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Maybe we should write reviews for him that he can use for free. Heres mine -
"Not as bad as Safari Ride but still bad"
"Not as bad as Safari Ride but still bad"
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Looks like he's paid someone to write him possibly the most generic review ever:
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Yes, we set up this "hate site" just for him dontcha know?
And since he couldn't be bothered to share the link:
Russell Greer - I Don't Get You (Feat. Robby Johnson) - Stereo Stickman
The story relates to one of the world's most well-known pop artists, so the name and the details within are likely to appeal to a fair few listeners - the strong melody draws you over, the story-line holds you captive once you're there.stereostickman.com
This review is hilarious. Ironically enough, only people with Moebius Syndrome would be able to call his music “alternative” and keep a straight face.
How fucking like Russ to pay to have his stalkers theme tune “promoted” and still mess it up, because he repeatedly goes for the lowest tier possible. It seems the only thing he’s willing to pay top dollar for is hookers. Premium paid for pussy, shit tier literally everything else.
TaylorGreer
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I think they posted my comment on the review, can anyone else see the comment by "Jake Watson"?
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Alright kiwis, Since Russ has been all quiet and not terribly exciting, I decided to throw a little something together for you all.
I put in a lot of efforts and maybe some plights too. Did it entirely on an oddly translated video maker of dubious origin. Learned as I went. I'm not enough of a professional to pay a Filipino on Fiverr to make videos for me. Had fun doing it, hope you enjoy it. Do whatever you want with it. I'll laugh my ass off if it gets more views than Russ (he's at around 750 now).
Consider that my marketing blitz.
All things in the video came from here or ED. Made a bunch of the gifs and other stuff myself. Let me know if you'd like any of the still pics from it.
And a big thanks to @BIG DADDY, @Yellow Yam Scam, and @Swedishcrepes02 because I used some of your awesome contributions pretty noticeably.
I put in a lot of efforts and maybe some plights too. Did it entirely on an oddly translated video maker of dubious origin. Learned as I went. I'm not enough of a professional to pay a Filipino on Fiverr to make videos for me. Had fun doing it, hope you enjoy it. Do whatever you want with it. I'll laugh my ass off if it gets more views than Russ (he's at around 750 now).
Consider that my marketing blitz.
All things in the video came from here or ED. Made a bunch of the gifs and other stuff myself. Let me know if you'd like any of the still pics from it.
And a big thanks to @BIG DADDY, @Yellow Yam Scam, and @Swedishcrepes02 because I used some of your awesome contributions pretty noticeably.
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Amazing. The production values are better than anything Russ could even afford to pay for. 10/10. Would watch while spittle runs down my chin.
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Omg it made me laugh so much I'd venmo you a dollar... if only you didn't forget to explicitly state that you made it to flatter us.
Jk you did an awesome job and I wish @Null would put it on the homepage since we don't have any featured threads atm
Whatthefuck
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Rusty should be kissing the ground you walk on. This is the only way that shit stain of a song will ever #trend.
ETA: I feel your plights and appreciate your fruits.
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Agreed. This is the only version that should go viral
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I think this is the Swedish station. The image he uses on IG is some generic thing from google images and not necessarily from the correct station. I can confirm the presenter is speaking swedish, so I highly doubt it's some samoan station. http://www.thebeat.se/
station station station
station station station
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This is quite fucking spectacular, it has to be said. My favourite parts were the Morgan Freedman owls, and the placard with roughly 87 fingers on each side to hold it up. You even included a plug for the song on Spotify! What's not to love, Russ?
Russ?
*does the robot, badly*
Does Russ have an official video for this horror of a song? One that he made, and that is laughably crap in comparison to @TheGreatCitracett's one, I mean.
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This belongs in the OP. It's a great summary of the 'fruits' produced by Russhole's stalker obsession with Taylor Swift. Good to use to introduce new people to the well of NPD insanity that is Russell Greer.
lamp shade
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That video was fantastic! Kudos and a to you good sir! Russ would love it I am sure!
I just did a quick search on Twitter for "Russell Greer" and came across this one, which I don't believe has been posted yet.
to you good sir! Russ would love it I am sure!I just did a quick search on Twitter for "Russell Greer" and came across this one, which I don't believe has been posted yet.
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That video was fantastic! Kudos and a
I just did a quick search on Twitter for "Russell Greer" and came across this one, which I don't believe has been posted yet.
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Looks like Russhole spent $5 on that.
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He continues to fail to understand that all these pay-for-play Fiverr gigs are a waste of money. He's not going to go viral getting one play on an Internet radio station no one's listening to or cares about.
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This is a very expensive temper-tantrum. Keep in mind, gentle reader, that this thread, Russ's problems, everything that he complains about are because he got told "no." Seriously, that's it.
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Well, I've almost finished russ's book. It was a shocking foray into the mind of a celebrity stalker. His head is full of movie cliches, the way that he weaves them into his "non-fiction" book is so insulting to the reader. I get the feeling russell really wanted to fuck Ken ("he's such a stud").. if he exists at all. He was probably invented to prove the kiwi farms is evil & lights people on fire. The stories he simply imagined (like how swift's attorney reacted to being hired by her) were weird inclusions. If he spent a few years trying to write fiction he might get good at it, he has a lot of imagination, but there isn't a scapegoat there. If he writes songs he cannot perform then he can always blame the performer for his failure.
Men who buy sex are mostly creeps like him. Research into it shows they have really fucked up attitudes towards women and sexuality. Russell thinks he owns a woman that he hires for sex, and believes he has a right to buy women because he was born with a paralyzed face. His personality is his real disability, I have seen people way more deformed than russ who got married and had plenty of relationships with non-disabled people because they weren't horrid to everyone around them.
Men who buy sex are mostly creeps like him. Research into it shows they have really fucked up attitudes towards women and sexuality. Russell thinks he owns a woman that he hires for sex, and believes he has a right to buy women because he was born with a paralyzed face. His personality is his real disability, I have seen people way more deformed than russ who got married and had plenty of relationships with non-disabled people because they weren't horrid to everyone around them.
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Eh, premium paid brothel pussy. Last time Magical Tard Buddy went brothel hopping, one poster linked to the profile on the brothel's website of the girl Russ had been trying for months to set up a "date" with. The one who would only take $$$$ instead of the $$$ Russ had brought with him, so turned him down when he got there. She really wasn't all that great looking. I mean, she was OK, but certainly not the 9/10 Russ always brags about banging. In fact, most of the girls were rather plain. Some of the younger, "fresher" girls were cute, but again, no 9/10 super models like Russ claims. If you want real premium prostitutes then you need to go with, uh, "independent contractors", and you certainly will have a hard time finding them in Reno. There are working girls out there that many thousands of dollars per hour for their "services", far more than Russ could ever afford in his life. Ironically, they're the girls of the caliber that Russ keeps bragging that he's been with. So, no, Russhole is not getting "premium pussy". If Russ were renting a car, he'd be getting the "mid-size" option. Not the "luxury" model.
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He stands out even among that crowd, though, because he actually somehow managed to get blacklisted by prostitutes to the point he threw a spastic tantrum about it. In a clientele full of abusive assholes and jerks and pathetic creeps like him, he's even worse than the dudes with degrading fetishes who at least have the sense to pay and then fuck off when they're done.
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It's his delusion that sex with a prostitute is anything but a business transaction. You can see it when he refers to paying for "love and intimacy." Most every other john gets the fact that they're paying for gratification, nothing else. Occasionally you get someone who thinks a hooker is in love with him, like Russ, but they usually have more money that Russ so they're worth bleeding dry.