quick drive, goes to a Freshco and it's open and she's going to do some shopping.
Eating out causes her to need to shit immediately, she's still talking to people though she needs to go home to Bibi, but wants to go buy shit to Fresco, limit eating out to once a week (fast food) and do more recipe stuff, going to try to make stuff from scratch (bitch has no idea how to cook; is never going to happen).
It was the blizzard that made her go to the bathroom. "Mukbangers on noodles" are poised and don't flinch. "I like cooking more than I think I do, and I need to be more careful when I cook and pick my nose?"
And my soul....I feel emptier inside knowing there are humans this vapid that randomly shit in restrooms.
FOR FUCKS SAKE: SHe's now on a story time of some guy in HIgh SChool that she did a paper for him and he blamed her fat fingers for typos. WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY STORY IS ESSENTIALLY FROM 20 YEARS AGO?!
SHe recently got cable back so apparently uploading shit posts on Youtube is bringing her $$$ even though Bibi works two jobs and she wastes money on unripe mangoes and shit.
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I'm watching her "live" stream, she has gained a massive, scary amount of weight in a really short time. WTF?
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It'll just be more shit she stole from Reddit.
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I'll take over from here.
She says she "doesn't just eat what she wants" now and that following her schedule of three mukbangs a week will take "careful planning and discipline."
She claims she'll upload a mukbang tomorrow, a French dish.
She contemplates leaving the livestream rolling while she "abuses the bathroom" at Pizza Pizza.
Admits she's already been to that Pizza Pizza bathroom already today.
Trying to decide which bathroom to use. McDonald's is too far. She asks the viewers if they can recommend any nearby bathrooms.
Someone offered Loblaw's as a possibility, but she rejected that because the bathroom is upstairs.
Explains that she used the Pizza Pizza bathroom before livestreaming. I'm sure she didn't have any pizza.
Hems and haws about there people too many people in the store. Is worried they will talk behind her back.
She's now left her phone on, livestream running, while she uses the Pizza Pizza bathroom.
Back in the car. Takes a good minute to shuffle her fat rolls around until she's in a comfortable position.
She asks the viewers if they have to adjust themselves when they get in their car. The answer is no, Chantal. Christ.
She says she'll have to go home soon because she told Malan she wouldn't be long. Told him she just wanted to "go for a drive".
She is still adjusting her fat.
Still talking about shitting. Says whenever she eats out she needs to shit immediately.
Claims she's going to limit eating out to once per week.
"The nails are good for itching, but they're not good for picking. You have to be careful."
Says she knows her hands are "chubby". Not quite.
Tells her audience that the false nails make it hard to wipe.
Tells us a story about how she helped her friend's boyfriend cheat by writing him an essay for school. There were typos in the essay, and the boy said the typos were likely due to her fat fingers. She says she is reminded of this every time she makes a typo.
Boring rambling about television shows. Apparently she decided to buy cable again.
She plans on filming a video of her favorite YouTube channels. Riveting.
Still adjusting her enormous body.
Reveals that drinking coffee makes her shit.
Someone asks if she speaks French with Malan. She says no. She's spoken French to him on film plenty of times. Why would you lie about that?
Someone requests her to cook more African dishes. She says she will, that she's already made mafe but she can do it again. Why would she make the same dish again?
Says she's never discussed her YT channel with Malan's sister. Every time she mentions her she does so with such distain. She doesn't even try to disguise it.
Says she's always been the one to break up in her relationships. Doesn't mention the repeated cheating.
Finds portable Glade Air Freshener. Says she forgot to bring it into the bathroom. Tells us it was "stinky".
Says she would use the Glade as a perfume if she were desperate.
Chantal tells us that diseases are more prevalent in the Western world.
Complains that every other commercial on TV is for a drug. It's not like they're the only reason she's alive or anything.
Tells us she has a really graphic sex storytime for us.
Still adjusting her fat.
Mentions Simply Sara. Totally not because she checked her out after her mention here.
Talking about keeping that part of her old couch again. Says she did something "genius", then says it was Malan's idea.
Says stress can cause you to drop dead, so we should be more "carefree" about foods that cause cancer.
Karate Joe's been on a deleting spree tonight.
Says the people who send shitty messages in chat are "probably kids".
She's so boring. I haven't updated this in five minutes, nothing to report.
Says "on porpoise" unironically.
Bought "healthy food" at Walmart: chicken breasts, cucumbers ("her go-to"), peppers, mozzarella cheese (she already ate that apparently).
Feels ANOTHER bathroom trip coming on. Asks the viewers where she should go.
Wants to go for a drive to go get water.
"My belly's big". Gross.
Has an additional two air fresheners in her car.
Has already lost one of her new earrings.
Pulls into Tim Hortons to get water. Contemplates getting Bibi Timbits. Sure, Jabba.
This is the third fast food place she's been in in a hour.
Pulls into Farm Boy parking lot. More adjusting.
Wonders why she's hyper after drinking a Blizzard.
Shh tick as someone drives past her.
She wants to see a ghost, but also doesn't want to see a ghost.
Wants to do a city tour with Peetz but is anxious about it because she's too fat and can't walk.
It's been half an hour since she talked about shit or farts, so she tells us if someone were to scare her right now she'd shit her pants.
"I don't rest enough I don't think."
Sees "light in the sky, no joke." Asks if anyone in the Ottawa area saw it. It's fireworks.
Again she says she doesn't speak to Bibi in French, which is just not true.
Plans on tomorrow's dinner and a mystery being about the lost girls of Panama. Word for word from a wiki, no doubt.
Decides to tell the Panama story now for some reason.
Says she's worried about Malan thinking she's been out too long, and cheating on him. Mentioned this earlier too. "I hope he believes me." Chantal, please.
Says in the past she'd go out to binge and lie to him about it. Says he probably thought she was cheating on him. With fucking who, Jabba?
"I was really just cheating on him with food."
Says she might go live again later.
Mentions losing subs every time she uploads a new video.
Says Amberlynn was blocked from her channel, but that she didn't do it. Didn't she admit to blocking her after the Twitter incident?
She's going home to "relax".
She claims she'll upload a mukbang tomorrow, a French dish.
She contemplates leaving the livestream rolling while she "abuses the bathroom" at Pizza Pizza.
Admits she's already been to that Pizza Pizza bathroom already today.
Trying to decide which bathroom to use. McDonald's is too far. She asks the viewers if they can recommend any nearby bathrooms.
Someone offered Loblaw's as a possibility, but she rejected that because the bathroom is upstairs.
Explains that she used the Pizza Pizza bathroom before livestreaming. I'm sure she didn't have any pizza.
Hems and haws about there people too many people in the store. Is worried they will talk behind her back.
She's now left her phone on, livestream running, while she uses the Pizza Pizza bathroom.
Back in the car. Takes a good minute to shuffle her fat rolls around until she's in a comfortable position.
She asks the viewers if they have to adjust themselves when they get in their car. The answer is no, Chantal. Christ.
She says she'll have to go home soon because she told Malan she wouldn't be long. Told him she just wanted to "go for a drive".
She is still adjusting her fat.
Still talking about shitting. Says whenever she eats out she needs to shit immediately.
Claims she's going to limit eating out to once per week.
"The nails are good for itching, but they're not good for picking. You have to be careful."
Says she knows her hands are "chubby". Not quite.
Tells her audience that the false nails make it hard to wipe.
Tells us a story about how she helped her friend's boyfriend cheat by writing him an essay for school. There were typos in the essay, and the boy said the typos were likely due to her fat fingers. She says she is reminded of this every time she makes a typo.
Boring rambling about television shows. Apparently she decided to buy cable again.
She plans on filming a video of her favorite YouTube channels. Riveting.
Still adjusting her enormous body.
Reveals that drinking coffee makes her shit.
Someone asks if she speaks French with Malan. She says no. She's spoken French to him on film plenty of times. Why would you lie about that?
Someone requests her to cook more African dishes. She says she will, that she's already made mafe but she can do it again. Why would she make the same dish again?
Says she's never discussed her YT channel with Malan's sister. Every time she mentions her she does so with such distain. She doesn't even try to disguise it.
Says she's always been the one to break up in her relationships. Doesn't mention the repeated cheating.
Finds portable Glade Air Freshener. Says she forgot to bring it into the bathroom. Tells us it was "stinky".
Says she would use the Glade as a perfume if she were desperate.
Chantal tells us that diseases are more prevalent in the Western world.
Complains that every other commercial on TV is for a drug. It's not like they're the only reason she's alive or anything.
Tells us she has a really graphic sex storytime for us.
Still adjusting her fat.
Mentions Simply Sara. Totally not because she checked her out after her mention here.
Talking about keeping that part of her old couch again. Says she did something "genius", then says it was Malan's idea.
Says stress can cause you to drop dead, so we should be more "carefree" about foods that cause cancer.
Karate Joe's been on a deleting spree tonight.
Says the people who send shitty messages in chat are "probably kids".
She's so boring. I haven't updated this in five minutes, nothing to report.
Says "on porpoise" unironically.
Bought "healthy food" at Walmart: chicken breasts, cucumbers ("her go-to"), peppers, mozzarella cheese (she already ate that apparently).
Feels ANOTHER bathroom trip coming on. Asks the viewers where she should go.
Wants to go for a drive to go get water.
"My belly's big". Gross.
Has an additional two air fresheners in her car.
Has already lost one of her new earrings.
Pulls into Tim Hortons to get water. Contemplates getting Bibi Timbits. Sure, Jabba.
This is the third fast food place she's been in in a hour.
Pulls into Farm Boy parking lot. More adjusting.
Wonders why she's hyper after drinking a Blizzard.
Shh tick as someone drives past her.
She wants to see a ghost, but also doesn't want to see a ghost.
Wants to do a city tour with Peetz but is anxious about it because she's too fat and can't walk.
It's been half an hour since she talked about shit or farts, so she tells us if someone were to scare her right now she'd shit her pants.
"I don't rest enough I don't think."
Sees "light in the sky, no joke." Asks if anyone in the Ottawa area saw it. It's fireworks.
Again she says she doesn't speak to Bibi in French, which is just not true.
Plans on tomorrow's dinner and a mystery being about the lost girls of Panama. Word for word from a wiki, no doubt.
Decides to tell the Panama story now for some reason.
Says she's worried about Malan thinking she's been out too long, and cheating on him. Mentioned this earlier too. "I hope he believes me." Chantal, please.
Says in the past she'd go out to binge and lie to him about it. Says he probably thought she was cheating on him. With fucking who, Jabba?
"I was really just cheating on him with food."
Says she might go live again later.
Mentions losing subs every time she uploads a new video.
Says Amberlynn was blocked from her channel, but that she didn't do it. Didn't she admit to blocking her after the Twitter incident?
She's going home to "relax".
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